I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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So what’s his play? “I didn’t start any wars unlike libtards?”

And thank God they did. If Daddy has one redeeming quality, it's his seeming hesitation to get involved in another war.

Also, it may have been Tucker, cause he was on TV last night telling Daddy not to go to war. So good job Tuck.

the fact that we basically get to watch all this play out live while he thought-vomits his entire internal monologue onto twitter is fucking incredible. dramacoin will be worth more than gold by the end of the admiunistration

Selective service is 19-26

Let’s do how based you zoomers actually are

I was ready to die in Venezuela but I really don't want to go to the Middle East.

you die where daddy tells you to die babe

Daily reminder Trump is too incompetent to do anything other than cucking China.

But cucking China is such a low bar.

Khomeni/Trump lovechild when?