You answered correctly. Despite the title of this post, you must know a little bit.
Any real fighter, any real martial artist knows that to de-escalate, to look for a way out and if possible run is the best thing to do.
People who start talking about looking for a weapon, or taking a stance are the ones who are the armchair, or the ones who are trying to sell classes at a McDojo.
It's a good way to tell the difference between a real fighter or martial arts master, a simple question and answer. Had to ask.
Run when you can. Bring attention to the situation if beneficial. Do whatever you call to increase space. If the space is their advantage close in close to minimise potential force. Never ever ever go for a kick to the balls, it doesn't work the way you see in movies and get your leg (most dangerous weapon of the human body) possibly incapacitated. If you're going to gouge the eyes be prepared to finish the job, it won't be pretty and they may die. If you must attack, ignore face and midsection and focus on clavical and or ankle. Once you get a chance fucking run.
Orange guy should flipped over and have pulled out a katana and Kōmon surasshu (slashing of anus) to him then duel wielded some desert eagles if it wasn't enough punishment 🔫😎🔫
Don't get hit, and hit them. Agen Orange there managed to miss both these steps, don't be like him. Or alternatively pay a 1/5 asian man to teach to truxican chung-pao and get your ass handed to you trying to knock a guy out with your wrist.
That's legit just general fighting advice lol, what a fucking moron
"Hey so if big guy was little guys size you would just stand super still and take whatever he throws at you, but in this very specific situation you want to try and NOT get hit by your opponent"
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1 GT-Johnathan_Hill 2019-06-21
One of the overweighted armchair fighters here, came to just say the title has me laughing lmao. To OP, good roast
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-21
What's the first thing you should do when faced with a bar or street fight?
1 GT-Johnathan_Hill 2019-06-21
I don't know man,
try to not let is escalate into a fight?
run?
shit you tell me lol
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-21
You answered correctly. Despite the title of this post, you must know a little bit.
Any real fighter, any real martial artist knows that to de-escalate, to look for a way out and if possible run is the best thing to do.
People who start talking about looking for a weapon, or taking a stance are the ones who are the armchair, or the ones who are trying to sell classes at a McDojo.
It's a good way to tell the difference between a real fighter or martial arts master, a simple question and answer. Had to ask.
1 GT-Johnathan_Hill 2019-06-21
I would rather walk away from a fight, sometimes it's impossible as dudes will force you into confrontation but whenever I can I'd walk away.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-21
Never unless you are having to defend or protect someone with lesser skills in a TRUE life or death situation.
Otherwise, you can just dance away.
1 GT-Johnathan_Hill 2019-06-21
very true
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-06-21
Run when you can. Bring attention to the situation if beneficial. Do whatever you call to increase space. If the space is their advantage close in close to minimise potential force. Never ever ever go for a kick to the balls, it doesn't work the way you see in movies and get your leg (most dangerous weapon of the human body) possibly incapacitated. If you're going to gouge the eyes be prepared to finish the job, it won't be pretty and they may die. If you must attack, ignore face and midsection and focus on clavical and or ankle. Once you get a chance fucking run.
1 Topdogedon 2019-06-21
Okay burger 🤢
1 Vurtizontal 2019-06-21
You jump over then, while in mid air facing down, put out your hands and grab them so that when you land, you'll have them in a chokehold.
1 Neon_needles 2019-06-21
Orange guy should flipped over and have pulled out a katana and Kōmon surasshu (slashing of anus) to him then duel wielded some desert eagles if it wasn't enough punishment 🔫😎🔫
1 OceanGeese 2019-06-21
Pro tip to would-be fighters.
Don't get hit, and hit them. Agen Orange there managed to miss both these steps, don't be like him. Or alternatively pay a 1/5 asian man to teach to truxican chung-pao and get your ass handed to you trying to knock a guy out with your wrist.
1 Vurtizontal 2019-06-21
Wow, manlets in fact not btfo.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-06-21
Who fights like this. Just pull out a 9 like a real American.
1 Mrtheliger 2019-06-21
That's legit just general fighting advice lol, what a fucking moron
"Hey so if big guy was little guys size you would just stand super still and take whatever he throws at you, but in this very specific situation you want to try and NOT get hit by your opponent"
1 epic_bacon6969 2019-06-21
Orange dude bounced his head on the concrete like he was trying to get the dude on a manslaughter charge