[question] What will the r/Drama premium membership package contain?

55  2019-06-23 by le_epic_xd_forever

40 comments

That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

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An automated ban from the Subreddit for your own benefit.

Baste

and breadpilled

blowjob from trappy

Fuck, I might actually have to sign up.

The ability to grant/remove aprovedcel status of 2 users and the ability to ban/unban an account.

That's gold. I can't wait to see the inevitable dramatic consequences

Do I get to ban mods or are you gonna be faggots and exempt yourselves

What's the point of modding if you can't lord your power over peasants?

There is actually no point to modding you are pathetic for doing it

There is actually no point to modding

You're the one who wants to ban others and is incapable of doing so 🤷🤷🤷

"others" typically implies people, and mods are not people. Please correct your comment to:

You're the one who wants to ban subhumans

Thank You.

Your pulitzer's in the mail

I am a bot. Contact for questions

Thanks, but it's all plagiarized work.

First off, not reading any of that. Second, you are in agreement you are a subhuman, right? Thats the only point I want to make. Also, its very funny you wasted 20 minutes on this comment. You must lead a horribly unproductive, boring life

First off, not reading any of that.

It's okay, you're still wrong.

when you stop shilling to the subreddit you get banned

paypigs for life

Oh! I would unban my mecha trans Canadian waifu Assukas!

Watching people seethe at her after the last banout was honestly one of the funniest meta things I’ve seen.

But what if we have an approvedcel account that is banned but still an approved submitter?

Then that counts as wasting two of your three perks.

How much do I have to pay to physically push my hand inside the anal cavity of a mod and control them like a sock puppet?

Are we still doing the stupid "approved submitter" thing?

8 X 10s of Joan's used up bussy.

I had a print shop on it but the workers all came down with a strange bout of PTSD and committed suicide.

When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back.

a photo of saruh's package obviously

Those are free for everyone. I wanna see face.

There’s face in her post history.

Are you referring to the old pic?

I guess? Unless she ages like a middle aged Chinese woman, probably looks roughly the same.

This is hands down the dumbest fucking mayocope I've ever seen in my life. You want to compare mayofoids hitting the wall to asian women gracefully aging 10-15 years after the whites have all killed themselves for being so ugly?

You must have an Asian wife. COPE.

Access to fresh Momruepari memes a week before they go public

You mean our own Savannah Hut Club?

AIDS

A mod will message you every day with a personalized insult. Something along the lines of “mayo faggot.”

N word pass