Wherein CTH goes on strike.

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They're still fagging out about the Louis CK thing?

No, I think this a summation of Biggle Titty Amber rage.

I'm surprised there wasn't a demand for her to show her tits

No one accused Chapos of being smart.

That would just make chapo fan "women" feel invalidated.

why are you putting women in quotes

Hello person commenting on a four month old post.

The reason why I put "women" in quotation marks when discussing troons is because troons aren't actually women, but rather men who are larping as women.

I hope this clarification was helpful to you. :-)

thank you so much, i assumed you were a bigot and it feels good to know i was right

Not sure how you got that sentence out around a mouthful of feminine penis, but you're welcome lil buddy.

who hurt you

Lack of bussy

One in four women have experienced sexual harassment or abuse from people with penises, this is a very fucked up thing to ask mockingly.

is this satire

thank you so much, i assumed you were a bigot and it feels good to know i was right

Out of curiosity, how does this make you feel better? If he's secure in being a bigot, then that doesn't exactly spell great things for your kind.

The East wind is coming...

because it's fun to observe their brain worms

Le chud hig

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Biggle Titty Amber

... go on.

Chapo """women""" be jelly.

i keep seeing people claiming this broad has fat titties but no one providing proof.

don't fail me now, internet.

Rood af

Hotter than her tbh.

obligatory volcel if you wouldn't

There is none, she's just another ill-kempt socialist nihilist

She looks like the 56% meme.

It's a meme she's flat as a board. It's like how people call tall people tiny

Yes they are faggots whats ur point here

Why do they hate Mexicans so much? Is it because they're notoriously hard working?

I've never met a Hispanic dude that I didnt like. Vibrant personality, generous, fair, hard working...the antithesis of a white campus crusader.

Some real bad hombres stalking the halls of the modern day American University. ICE really needs to round them up until we figure out what is going on.

😴😴😴😴

I hope to god this is some sort of Chapo satire that is indistinguishable from crybaby far leftism.

The podcast will officially denounce Louis CK as being a privileged sex creep that doesn’t deserve to go back to work in entertainment ever again

six lines later

The podcast will invite Louis CK on as a guest

truly it is impossible to tell whether or not this is an extremely serious post. we'll never know...

Dont forget the fact that it has "serious" in big capital letters in the title. That means it is super extra serious, with brackets

I like how the young girl is more concerned about balls than her father's wellbeing

When you haven't even hit puberty yet and you're already sick of fat people's bullshit

Dads come and go... But a football is extremely rare

Give this man the $10,000.

Chapos don't leave the basement.

leafs hat

sigh

Serious question: Why dont you find moral outrage like this in far right circles? If there's any drama there, it's usually with someone embezzling funds or being Jewish.

Ideological purity is more important when you're supposedly transforming society, than say, when you just want to murder the Jews and expel all the Mexicans.

Anybody can do that.

Yes but can they do it with retarded baby talk frogs?

That's where the specautists come in

How you gonna call?

frenworld was the result of putting the wrong chemicals in the water

I guess we'll see. How suspenseful.

Why dont you find moral outrage like this in far right circles?

because they focus all their outrage on jews/blacks/the gays.

hmm very smart of them

yes yes racism is cool, updoots to the left my edgy internet friend

this but unironically

Nice seriouspost you projecting faggot lmfao

cry about it some more

Ur a faggot

owo

You do a little bit, from time to time. But it's usually Boomers sperging out about Christianity, and not modern right-wingers.

My Baptist middle school wouldn’t let us read Harry Potter. They were first on the read another book train but it just happened to be the Bible

I always hear stories like this and wonder.. How would they stop you?

Mainly by telling the parents not to. My parents weren’t retarded and were happy to see my dyslexic ass reading.

This is going sound like a Uber fake reddit story but I ended up giving the first one to my English teacher she knocked it out in a week. Then asked for 2.

Yes it is terribly surprising that the foids shitting up public education love Harry Potter. Definitely fakem

Well that foids like it but more that humble redditor saved a baptist from Christianity with Harry Potter

They were first on the read another book train

Based and sins-of-damnation-pilled.

Exactly. It's like how Christians were all about hating Russia first too.

I remember vegetales had a lot of jokes about the PC culture too.

Everyone is just realizing these bible thumpers were right about a lot of stuff

Because they're culturally weak. We're not that far removed from the days of RINOs and the like.

The right does a better job at keeping their allies even if they have some ideological differences. It's why you see rural Iowa farmers and rich Wall Street bankers supporting the same candidates

Its not some delibrate choice they are just so stupid and narcissistic they think everyone on the right secretely thinks like them or will come to think like them. This is what happens to peoples ability to evaluate threats when all there paranoia is wasted on random Jews who worship money

I don’t know man, you see a lot of rightoids rallying behind terms when they get canceled possibly because they see a potential ally in them

They see potential allies in everything, but in the same way a person with down syndrome thinks the black teen who just "borrowed" his Nintendo DS is totally going to be his friend later

The difference is they actually get allies.

Also more tangible goals like more money with tax cuts or hate x easily identifiable group.

It's hard to agree on intangible goals with idpol

You do its just not worth anyones time to follow as right wingers are not politically relevent

They do have lots of moral outrage when it comes to religion and "degeneracy." It's just not as obvious because they don't hold struggle sessions about it on very public platforms.

Find yourself some good old fashion Christian outrage IE war on Christmas stuff.

Oh man. I need to go through some old GW era War of Christmas stuff.

What ever happened to all these guys anyway? Did the media just start ignoring them? Are they still around and just raging impotently in some weird forum like Yahoo Answers or something?

They're probably on Facebook come to think of it.

https://youtu.be/MyGUvBBOphE

You don’t need to go that far

You forgot being a sexual degenerate.

The entire thread is them joking about the CTH podcast and worker's strikes. They're not serious, which would be apparent if you read the thread at all.

Also, fuck you for making me defend CTH. I'll never get the stink of labor camps out of my clothes.

Welcome to glorious podcast utopia comrade

Rightoids constantly have purity contests. But it's mostly about racial purity and who's considered white.

we don't anymore tbh

Because rightoids can all agree (((Anglos))) aren't white.

And yet leftoids are always for moral purity contests which causes leftoids turn against each other for absolutely zero reasons.

You actually can find this type of infighting pretty easily, but you have to go to the far, far right circles. Once you hit white supremacists, you'll notice they spend most of their time debating on what particularly region of Italy is where whiteness stops and wopness begins, or who has 1 drop of non-white blood too many. They actually don't spend the majority of their efforts trying to fight the Jews and black people, it's all about racial purity tests and ideological minutiae.

The problem is that we here on Reddit still have the far, far left ideological purists around (tankies), but not too many of the far, far right ideological purists (wehraboos) anymore because they've all been kicked offsite.

So all you'll usually see if you interact mostly with Reddit is the far lefties bitching about the idpol flavor of the month, or debating whether their particular flavor of transhumanist anarcho-syndicalist marxism is better than the other's guys, but you don't see a lot of the crazy right wingers with their genealogy charts confirming their bloodline has not left their family gene pool for 10 generations and is therefore pure af.

You actually can find this type of infighting pretty easily, but you have to go to the far, far right circles. Once you hit white supremacists, you'll notice they spend most of their time debating on what particularly region of Italy is where whiteness stops and wopness begins, or who has 1 drop of non-white blood too many. They actually don't spend the majority of their efforts trying to fight the Jews and black people, it's all about racial purity tests and ideological minutiae.

Do you? Because while they were around, neither MDE or CA even seemed to care or bring these up as a subject at ALL.

Unless they weren't far right enough.

They actually were not far enough right. They never fully embraced the white supremacy angle, it was always just alluded to. For them, they almost always described themselves as "race realist", i.e "I'm not racist, I just have lots of facts about crime stats saved! Would you like to see them?", while most true white supremacists are fully aware they're racist and think that is a good thing to be.

It's honestly kind of a weird dynamic, because while MDE and CA were obviously racist and banned for racism, the majority of former CAutists and MDEgenerates you will talk to genuinely seem to be under the impression that they were doing nothing wrong and were never truly racist. They, in their opinion, were just good conservatives with a very edgy flavor to their humor.

If (when) Chapo/fullcommunism gets banned, I expect to see the same sort of argument: "we were just left with an edge, we didn't actually want to do all those horrible things! We just joked about it a lot and had some non-mainstream views!"

The thing is, if CA and MDE were not far right enough, then what is? If the group you're talking about is 3 people and 1 of them is the 90 year old kkk wizard, then they are hardly even worth considering.

You have to get out to Stormfront, RetunOfKings, and so on. idk if you'd classify them as small, they do actually have a fair number of members, they're just on the very niche side of the internet.

Plus a lot of those types of sites have been killed off in recent years, as service providers have started banning them for being insane and hosting dangerous material.

RetunOfKings

I was like 50% sure you were regurgitating stuff you heard on breadtube before, but this confirms my suspicions.

fam I don't watch breadtube, I keep tabs on dramatic websites. ReturnOfKings is 100% a drama mine, and yeah, it features a lot of white supremacist infighting. Just because they're famous for their weird thing with women and oddball political ideologies doesn't mean you don't also see a lot of white supremacy shit there.

At least this means I'm still a radical centrist tho, I've now been called a both a retarded breadtuber and a wehraboo in the last few weeks.

Just for fun, I went to return of kings and did a search for italians.

It had them in a "top 10 ethnic groups" list below indians, jews, saudis and chinese among other things.

Did you forget right-wing outrage culture? Boomers blew a blood vessel over secular Starbucks cups.

TBF all these left-wing normies would be conservatard if they are born in the 1960s.

trying to comprehend this statement has me doing the two-step. goddamn.

One step, two step!

Red step, blue step!

Do you not remember all the boycotts a few years ago?

Because the modern right has a single goal even a 70 IQ borderline retard could understand and support, while the majority of the modern left treat their political view as a form of morality that cannot be deviated from.

did u read the thread, not srs outrage

You cant really be sure with CTH. There are people there who openly believe that closing the sub might cause trannies to commit suicide, after all.

You dont need moral outrage when you understand (((who))) causes all the moral outrage.

It's like how no one in New Zealand whines about cat calling yet you hear about it all the time in New York.

Once you keep all the shit people away, problems dont seem to emerge as much

The post is satire

How can you go on strike when your "job" is literally doing nothing?

They can't because they are calling for a Boycott but are either too stupid or to enamored with the fantasy of striking to do so.

Stop paying for Patreon

that post and those comments are covered in so many layers of irony i literally cannot tell what anybody is actually saying, that whole comment section may as well be written in mandarin

Look at the list of demands. It's pretty obvious that it's a joke.

Its hard to know when things are a joke with CTH.

especially when you're a complete and total retard.

They clearly do not understand how to use it correctly. Irony is like cake frosting. You can't make an entire cake out of it.

Well you can, but it would be disgusting and the kind of cake a six year old would want.

/uj you clearly need to spend more time there

/uj

b&

That right there 🔥

Based

Why the fuck is it even called Chapo Trap House in the first place? The podcast hosts and the sub seem to hate each other. Are the podcast guys even as tankie as the sub is?

Why create something of your own when you steal other people's hardwork and call it your own?

Hey, that's just good Socialist praxis!

Except that's literally capitalism. Do you think any large business could function without all the workers? No? Then why do they get payed almost nothing compared to the executives who do way less?

Just become an executive then, 4head.

even as tankie as the sub is?

Lol CTH is not tankie in the slightest.

The sub? Are you fucking kidding?

No, everyone there is a liberal.

except me

Liberals who hate on liberals... For some reason?

That's mostly a joke on the sub. I don't think there is many actual liberals on CTH, considering how often they dunk on them. The sub is mostly made up of socialists.

Ohhhhh. Okay. Pardon me, I'm a doof.

It's all good. They posts tons of ironic stuff and satire so it's hard to tell completely what they believe sometimes. They make fun of liberals and conservatives, but they also mock themselves quite a bit through a bunch of layers of irony. Also there's a bunch of "my brand of socialism is the best," kind of arguing on the left. Someone not a hardcore communist will get called a liberal, sometimes jokingly, sometimes seriously.

I don't see much uncritical support for all acts of authoritarian socialist regimes on CTH.

It's not though. That's like calling drama a far right sub. Sure, there are tankies on chapo but they usually get shouted down and ridiculed

The top comment has a user call the discussion regarding Amber's take on Louie CK as "fagging out". That is the kind of comment that would be removed in a non-right wing sub.

You do realize people are also using the word fag in the CTH thread?

Requires context beyond being in a drama thread. Also generally not great even from someone who is homosexual when used derisively.

Who cares lol, it's a naughyy word in a comment on a subreddit online.

The purpose of pointing it out is:

It's not though. That's like calling drama a far right sub.

It's certainly not a leftist sub.

No it's a centrist sub. That means that rightoids have to deal with seeing things they don't like and leftoids have to deal with seeing things they don't like.

Sixteen hours late, but this! I read posts on /r/Drama so I can get my fill of humour and get triggered at the same time! :D

As it should be. Inshallah

lol fag 🤣🤣🤣

Oooh you definitely proved me wrong!

Somebody had to say it.

No, you felt the desire to say it and couldn't resist, no one has to.

I assumed that somebody else would have done it by then. I was horrified to find that nobody had actually stepped up to the plate and done what was necessary. Think of how much it would damage this community if somebody were allowed to complain about the word "fag" without that response. We might be accused of having a level of discourse higher than that of an 8th grade cafeteria.

Mhm, any more?

I dunno bb, you got any more downvotes for me, very serious elite 8 year redditor? 😏

Don't they apologize for criticism against China and Russia?

Thata mostly because "America bad". Check out r/moretankiechapo if you want to see a Tankie's opinion CTH

/r/drama has shifted noticeably to the right in the last month / 6 weeks.

Yeah there’s a lot more racial slurs being dropped casually.

Too many mayos around now unfortunately

It goes in cycles. I think the left has been particularly ridiculous lately (Oberlin, reparations, "concentration camps"), and Daddy unusually well-behaved (when he's not sexily raping women in Bergdorf-Goodman's anyhow) so that's part of it.

you also get refugees from far right subs, Leftist trash is easier to find since you can chance upon it unlike needing to dumpster dive through TD

lets not act like abolishing private property is in any way similar to wanting to murder minorities.

Better dead than red

hang fascists by the neck until dead.

CTH is very far from an uncritical Marxist-Leninist subreddit.

r/MoreTankieChapo

That sub is beyond awful

Commies are always more authoritarian and totalitarian than they let on. Even self-proclaimed anarchists and libertarian socialists can only go to sleep after whacking off to a picture of Mao.

hm curious you claim to not be a tankie yet you've typed the word 'stalin' 🤔🤔🤔

Human thought was obliged to undergo considerable trial, suffering and change before it reached scientifically elaborated and substantiated socialism. West-European Socialists were obliged for a long time to wander blindly in the wilderness of utopian (impossible, impracticable) socialism before they hewed a path for themselves, investigated and established the laws of social life, and hence, mankind's need for socialism. Since the beginning of the last century Europe has produced numerous brave, self-sacrificing and honest scientific workers who tried to explain and decide the question as to what can rid mankind of the ills which are becoming increasingly intense and acute with the development of trade and industry. Many storms, many torrents of blood swept over Western Europe in the struggle to end the oppression of the majority by the minority, but sorrow remained undispelled, wounds remained unhealed, and pain became more and more unendurable with every passing day. We must regard as one of the principal reasons for this the fact that utopian socialism did not investigate the laws of social life; it soared higher and higher above life,whereas what was needed was firm contact with reality. Admit it, you didn't read any of this shit you retard. The utopians set out to achieve socialism as an immediate object at a time when the ground for it was totally unprepared in real life—and what was more deplorable because of its results—the utopians expected that socialism would be brought into being by the powerful of this world who, they believed, could easily be convinced of the correctness of the socialist ideal (Robert Owen, Louis Blanc, Fourier and others). This outlook completely obscured from view the real labour movement and the masses of the workers, the only natural vehicle of the socialist ideal. The utopians could not understand this. They wanted to establish happiness on earth by legislation, by declarations, without the assistance of the people (the workers). They paid no particular attention to the labour movement and often even denied its importance. As a consequence, their theories remained mere theories which failed to affect the masses of the workers, among whom, quite independently of these theories, matured the great idea proclaimed in the middle of the last century by that genius, Karl Marx: "The emancipation of the working class must be the act of the working class itself. . . . Workingmen of all countries, unite!"

Have you owned the libs yet?

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Just yesterday, Longpost ol buddy.

i did read it, you underestimate how much sitting around at work i do

homie, is this a bit or what

i did read it, you underestimate how much sitting around at work i do, don't call me a retard i'll have you know my pronoun is "idiot" thanks

Lmao fuck you got me 😂

homie, is this a bit or what though? some straight up word salad, maybe some editing i can turn this into a great pasta

I just googled "Stalin writings" and copied some shit he wrote.

yeah, i was under the impression you were still trying to explain how seeing the word 'stalin' N number of times qualifies as an indicator of political opinion

it was well done guy

I do find it interesting that they named there podcast after a capitalist.

The podcast hates the subreddit

Can I haz a source for that please? owo

The podcast will have someone who is not white as a guest

Chapos demanding to have a black guy on a livestream because this will be the closest any of them come to interacting with PoC.

Amber looks like a Mongol. I think she counts.

The left self destructing itself over some meaningless shit? No way!

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what would society lose by everyone on that thread disappearing tomorrow? Other than some trans patreons losing a couple of bucks?

We will cancel our Patreons

When you are the customer, that's called a boycott.

Strike? That would imply them having a job

We will cancel our Patreons and refuse to post about the podcast, until our following demands are met

Are these people toddlers?

don't you have to work to go on strike?

CTH goes on strike.

What does this entail? Are they going to start working?

Dammit, you're making it hard for me to hate jannies.

They're letting their snap benefits expire

They’re going to stop harassing women on Twitter

Ah fuck, you stole the joke I had in the future.

They'll refuse to go on daddy's next yacht vacation.

You bitch, you can't do this!

Come on guys don’t be stupid that’s obviously a joke. I love dragging chapos as much as the next guy but that’s like the Chapo equivalent of a Lawlz sticky.

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

Yeah but if we do this every time some libs bitch and moan soon that’s all we’ll be doing.

now you're starting to understand where /r/drama went wrong

No demands for big titty goth gfs

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This is just embarrassing. These are adults acting like this. Disgusting.

How dense are you buddy

a bit but not enough to the point of being a commie and supporting a podcast that makes a literal hundred thousand per month.

Pearl clutching communists are worse than pearl clutching Christians.

I hope this is a drama poster larping as a chapo

NOT EVEN A PODCAST CAN PROPERLY PRACTICE SOCIALISM, THE PODCAST THESE LOSERS DEPEND ON.

That long list of demands though, sounds like a good portion of them don't like the podcast or hosts

Rape them all

While dunking on chapos is fun and all, they're obviously joking. Too many agendaposters here lately. Either the banout didn't go far enough or all the recently banned subs have caused a refugee crisis on our shores.

Definitely the ladder.

it is a (joke) :)

"Feminist bird club"

Brilliant