Local chapsticks cope big-time

101  2019-06-24 by dramateer

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this isn't even funny anymore its just sad

To any chapos reading this, if you can make it to North Carolina, I will suck your dick, no questions asked, just pm ur details and a pic to this account

(im female so its not gay)

Gussy

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im female

Good luck getting any replies.

How do you know itā€™s not ā€œfemaleā€, might be one of those people that thinks women can have a penis.

why on earth would you volunteer for something like that

do you just have a fetish for extremely-online skinnyfat white dudes

God I hope so

If you really want takers, you should claim to be a trap. They would be obligated to get their dicks sucked then in order to prove how non-transphobic they are.

even if a girl were to give a hint of interest, most of us probably lack the self-esteem to act upon it

What part of that did you miss?!

How can one man be so based

No, itā€™s funny

The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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That's really sad. Maybe Jordan Peterson was on to something about young men.

OK, so whenever he talks politics he's to vague and shit to actually say anything with meaning and it feels like he's often unsure of what he's even talking about. But put that shit all aside and he actually has some decent advice for young men when it comes to their lifestyle, living habits, etc. A lot of his online followers are stupid and complete idiots but he's got some things worth hearing, I mean hes a pretty successful psychologist and what not. Just skip anything related to Marxism.

I find it difficult to believe that young men who need lessons from him about personal hygiene and basic 8-year-old lifeskills are really in the mental space where they sit down a read a book, ever.

I guess his Youtube lectures are very popular but those seem to be 95% politics.

Honestly itā€™s good they are trying to get better instead of going on chapo and blaming capitalism

I really hate the guy and I don't want him to sell books, but yeah I'm not gonna knock some incel for getting his life together instead of shooting up the mall. More power to them.

Knowing a few Petersonians IRL, they didn't read all that much before hearing about him, but afterwards massively over-compensated and now have no personality beyond the stacks and stacks of political nonfiction and histories they read.

The common thread between the 4 I know seems to be that they're driftless, socially awkward dudes mildly on the spectrum.

He's creditable until he unironically talks about communism.

He was absolutely right

I canā€™t even hate these people at this point

Some times I do feel genuine pity for them. But then I remember just how fucking smug and annoying these idiots are and I go back to hating them. They're like incels in that regard.

like incels

They're literally incels.

Incels with transphilia

"Like" incels.

I can. They are annoying commies and their personal failings are a result of them being assholes and a complete drain on society.

just remember tho these people want to kill you for moderately succeeding at life and having employees, and they would if they were not suicidal pusies

Why would they like her wearing cat ears? Arenā€™t they an anarchist symbol?

Because cat ears complement a big peepee.

Cause they want to fuck a cat.

Well the math checks out.

Cat

To

Hog

They are a weeb symbol

wasn't the original incel all about shit like this

I thought it started on some nutjob's blog talking about the government mandating him a girlfriend and how women deserved to be raped.

our chapo friend here is basically asking for the same thing while denying it

No although there was an incredible loltastic lol cow here a few years ago that I remember like that. Incel started by some woman looking for another "late bloomers" basically

Holy shit, it's r9k with red shirts

/rs9k/ does have a nice ring to it

I talked to a female chapo poster on a dating app, so Iā€™m a chad, she ghosted me the next day though

Even chapos wonā€™t fuck chapos

Implying she ever existed and he didn't make it up.

It was probably a ugly chapo trussy

Holy shit down in the comments is dating advice. From Chapos.

Can you imagine for one second placing your romantic future in a fellow Chapo's words of wisdom?

You see the fucking ā€œwhy canā€™t I be someoneā€™s chapo gf?ā€

Itā€™s a fucking trap who looks like the quintessential GameStop employee

Please link this

Please delink this

When's her run at GDQ?

shouldnt they have to try a little bit to be considered trans?

These are the same people who think incels are a threat to society.

Can't be killed be an incel if you never go outside. Or if you go to the gym. Incels never shoot up a place Chads congregate.

Without talking about the far-right and incels 24/7 there are nothing to sustain their moral panic.

So I just assume nobodies interested in me

seems like a pretty safe bet fren

we haven't had a trains cuties thread for awhile and I'm about to cancel cth

Is chapo for or against objectifying trannies?

There's no ethical objectification of transexuals under capitalism

Seize the means of reproduction.

Just like, chop them off, my guy.

Seize the means of reproduction.

That's what Trump said to do.

When you're famous they just let you stage a communist revolution

Before joining reddit I had 0 opinion on trans people. Now I hate that I know our subs trussys are far superior to cth

Now I hate that I know our subs trussys are far superior to cth still haven't come to terms with wanting trappysaruh to blast my bussy

It's ok, it takes time.

Iā€™m nervous. Nothing has ever entered my bussy

I'm gonna fuckin own this shit, I've pegged before and it's unironically a ton of fun and feels great. Only problem is that the kink "community" is fucking insufferable.

šŸ˜‚ see I used to be big on clubs/rolling in my early 20ā€™s had a ex really into bringing home chicks. It was pretty normal in the scene and was a ton of fun until I realized I was just a excuse for them to go down on each other. Finally I started getting more involved, got one girl who was insanely hot, the 3rd time we hooked up with her, she wore a strap on and fucked my ex. Didnā€™t do much for me tbh but wasnā€™t about to complain. Testing me later that day she was trying to be hot talking about how she was picturing using it on me. 2 this day my ass still hurts just picturing that fucking 8 inch floppy toy penis.

The last one I saw basically had dudes in lipstick or dudes with nail polish. No dresses, no wigs, no long hair, some had full beards, hell no having lipstick and nail polish it was one or the other. Basically no effort put into trying to look feminine.

At this point I think they should just admit they are gay. There is nothing wrong with being gay but there was nothing feminine in that thread.

But arent all of them attracted to people with two x chromosomes?

The last thread of this type provided Drama with weeks of entertainment. We can only pray to the dinosaurs for another one. There would be enough greasy, overlarge forehead to end global warming by lining them up outside and raising the Earth's albedo.

This is on track to be a top 10 favorite Chapo post of all time for me

Pathetic.

God damn I'm actually depressed now. I went and looked at one of the comments there and it was someone saying "got me, am gf and chappo".

Open up the link and it's basically all just them posting in transpositive, aspergers meme subs, suicide-posting, and chappo. Idk if this person is an actual trans person or an autistic transtrender or what, but it all just makes me sad to see what the average chappo is, I can kind of understand why they want a revolution. They're so fucking miserable and pathetic that they've convinced themselves they would be happy if only they had their socialism. It's genuinely heartbreaking

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

the praxis of not fucking