r/KIA uncovers a conspiracy to make Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 wear a bra! 😱

59  2019-06-19 by Ghdust2

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A downvote from a commie is the equivalent of an upvote from someone with braincells. So thanks, man.

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Im sure its less about her tit size and more about "giving them an inch and they take a mile

Inshallah, sports bras are the first step on the inevitable path to burkas

biSHMULLAAAAH

Her tits are still fucking huge. The KiA people have become inverse SJWs.

As if they were ever anything else 😂😂

Sad to see sanity sometimes leads to rightoid autism.

Fuck you, give me my anime tiddies normie scum

Member a week or so ago when Tifa's new design was unveiled and everybody who complained about her boobs being smaller got downvoted and accused of being an incel?

Why would anyone ever think someone concerned with some vidya character wearing a bra would be an incel? 🤔🤔🤔

The incels are coming from both sides

Kiatards - "her titties are to small"

Reeeesetera - "her titties are still too big"

Me - "she looks to young for me to care about her tit size"

Isn't she a teenager in the game? That'd be prime "worrying about tit size" age.

o7

When the inevitable crusades of year 2077 to free the anime tiddy come, I'll remember the brave warriors of KiA who wrote 300 essays on the evils of censorship, including detailed analysis of breast juggling in different types of bras - they'll no doubt be an inspiration to the the entire movement.

“o7” get out of here chapocel

lmao seething over 2 characters

Unironically this

HH

"Mentions 2077"

You just know that there will be a dramawave about nudity in cyberpunk 2077 unironically from both sides.

huh, would've thought the pedos over there preferred smaller tits

playing jap games.

play vidya gaem

consuming any media from glorious Nihon that is not JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Who cares? Square Enix has gone down the drain and the remake is going to suck.

I want to tell you that you are wrong, and it's going to be good. The trailers look great. At the same time, I have played KH3, FFXV, and FFXIII. I'm not sure why I would expect them to somehow get something right when they have been such fucking shit for that past 10 years.

KH3 was the biggest letdown I've ever experienced.

People praising and defending it make me so angry. The game is beautiful trash.

uhm, FFXIV exists sweaty. Defi itely sad that their single player games have been complete shit

Thats true. So there IS a chance!

Yep the remake is gonna suck because tifas tits aren't big enough

It's going to suck because Square Enix hasn't made a good game in nearly two decades and is desperately robbing the graves of their greatest hits for re-re-re-re-releases and HD remakes.

Lol yeah you're right. I swear all square does anymore is leech off their legendary backlog.

They should have made them bigger to pander to breast people

That is...if they'll even finish it in time.

I mean... even the article explains the decision and it makes sense.

""It was necessary to restrict her chest," Nomura says in the interview. For the developers, modernising Tifa's design meant creating an athletic look, complete with abs, while retaining her iconic white tanktop and black mini skirt outfit. But, as the ethics department pointed out, Tifa shouldn't look "unnatural" during action scenes, so her chest was "restricted". This resulted in black underwear and a fitted tank top for the remake."

It looks fucking stupid having someone with retardedly huge tits kung fu fighting. They are STILL pretty fucking big.

I hate when the SJW's complain about big tits, but I also hate this.

Only thing concerning that I see here is that they have a ethics department for tit sizes.

Dream job tbh.

Yeah, I don't disagree there. Maybe it's a translation thing? Considering the current climate though, it's probably real.

Well, shit moves in a circle. I hope that in like 5 to 10 years we will be looking back at current year in general thinking "well that was retarded".

The only reason this bothers me is that it's from the ethics department. Imagine what type of pathetic people think video game character tit size has anything to do with ethics. I just wonder what other stuff they've meddled with when they shouldn't have. Is the scene where Cloud dresses up as a girl going to have him go on a monologue about how he feels like his true self now and it's an amazing and empowering feeling?

that video game bitch still has double d tittays

Get rich or die tryin', I'm feelin' like 50
Brand new choppa got double d titties
Niggas don't play me I don't get silly
Love all the beef like a southwest Philly, yeah

Demartment of Ethics in Videogame tittys.

Imagine being offended by a character designed changed for authenticity so much you have to make a thread to S E E T H E .

Tifas tits are still pretty big, they're like D or DD at least. They just aren't beach balls like the original. Her eyes also aren't half the size of her head. It's a modern realistic model so it's obvious it would look different. The original FF7 went for non realistic models so around simply because the graphics technology wasn't very advanced at that time, attempting a realistic look looked like shit. Now a realistic model is expected of course.

But nah let's just flip out over not getting our beach ball sized tits. Nerds are so predictable.

I thought the holy land of Japan was the last holdout from the evil ever advancing postmodernists. But the grasp of the sjws now knows no bounds apparently.

Radical centrist opinion: The new design is pretty good. They're about as big as they possibly could be in this art style.

Nonetheless, waiting for a pc version and modding her tits to be bigger than her head is—objectively—the only right way to play the game.

Oh my God who the fuck cares

This goes for both sides btw

I feel like we should not mock them too much, because Tifa's tits are the closest they'll come to boobs outside the family.