I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Ooo daddy cope and the first poster is that ricel who is probably a r/Hapas mod

Didn't that Eugene Gu guy lose his rughts as a doctor?

Yeah, and his ex-wife filed a restraining order against him for domestic violence. Male feminism strikes again lmao

The presidential capitalization game is so crazy.

You just never know when another capital letter is gunna hit ya.

I rarely look at his tweets and every time I do i'm reminded of how absolutely surreal the current era is

what the fuck is happening

He is the perfect mirror to hold up to american society. He is america and that's why this is so great.

A bunch of soulless goons convinced approximately half the nation to let this drooling, retarded child rule them by edict.

America is dead, americans killed it, and it never even started for freedomcels.

america is an experiment in what happens when you start a society without a despotic monarch to keep things in check

America is the true Third Rome and we must crown a Basileus.

Botch predicted this

my god you're right

where is our octavian

It’s clearly Barron.

>surprisingly tall ✔️

>probably autistic ✔️

>good at not attracting attention until his dad is backstabbed 23 times... ✔️ ?

Mike Pence will offer him a diadem thrice upon the Lupercal and thrice shall Trump refuse it, preferring to remain President-for-Life.

At least the monarchs of old had the common decency to die before senility set in, usually

Um king george sweaty?!? He went all crazy from powdering his wig xd

And to make up for it they were all inbreds

Non-American C O P E

If anything, the last couple years have given me an unironic faith in the system. Constant seething and cope from both sides that include 24/7 wars of words by the entirety of the political/entertainment/media classes and everything is still okay.

You are a dumbass then because all of Daddys biggest blunders are things that are disasterous in the long term, something most boomer brains cant comprehend beyond WhIte GeNoCidE.

You are a dumbass

disasterous

Also buddy if I cared about long-term outcomes, I wouldn't be wasting my stupid life on this stupid Internet site arguing with you.

fair point

Let's chat on AiM. Username is jaredgayffer27

Yeah I’m totally seething.

Living in a functional democracy, sitting back and watching the us electorate violently sperg at each other as their retarded, queeny faggot of a president gets cucked by everyone from Merkel to Kim, to the democrats.

I’m literally shaking rn.

Sorry for a second there you implied that you weren't in the American protectorate. I am going to assume that because you don't live here, your opinion is worth less than zero. Have a good day in Belgium or wherever.

S E E T H E

I can't hear you over the sound of my AR-15 and the sirens from the ambulance next door administering Narcan.

Please continue to deliver copes directly to me inbox.

C O P E

S E E T H E

queeny

So who's the top?

He's not America, he's the GOP. He's the natural conclusion to all of their absurd rhetoric, all of their "facts are subjective and reality is rigged against us" bullshit, the conspiracies, all of it.

Trump isn't some aberration, he's literally just the Republican base incarnate.

retards enabling bigger retards

It's like 18th-century capitalization but rhetorical rather than grammatical.

If it weren't for the muller investigation his poll numbers would be lower than they are now.

I don’t know what muller is, but there was a Mueller investigation

Its Muller time!

Not really true. The reality is the investigation/Russia was never all that relevant to the electorate.

It likely hurt him with moderates more than anything else, but only because he's so dumb he had no idea how to handle himself or act normal.

He basically made himself look guilty every day, then broke the law trying to cover up an investigation thatt was gonna clear him anyway because "collusion" is near impossible to prove and the DOJ doesn't even think theyc an indict a president.

Had Trump just let the investigation finish, had he just not obstructed justice, he'd likely be a few points higher currently.

Cope-a-rope

(Morgan freeman Voice)

he’s right ya’ know

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Lol he just admitted that he's down in the polls

Just ignore it, these are early polls, I don't trust them anyway. Honestly the way Trump is chimping out after seeing the polls makes me doubt his reelection chances more than the actual polls themselves.

Just ignore it

An ego doesn't allow it

what's worse? orange man cope or the endless legion of people seething in the tweet replies?

The retards who have built careers off tweeting "snarky" replies to Trump are worse at this point. I'm surprised we don't see any DNC candidates among the reaponses regularly.

boomer cope