Bussy Control
3 2019-06-22 by heeehaaw
Good mornin' gamers and weeaboos
Boys and motherfuckin' girls
This is your redhead with no name speakin'
And I'm here to rock your cock
With a tale that will soon be classic
About a gamer you already know
No prostitute he, but the brainlet of your group
Bussy Control (Are you ready?)
Bussy Control, oh
Bussy Control, oh
Our story begins in a server
A little boi playing games with his friends
A weeb, a dweeb, no females in sight
Just virgins as far as the eye can see!
One day he went on a date
He got ice cream but no ass ate!
With his chin up, he said "Well at least I got cream
I guess for now the ass eating is a dream"
And back to the server he went
to tell of how he was spent
He told his tale
but the room was stale, but did brainlete boyo care?
No! Why?
So what if my gamers are triflin'?
They just don't know
He said "Gamers didn't tell'em what he told me
Bois, you need Bussy Control" (Are you ready?)
Bussy Control, oh
Bussy Control, oh
Bussy got V-Bucks in his pockets
Before he got dick in his drawers
If gamers didn't have good and plenty of their own
In love Bussy never did fall
And this god named Billy wanna stick him
Talkin' more dirty than a weeb
'Bout how he gonna make Bussy a star
If he come and sing an OP on his dicc
Bussy said "Buddy, you crazy if you don't know
the leather club's two blocks down
I'll go ahead and strip down
so we can settle this and go to town (uwu)
So push up on me and spank me
Cause this somebody here wants to feel
Boy, you better act like you understand
When you fucc with Bussy Control" (Are you ready?)
Aaah, Bussy Control, oh
Aaah, Bussy Control, oh
With one more verse to the story
I need another piece of your ass
I wanna hip you all to the reason
I'm known as the brainlet of the year
Cause I met this boi named Bussy
At the Club International Balls
He was rollin' four-deep
3 defaults and a weepy-eyed white guy drivin' his bus
I pulled up right beside him
And my pulsating dong went up
I said "Motherfucker, I know your reputation
And I'm astounded that you're here
I fear you're horny and you want to know
A twelve o'clock straight up gamer
That don't give a shit that you're Bussy Control
Well I'm that gamer, at least I'm Tracer
But it's gonna be hard as hell
To keep my mind off a penis
That would make every rich man
Want to succ, succ, succ
Can I tell you what I'm thinkin' that you already know?
You need a motherfucker that eats your ass"
Now say it, Bussy Control (Are you ready?)
Bussy Control, oh
Bussy Control, oh
And the moral of this LAN Party is
Gamers, make'em act like they know
You are, was, and always will be Bussy Control (Are you ready?)
Peace and be wild (Aaah, Pussy Control)
Say what, huh? (Oh)
Oh no, don't you think about callin' him the N-Word (Are you ready?)
You fucking degenerate
Best sit your ass down
Talkin' about Bussy Control
Huh, can you dig it?
Oh Bussy Control (Are you ready?)
Oh (Are you ready?)
Bussy Control (Are you ready?)
Oh (Are you ready?)
4 comments
1 Scype_crisis 2019-06-22
you're a cuck
1 Scype_crisis 2019-06-22
lol u gave ureself silver cuck
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1 rektitroaster 2019-06-22
Chup kar Rand!!