E. Jean Carroll lied and based her entire accusation on a Law and Order SVU episode. Don't panic, I brought receipts.

81  2019-06-26 by Coonass_alt

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And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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The entire premise of the episode is a "RAPE FANTASY" gone wrong

literally every episode of law and order: rape edition

Her story, and the scene described in the show are exactly the same. Both involve a woman trying on lingerie in the New York Bergdorf Goodman dressing room. Furthermore she quotes almost verbatim from the episode at least twice during her interviews.

I bet she passed out drunk/high with the TV on and dreamt the whole thing. Mistook her own dog climbing on her to wake her up fo Donald Trump....

White w*men fuck dogs.

You've just blown the lid on this investigation.

Apparently that's the only thing that's been blown.

Is there nothing you won't stoop to, Dick Wolf.

owo

If this is true, it is only further proof that we are living in a sitcom.

why do you think she rubbed one out to when she went home after the interview. I'm picturing a cross of Fabio and young Donald wearing the luangery he bought hero but that might be too vanilla

I'm picturing a cross of Fabio and young Donald wearing the lingerie he bought

Anderson Cooper. He was fantastic to talk to!

Lmao at the preening autists who believed this tube of menopause masquerading as a woman. The allegation sounded ludacris from the beginning. I understand the Orange Man continues to be bad, but this is doing nothing to help the growing perception that foids will lie about rape to further their agenda or deflect blame. This will soon be used to paint the Dems as hysterical fanatics that will stoop to cartoonish levels of evil to oust Trump.

They did that three years ago where have you been?

The allegation sounds nothing like Ludacris at all. He's been nominated for 17 Grammys and won 3 of them, whereas E. Jean Carroll doesn't even have a freaking People's Choice Award.

They leveled up.

I read on Kotaku that this story is better than Civ V either the Brave New World Expansion Pack.

I WANNA SHOOT YOU SO BAD, MY DICK IS HARD

By this standard, there's more "coincidence" between 9/11 and The Lone Gunmen TV show.

But that's only because same guy wrote both scripts.

Lmao, daddy has already won 2020.

The latest Fox News poll would say otherwise.

Fox news is correct.

Trump certainly thinks so

he fell for polls honeypot

Literally same shit as in 2016.

Literally same shit as in 2016.

Expect in 2016 there were a few polls that show Trump beating Hillary. We don't have that in 2020 every single poll shows him losing Biden by huge numbers lol.

using polls this far out as a sure thing. things move fast week to week as it gets close

bernie can still win it folks

imagine being this retarded

Almost every single poll showed him losing by huge numbers in 2016 and the opposite happened. It was surprising. Also it's not even 2020 yet.

Almost every single poll showed him losing by huge numbers in 2016

Trump did almost lose the last election by huge numbers. If it weren't for the electoral college then Hillary would be our President. Trump was lucky he won the last election by 70,000 votes. He not going get that lucky this time around.

Sentences like this always come off like the poster was shocked the electoral college existed. Like you were completely blindsided by this 200+ year old procedure.

LMAO look at this serious poster

The electoral college wins elections, not the popular vote. He reached the 270 electoral votes necessary. I wasn't exactly happy with his election either, but it has been good for dramacoin.

Who knows what's going to happen in the future, but you can be sure that the polls aren't going to be a sure fire prediction of him losing the office. Those polls are taken of a small population with a 95% degree of accuracy, which means that there's a 5% chance of results outside of their indicated predictions based on their sample (even the sample population could be null and make the polls inaccurate by narrowing in on certain parts of the population). Those especially aren't going to be accurate over a year out. Just use your brain and think about how much DRAMA happened the year before election day in 2016 (ah the memories). There's so much left to influence the next election and we don't even know if the DNC will choose a good candidate this year.

Who knows what's going to happen in the future

If Trump believe he was going to win the 2020 election he wouldn't have fire his own pollsters. Trump recently fired his own pollsters because they show him he was losing to Joe Biden. The only pollster Trump kept on was the one who told him he was winning. Trump doesn't want admit he losing and losing badly to his democrat opponents.

a world where the president alone gets to decide who and who cannot take a poll

LOL

LOL

Look like you are in denial and trying to cope with Trump losing by laughing nervously.

I only believe in polls that show Trump winning.

Yeah, we know that Trump and his supporters only believe in polls that show him winning.

I only believe in polls that show Daddy winning

Yeah, we all know Trump and his supporters only believe in polls that show him winning.

LOL

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Dude, I was talking about his campaign team. Trump fire his own pollsters after leaking interal polling data showing him losing to Joe Biden. Nowhere in my statement did I imply Trump can decide who can and cannot take a poll nice try though.

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https://www.gq.com/story/trump-campaign-fires-pollsters

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-trumps-internal-polling-data-march-showed-joe/story?id=63718268

You're an idiot. I want him to lose. Are you unable to read? It's mathematically impossible to be 100% sure about the results of a population vote with only a sample of that population. You would need the whole population to be sure. The polls are a good indicator but they aren't sure fire predictions of the future. Go back to Chapo.

He fired them because he's an idiot who thinks that any poll against him is a personal attack. They're not 100% predictions of the future, especially a year out from the election. I am hoping he loses, but knowing the mathematics behind the polls, it's just silly to believe them at this point, especially with so much time for shit to happen.

The electoral college wins elections, not the popular vote.

The polls are based on the popular vote.

Almost every single poll showed him losing by huge numbers in 2016

2016 Presidential Election Popular Vote Results:

Donald J. Trump: 62,985,134 45.93% Hillary Clinton: 65,853,652 48.02%

Which ones? All I can thunk about is 538โ€™s 30% of Trump winning.

538โ€™s 30%

And that was by far the poll most favorable to Trump's chances. NYT and WP both had <5%.

The polls were right they predicted Hillary would win by 3 points. She end up winning the popular vote by 3 million votes.

There is no way that Biden is going to be the Dem candidate, the kiddy diddling is weird to most people not just rightoids.

Biden? lol Yeah, that'll happen. Who doesn't like the creepy uncle who fondles any woman within fondling range?

I wouldn't make any bets at this point. So much can change.

Oh, is Fox news now a good source of information?

mfw this idiot still doesn't realize the real 2020 darkhorse is Jeb!.

White women were a mistake

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I don't follow American news, is this related to the that "New York Post removed Trump rape accusation article because of Trump-loving editor in chief" article that hit /r/all a couple of days ago

Maybe ((they)) knew.

๐Ÿ‘ Believe ๐Ÿ‘ all ๐Ÿ‘ foids ๐Ÿ‘

as the original poster id like to point out: Her story, and the scene described in the show are exactly the same. Both involve a woman trying on lingerie in the New York Bergdorf Goodman dressing room. Furthermore she quotes almost verbatim from the episode at least twice during her interviews. go ahead and watch and compare the links I posted. I haven't yet seen anybody in this thread address the uncanny similarities

TMOR in full COPE mode.

But Law & Order plots are "ripped from the headlines." All this reveals is that the L&O producers have a time machine.