An Azn man enjoys a day at the beach but gets distracted by a couple nearby...
29 2019-06-19 by r_zucks
The place: Cape Cod, Massachusetts. USA.
The date: late August / early September 2016.
An Azn man is at his summer home in Cape Cod. He’s enjoying the beach with his wife who is white, tanned, pregnant and out taking pictures of seals. But his peace is disturbed when he sees a mayo with an Asian lady. He proceeds with a forensic breakdown of the couple...
The Asian lady: She’s in her late twenties. Maybe early thirties. She’s not too pretty, just a tad above average but she is “slender and well dressed.” Having a keen eye, the Azn man can tell that she’s no “fresh off the boat” type.
The mayo: He’s about the same age. He has “womanly” hips that are bigger than his shoulders --- 1.5 times bigger to be precise. The man is pale and poorly dressed. Again, the Azn man uses his keen eye and suspects that he owns no property there. “He didn't look like someone who was staying for longer than a day,” he tells us.
The couples end up having a brief interaction. Our Azn man explains:
The WMAF couple turned to stare at us for a good 20 seconds. You might think you have sunglasses on, but I can still see you're staring. Was super awkward until I yelled out "beautiful day, watch out for the sharks."
Addendum: Another of his observations. This one from a holiday party. Tldr: Things are changing for the Azn man. (With the exception being San Francisco.)
6 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-19
Are you black or something? Why do you think fathers don't exist?
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1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-19
This slant should feel lucky they even let him on the beach. There sure as shit weren’t any blacks lol
1 Osterion 2019-06-19
Imagine having your day ruined because you see two people you don't know in a relationship. Being racist is the ultimate cuckoldry.
1 goofylookinghomo 2019-06-19
watch yourself it's an asian man so there's no racism here, friendo
1 campy 2019-06-19
You can tell this is a larp because the asian man has a white wife
1 Grundleberries 2019-06-19
Cape Cod? More like Cope Cod.