Seriously, how the fuck is Tik Tok supposed to be viable if Vine couldn't survive?

17  2019-06-25 by elephantofdoom

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Is Vine owned by a Chinese company?

Vine's dead.

Nyarmy.

Tik Tok's whole platform is karaoke of copyrighted music being lip-synced by underage kids being viewed by pedophiles and underage kids. It's a Chinese platform so it uses the tried-and-true method of buying digital currency to gift it to other users. The other users can then use it to buy digital gifts. Why? China. The company hasn't turned a profit yet but it's evaluated at $75 billion and advertisers have been slowly purchasing ad space through click rate (or whatever the term is called) for about $4 per click. Brands have been paying Tik Tok influencers (TikfluTokencers) to use their channels for brand promotion.

Twitter purchased Vine probably for two reasons:

  • Stop other tech companies from buying it

  • Vine was a distant threat to Twitter's share on social media users

Once the threats were gone, they kept it around until they didn't see a need for it. Tik Tok most likely won't be bought by another social media company due to its high evaluation. It will eventually go public with an overvalued stock price. Shareholders will demand an obtainable timeline for profits. Users will get annoyed with the addition of more ads. User information will be sold to data analytic companies. Users will freak out, the stock will dive for a bit and then recover. Another Comp/Sci nerd will create another similar social media platform promising the same concept scaled for 5G streaming and it will either succeed on its own for 5-10 years or get bought out by a more established social media company.

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I hope you get Vined.

Vine was killed because Twitter is run by a demon whose only goal is to sow chaos in the world and to suffocate all things good and beautiful.

That's correlative my dude

Correct.

Isn't Tik Tok a chain of a few 24hr bar/restaurants in Portland that make up a disproportionate share of shooting locations? Goddammit I wish Jack Webb could be reincarnated so he could drive down 82nd Ave. and describe it in his words.

Wtf is bottom text?

Cus it’s massive with the Ching Chong’s as well as the western ding dongs

Pedophiles that's how