Canadian gives their take on Americans

38  2019-06-23 by uncontroversialuser

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Are you black or something? Why do you think fathers don't exist?

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How is that a murder by words? That sub is just Twitter screencaps for r/politics posters.

That dude was taken captive by Somali pirates. It's a fair point.

It's a legitimate point to make but it's not some epic pownage of Daddy.

Based as always brother.

When are you gonna make Basileus-Romulus?

Never. Greeks are almost as bad as the British.

Akshually the Byzantines didn't consider themselves Greek. Are you denying them their lived experience?

Yes of course

I'm denying them Instanbul

Cope

Lol who cares.

R/murderedbywords has been shit for awhile.

for awhile.

Lmao

Play. Another. Game

Check his comments he mentions he’s Canadian in every other comment and how much he hates America.

It doesn’t matter if it’s needed, you do it out of respect. We know we’re not the best, because being the best doesn’t matter. We want EVERYONE to be doing well.

I personally want to live in a world where we don’t need countries, where all of humanity can work together.

But at the same time, after all this moralizing...

Canadian here, making fun of the States is literally our national pastime.

Becoming a complete joke of s country is “the best thing to happen in decades?” Like, I’m in Canada. Everyone here thinks Americans are all dumb fat people who only care about themselves.

"I want to move past the concept of nations, I want everyone to be doing well, to not be divided... but haha you're a dumb fat Amerikkkan!😂😂"

Ya, stupid Americans and their country that is by far the most successful and biggest super power of all time.

I can't hear you over the US obliterating everyone else's GDP. Are you even trying rest of the world?

http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/countries-by-gdp/

If the game Spore has taught me one thing, it's that spore was a shitty game.

Definitely overhyped and underdeveloped. Had a lot of potential tho.

The alpha they showed off originally had a lot of promise and looked like a completely different game too. There's originally wasn't even supposed to be hard transitions between stages of eras

They cut out an entire stage (the aquatic stage). Imo it should have been split into two games. One from single celled organism to fully evolved creature and one from tribal culture to spade faring civilization.

and one from tribal culture to spade faring civilization.

this already exists its called civ

they shouldve just done the first few stages

Replace “American” with “black” in that paragraph and see how Reddit likes it.

You don’t do that automatically?

Of course I do. Why the fuck you think I mentioned it lmao.

I’m Canadian.

All you need to know to disregard his opinion - glad he's polite as always and put it in the beginning of his comment.

Unironically I find spore fun. The first two stages and the last one are the only good ones tho.

I know people who have worked in restaurants and retail, and they always said, “the worst customer you can get is an American.”

Funny thing is the reverse happens in America. Everyone who works as a waiter will immediately tell you that Canadians are the worst customers and try to avoid serving their tables. Their accents are impossible to understand, they don't tip even though they always show up with huge families, and they're all lazy and slow as hell because they're reliant on social services. I also don't understand why they always wear bones through their noses.

The rivalry between burgers and leaves is amazing.

That comment reads like a copypasta

In schools, every year we have a segment about the horrible shit our governments done. We learn about internment camps, we learn about First Nations. We’re taught that the shit our ancestors did was not okay, and that we all need to learn

The absolute state of leafland. If only our prime minister didn't "genocide" all those native americans 😔

Everyone hates burgers even burgers

Canadian tourists in Seattle are genuinely annoying people gonna be honest here

That's because 'Canadian niceness' really only refers to communities in the east coast/rural Canada. Go to Vancouver, Toronto or Montreal and it's basically America-lite.

It's bizarre, backpacking around Europe twice I found that the people who were most vocally anti-American were American tourists in the hostels and bars. The people who were most likely to suck the dick of their own country, bring up their own country's policies as a model for the rest of the world, and generally fit the autistic Ugly American stereotype were Canadians.

Fucking leafs and chapos need a whooping. Anyone who doesn’t agree that America is the best country is a fucking idiot c

I did think that until I realize people like you live here too.

Lots of butt hurt Ameriburgers in this thread 😂

this is true. I like that the only thing they have to complain about is restaurant goers and smugness but they are literally to us what mexico is to them

I went to Canada once, beautiful country but literally all Anglo Canadians were obsessed with America and talked about it constantly, it was fucking pathetic.

This is unironically true, atleast from my visits to America's hat.

says mean things about immigrants

yikes, jesus christ this is INCREDIBLY problematic

They've become caricatures of themselves

This guy lives in Wankouver or Toronto for sure.

If the game Spore has taught me one thing

If the game Spore has taught me one thing

If the game Spore has taught me one thing

If the game Spore has taught me one thing

If the game spore taught me anything, it's that the best way to get to the space stage is to bomb everyone into smitheroons.