r/drama: Turns out MH370 was an inside job by a depressed pilot who decided to dab on the passengers by depressurizing the cabin then slamming the plane into a million pieces. All of this because the pilot fucked stewardesses then lost his wife and became a thirstposter. Remember: you can’t trust breeders.

Turns out MH370 was an inside job by a depressed pilot who decided to dab on the passengers by depressurizing the cabin then slamming the plane into a million pieces. All of this because the pilot fucked stewardesses then lost his wife and became a thirstposter. Remember: you can’t trust breeders.

43 2019-06-20 by JokerCarSalesman

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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-20

The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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1 Coonass_alt 2019-06-20

still not as good as the baneposting suicidal pilot

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-06-20

dude I happened to be on /tv/ the day that happened, I don't think I've ever laughed at a thread on 4chan so hard.

1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-06-20

Gussy wrecks relationships and airplanes

1 JeanLouisFlaubert 2019-06-20

> “Zaharie’s marriage was bad. In the past he slept with some of the flight attendants. And so what? We all do. You’re flying all over the world with these beautiful girls in the back. But his wife knew.”

What an alpha.

1 MagicHoudini 2019-06-20

This is actually sad.

1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-06-20

n his first house he had installed an elaborate Microsoft flight simulator. He flew it frequently, and often posted to online forums about his hobby.

oh no, a g*mer

1 Rentokill_boy 2019-06-20

when will we learn that videogames are the source of all evil in the world

1 AdministrativeNerve7 2019-06-20

Of all the profiles extracted from the simulator, the one that matched MH370’s path was the only one that Zaharie did not run as a continuous flight—in other words, taking off on the simulator and letting the flight play out, hour after hour, until it reached the destination airport. Instead he advanced the flight manually in multiple stages, repeatedly jumping the flight forward and subtracting the fuel as necessary until it was gone. Iannello believes that Zaharie was responsible for the diversion. Given that there was nothing technical that Zaharie could have learned by rehearsing the act on a gamelike Microsoft consumer product, Iannello suspects that the purpose of the simulator flight may have been to leave a bread-crumb trail to say goodbye.

G*mes are radicalization tools.

1 MalesAreEvil 2019-06-20

1 cragbar 2019-06-20

Did it ever turn out that German guy who kamikazed into the Alps was cleared to fly because they didn't want to discriminate against this mental illness? I remember there were some hints at it a week or so after the crash.

1 JustLions 2019-06-20

In Malaysian style, he was known by his first name, Zaharie.

Huh, my family all call each other by our first names, I wonder if we're Malaysian.