Why I’m the perfect rightoid to make mod

51  2019-06-23 by MiltonFriedmanisbae1

In light of the recent news of jannies not doing it for free, I suddenly find the position a lot more appetizing and less absolutely fucking pathetic. I’ve decided to let it be known that ol’ Milt would like to be considered as a possible mod for r/drama. Not just a mod, but r/drama’s resident libertarian mod. It’s the only action that could possibly be done for the sake of radical centrism.

Why, you say? Because I am the only rightoid here who obviously doesn’t take his political views seriously. Being able to distinguish between retarded leftists agenda posting and retarded playful banter is important quality in a mod, and requires the ability to not get his ass blasted when he comes upon content he doesn’t agree with. Since we all know leftists with this ability don’t exist, it’s absolutely imperative that you employ rightoid mods to balance out the inevitable hurting of the fee-fees your leftists mods will have.

I have a proven track record of quality posting and the community absolutely fucking worships my top tier posting and don’t care attitude. To put it short, I’m a fucking jock At Drama High and all the unapproved-nerds wanna be me and the trannys wanna fuck me. You see what I’m getting at?

Overall, I believe you will see in the comment section of this post a coming together of the community in universal agreement that I deserve to be a mod.

That is all.

61 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-06-23

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1  ubermanwolf 2019-06-23

giv 2 me insted

1  trappysaruh 2019-06-23

also I used to be a T_D mod

really?

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

Yes actually

1  trappysaruh 2019-06-23

nice

1  Jas0nJewnova 2019-06-23

how moist if your fronthole rn?

1  trappysaruh 2019-06-23

my mouth? i just ate like a kilo of slim jims, so not very.

1  Jas0nJewnova 2019-06-23

kilo

huh I thought you were a burger, pls tell me you're not a leaf

1  trappysaruh 2019-06-23

an american leaf thank u very much

1  Jas0nJewnova 2019-06-23

EW

at least your not a bong i guess

1  trappysaruh 2019-06-23

a bong

id rather kill myself than be a bongtard

1  Jas0nJewnova 2019-06-23

that's probably just cus ur a transcel tho

i'm joking don't ice yourself pls 😓

1  trappysaruh 2019-06-23

i would never!! 😄😘

1  Jas0nJewnova 2019-06-23

Thank allah 🙏🤗

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-06-23

slim Jims

🤢

1  trappysaruh 2019-06-23

i will suck dick for a slim jim

1  charming_tatum 2019-06-23

http://imgur.com/gallery/VzuVCgn

1  trappysaruh 2019-06-23

nice

1  trappysaruh 2019-06-23

i support more rightoid mods

1  Quietus42 2019-06-23

I've been pushing this since I was brought on. As long as the rightoids are funny and don't get bussy blasted over jokes, I'm all for it.

1  searingsky 2019-06-23

are you kidding? the only way i could accept a rightoid mod is if they constantly get in spergfights with the leftoid mods

1  Quietus42 2019-06-23

All the leftoids like me are too laid back for that to happen. If they started being a dick for no reason, we'd just take away their permissions and make fun of them for being retarded until they quit.

Okay, that would be funny.

Expect any rightoid we'd add would be dramapilled anyways so it's not likely to happen.

1  charming_tatum 2019-06-23

Its settled then, you.must become a sperg

1  Quietus42 2019-06-23

That's so much effort though and I'm really lazy

1  2Manadeal2btw 2019-06-23

In that case, I offer myself as tribute.

1  Quietus42 2019-06-23

Gonna need to see your resume, sir/ma'am/gender identity of your choice.

1  2Manadeal2btw 2019-06-23

Damn. I only have a history of commenting in Rightoid subs, not posting in them (unless you count r/Stonetoss).

And I never got to see MDE.

Tell it to me straight Doc. Do I have a chance?

1  Quietus42 2019-06-23

You could always message modmail. Tbh I have no idea how new mods get selected. I think you have to cause a lot of drama and at least be somewhat entertaining.

1  sub2tine 2019-06-23

you had me at milt 😍

1  AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-06-23

The only thing more pathetic than being a janny is begging to be a janny

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

You’re not wrong.

1  ItsSugar 2019-06-23

also I used to be a T_D mod

Who hasn't.

1  AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-06-23

Pretty sure being a pedophile is more pathetic.

libertarian

1  Quietus42 2019-06-23

requires the ability to not get his ass blasted when he comes upon content he doesn’t agree with. Since we all know leftists with this ability don’t exist,

Rude!

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

Where’s the lie though

1  Quietus42 2019-06-23

This guy, ya big jerk 😋

1  a_la_tour_abolie 2019-06-23

you don't sound retarded enough to be a mod. i, on the other hand, am intellectually disabled as fuck and thus perfect for the position

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

Prove it.

1  a_la_tour_abolie 2019-06-23

brb getting a notarized affidavit from my designated tard handler

1  Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-06-23

To do what? Sticky retarded shit like the current mods?

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

Please. I am a trend setter not a follower.

1  Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-06-23

What would be your first move?

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

to ban you

1  Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-06-23

I see that you're another Lawls-wannabe.

Glass houses, you are literally begging to be a mod right now.

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

Hey dude no reason to get angry it's alright.

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about the age of consent laws?

1  charming_tatum 2019-06-23

Imagine this post but as a sticky

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-06-23

https://i.imgur.com/By62gyp.png

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about age of consent laws?

1  Woolgun 2019-06-23

Hot take - real pedophiles don't actually obsessively talk about age of consent laws, since that'd be waste of valuable time and their victims love objects would get older in the meantime. And they're already fucking kids, they clearly don't care.

Libertarians are just larpers, they are pussies that don't have the balls to do it so they want to legally change the laws first.

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

I see you’ve thought a lot about this.

1  Woolgun 2019-06-23

Libertarian ideology is no laughing matter, of course I have to engage it in depth.

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

respect ✊

1  Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-23

👋

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

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1  Futhermucker 2019-06-23

a true libertarian doesn't follow the traditional left right scale

communism <-> anarchocapitalism

makes more sense

just like papa friedman laid out

1  Momruepari 2019-06-23

hmm

1  omegaclap 2019-06-23

imagine going on the internet and begging for the position of "internet janitor"

only retards gild on /r/drama so your pay rate would amount to something like 15 cents a month

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-23

only retards guild on r/drama

I’ll be rich!

1  SJCards 2019-06-23

/r/drama has ample retards tho 🤔

1  charming_tatum 2019-06-23

The only rightoid deserving of modship is mukumukum