That whole post is essentially everyone taking it seriously are admitting to being worthless little weeby shits. It is so glorious when they put themselves like that!
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
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As such, 5’7 Spiderman actor Tom Holland is a short king, as are Pulitzer-winning rapper Kendrick Lamar (5’5) The OA trans actor Ian Alexander (5’) and (short) “King in the North” Kit Harington (5’7) who has admitted he allowed taller actors on the set of Game of Thrones to ruffle his hair.
Body positivity is /r/sadcringe tier. Women aren't going to like your midget legs more because they saw Kit Harrington on TV. Just like women aren't going to like your weird-ass nose more because they've heard of Owen Wilson.
Its so great that twitter wants to talk about rich short people and fluff it up like they care beyond retweets and likes as if they're gonna give a shit in a week or two and not go back to their regular bullshit
Today is Short King appreciation day – a day to celebrate the short men in our lives. The main message? Having a low center of gravity needn’t correlate with having low self-esteem
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-06-21
That whole post is essentially everyone taking it seriously are admitting to being worthless little weeby shits. It is so glorious when they put themselves like that!
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1 thedopestfish 2019-06-21
A-are you actually sentient?
1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-21
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 UberProle 2019-06-21
Manlets calling themselves Short Kings is toxic masculinity.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-21
Kings are toxic. Change my mind.
1 Matues49 2019-06-21
😂😂😂
1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-06-21
Manlets
when
will
they
learn
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-06-21
Body positivity is /r/sadcringe tier. Women aren't going to like your midget legs more because they saw Kit Harrington on TV. Just like women aren't going to like your weird-ass nose more because they've heard of Owen Wilson.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-06-21
Its so great that twitter wants to talk about rich short people and fluff it up like they care beyond retweets and likes as if they're gonna give a shit in a week or two and not go back to their regular bullshit
1 ffbtaw2 2019-06-21
Global warming will shift the equilibrium to favoring shorter dudes in the long run due to the square cube law, gotta get in on the ground floor.
1 TransNiglet 2019-06-21
Just this gave me cancer.
1 NikolaiKardashev 2019-06-21
No saying as a Manlet.
1 Danny__Treadname 2019-06-21
Manliness is really about helping and doing what others want you to do. The old definition is toxic and yikes
1 shhh_im_ban_evading 2019-06-21
Cope the news article.
1 200iqBigBrain 2019-06-21
the jokes write themselves