I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
They [the stones] get up and go on their own accord. It's the strangest thing. My gf and I are both into crystals and we've both "misplaced" so many it's not even funny at this point. We both are aware that when you lose them, they're essentially finding themselves another home but when you keep track of your crystals because they're important to you and they still go missing, it's just crazy. My ex-roommate experienced the exact same thing as well so it's not just us confirming each other's biases.
Typed out unironically. People call the guys on T_D and CTH idiots, but then we have this sub...
To mitigate risks, I shall bathe myself and the stone in salt and sun, I will meditate on my good fortune, and send out positive energy and thanks to the person who lost it.
i want to believe this person is 13, but i’ve met enough rich and stupid spoiled whores to know better.
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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 Verdreht 2019-06-21
Mayocide when?
1 manlyhandles 2019-06-21
The thumbnail looked the mushroom tip of a penis hehe
1 loli_esports 2019-06-21
If someone said "post nudes online to harness the sexual power of more people to drive any evil energy out of both you and the stine" would it work?
1 Theayysymbol 2019-06-21
Try it
1 TransNiglet 2019-06-21
Typed out unironically. People call the guys on T_D and CTH idiots, but then we have this sub...
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-06-21
Tfw magic stones hide themselves as plain old carbon monoxide poisoning.
1 johnnypicante 2019-06-21
i want to believe this person is 13, but i’ve met enough rich and stupid spoiled whores to know better.
1 Zozbot 2019-06-21
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-06-21
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-06-21
zozzle
1 proofwomenaredumb 2019-06-21
Remember that all these people can vote, drive, drink, and own guns
1 SpacePanther17 2019-06-21
Occultist terrorist attack when