Member a week or so ago when Tifa's new design was unveiled and everybody who complained about her boobs being smaller got downvoted and accused of being an incel?
Why would anyone ever think someone concerned with some vidya character wearing a bra would be an incel? 🤔🤔🤔
When the inevitable crusades of year 2077 to free the anime tiddy come, I'll remember the brave warriors of KiA who wrote 300 essays on the evils of censorship, including detailed analysis of breast juggling in different types of bras - they'll no doubt be an inspiration to the the entire movement.
I want to tell you that you are wrong, and it's going to be good. The trailers look great. At the same time, I have played KH3, FFXV, and FFXIII. I'm not sure why I would expect them to somehow get something right when they have been such fucking shit for that past 10 years.
It's going to suck because Square Enix hasn't made a good game in nearly two decades and is desperately robbing the graves of their greatest hits for re-re-re-re-releases and HD remakes.
I mean... even the article explains the decision and it makes sense.
""It was necessary to restrict her chest," Nomura says in the interview. For the developers, modernising Tifa's design meant creating an athletic look, complete with abs, while retaining her iconic white tanktop and black mini skirt outfit. But, as the ethics department pointed out, Tifa shouldn't look "unnatural" during action scenes, so her chest was "restricted". This resulted in black underwear and a fitted tank top for the remake."
It looks fucking stupid having someone with retardedly huge tits kung fu fighting. They are STILL pretty fucking big.
I hate when the SJW's complain about big tits, but I also hate this.
The only reason this bothers me is that it's from the ethics department. Imagine what type of pathetic people think video game character tit size has anything to do with ethics. I just wonder what other stuff they've meddled with when they shouldn't have. Is the scene where Cloud dresses up as a girl going to have him go on a monologue about how he feels like his true self now and it's an amazing and empowering feeling?
Get rich or die tryin', I'm feelin' like 50
Brand new choppa got double d titties
Niggas don't play me I don't get silly
Love all the beef like a southwest Philly, yeah
Tifas tits are still pretty big, they're like D or DD at least. They just aren't beach balls like the original. Her eyes also aren't half the size of her head. It's a modern realistic model so it's obvious it would look different. The original FF7 went for non realistic models so around simply because the graphics technology wasn't very advanced at that time, attempting a realistic look looked like shit. Now a realistic model is expected of course.
But nah let's just flip out over not getting our beach ball sized tits. Nerds are so predictable.
I thought the holy land of Japan was the last holdout from the evil ever advancing postmodernists. But the grasp of the sjws now knows no bounds apparently.
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1 Osterion 2019-06-19
Inshallah, sports bras are the first step on the inevitable path to burkas
1 vtesterlwg 2019-06-19
biSHMULLAAAAH
1 nybbas 2019-06-19
Her tits are still fucking huge. The KiA people have become inverse SJWs.
1 Osterion 2019-06-19
As if they were ever anything else 😂😂
1 GaysianSupremacist 2019-06-19
Sad to see sanity sometimes leads to rightoid autism.
1 Ingelri 2019-06-19
Fuck you, give me my anime tiddies normie scum
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-06-19
Why would anyone ever think someone concerned with some vidya character wearing a bra would be an incel? 🤔🤔🤔
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-06-19
The incels are coming from both sides
1 tonguelessnitch 2019-06-19
Kiatards - "her titties are to small"
Reeeesetera - "her titties are still too big"
Me - "she looks to young for me to care about her tit size"
1 ScroblertMoblert 2019-06-19
Isn't she a teenager in the game? That'd be prime "worrying about tit size" age.
1 Woolgun 2019-06-19
o7
When the inevitable crusades of year 2077 to free the anime tiddy come, I'll remember the brave warriors of KiA who wrote 300 essays on the evils of censorship, including detailed analysis of breast juggling in different types of bras - they'll no doubt be an inspiration to the the entire movement.
1 horrorfan96 2019-06-19
“o7” get out of here chapocel
1 Woolgun 2019-06-19
lmao seething over 2 characters
1 Ubertroon 2019-06-19
Unironically this
HH
1 tonguelessnitch 2019-06-19
"Mentions 2077"
You just know that there will be a dramawave about nudity in cyberpunk 2077 unironically from both sides.
1 maharashtraman 2019-06-19
huh, would've thought the pedos over there preferred smaller tits
1 LightUmbra 2019-06-19
1 GaysianSupremacist 2019-06-19
1 MagicHoudini 2019-06-19
1 911roofer 2019-06-19
Who cares? Square Enix has gone down the drain and the remake is going to suck.
1 nybbas 2019-06-19
I want to tell you that you are wrong, and it's going to be good. The trailers look great. At the same time, I have played KH3, FFXV, and FFXIII. I'm not sure why I would expect them to somehow get something right when they have been such fucking shit for that past 10 years.
1 911roofer 2019-06-19
KH3 was the biggest letdown I've ever experienced.
1 nybbas 2019-06-19
People praising and defending it make me so angry. The game is beautiful trash.
1 ubermanwolf 2019-06-19
uhm, FFXIV exists sweaty. Defi itely sad that their single player games have been complete shit
1 nybbas 2019-06-19
Thats true. So there IS a chance!
1 watermark002 2019-06-19
Yep the remake is gonna suck because tifas tits aren't big enough
1 NeverComments 2019-06-19
It's going to suck because Square Enix hasn't made a good game in nearly two decades and is desperately robbing the graves of their greatest hits for re-re-re-re-releases and HD remakes.
1 watermark002 2019-06-19
Lol yeah you're right. I swear all square does anymore is leech off their legendary backlog.
1 Ubertroon 2019-06-19
They should have made them bigger to pander to breast people
1 tonguelessnitch 2019-06-19
That is...if they'll even finish it in time.
1 nybbas 2019-06-19
I mean... even the article explains the decision and it makes sense.
""It was necessary to restrict her chest," Nomura says in the interview. For the developers, modernising Tifa's design meant creating an athletic look, complete with abs, while retaining her iconic white tanktop and black mini skirt outfit. But, as the ethics department pointed out, Tifa shouldn't look "unnatural" during action scenes, so her chest was "restricted". This resulted in black underwear and a fitted tank top for the remake."
It looks fucking stupid having someone with retardedly huge tits kung fu fighting. They are STILL pretty fucking big.
I hate when the SJW's complain about big tits, but I also hate this.
1 tonguelessnitch 2019-06-19
Only thing concerning that I see here is that they have a ethics department for tit sizes.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-06-19
Dream job tbh.
1 nybbas 2019-06-19
Yeah, I don't disagree there. Maybe it's a translation thing? Considering the current climate though, it's probably real.
1 tonguelessnitch 2019-06-19
Well, shit moves in a circle. I hope that in like 5 to 10 years we will be looking back at current year in general thinking "well that was retarded".
1 ScroblertMoblert 2019-06-19
The only reason this bothers me is that it's from the ethics department. Imagine what type of pathetic people think video game character tit size has anything to do with ethics. I just wonder what other stuff they've meddled with when they shouldn't have. Is the scene where Cloud dresses up as a girl going to have him go on a monologue about how he feels like his true self now and it's an amazing and empowering feeling?
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-06-19
that video game bitch still has double d tittays
1 watermark002 2019-06-19
Get rich or die tryin', I'm feelin' like 50
Brand new choppa got double d titties
Niggas don't play me I don't get silly
Love all the beef like a southwest Philly, yeah
1 leva549 2019-06-19
Demartment of Ethics in Videogame tittys.
1 GaysianSupremacist 2019-06-19
Imagine being offended by a character designed changed for authenticity so much you have to make a thread to S E E T H E .
1 watermark002 2019-06-19
Tifas tits are still pretty big, they're like D or DD at least. They just aren't beach balls like the original. Her eyes also aren't half the size of her head. It's a modern realistic model so it's obvious it would look different. The original FF7 went for non realistic models so around simply because the graphics technology wasn't very advanced at that time, attempting a realistic look looked like shit. Now a realistic model is expected of course.
But nah let's just flip out over not getting our beach ball sized tits. Nerds are so predictable.
I thought the holy land of Japan was the last holdout from the evil ever advancing postmodernists. But the grasp of the sjws now knows no bounds apparently.
1 Pomodorodorodoro 2019-06-19
Radical centrist opinion: The new design is pretty good. They're about as big as they possibly could be in this art style.
Nonetheless, waiting for a pc version and modding her tits to be bigger than her head is—objectively—the only right way to play the game.
1 HammerSpamAtlantic 2019-06-19
Oh my God who the fuck cares
This goes for both sides btw
1 SpotNL 2019-06-19
I feel like we should not mock them too much, because Tifa's tits are the closest they'll come to boobs outside the family.