Must be a europoor because the kid didn’t go out 5.56mm at a time like a fucking champ. How do you nerds live with yourselves? A fucking rope 😂😂😂😂

Rip in peace to a real one

dam he hard

Thank you for being so open about this traumatic experience. I’m sure r/drama as a community can come together to collectively help you through this deeply troubling time.

Shut up teanny

I remember when i was in school and a friend accidentally decapitated himself. My homeroom teacher just said "don't lose your heads" which was quite funny.

Real talk: I saw a kid get his finger cut off in shop class because he was turning wood in the band saw after the shop teacher had repeatedly warned the students to never turn wood while cutting it with the band saw.

The blade of the saw broke and whipped out and took this kid's finger right off. He started crying and the teacher took paper towels and made the kid put pressure on his stump while the teacher collected the finger and bitched at the injured student for being retarded.

Kid was crying and here's this teacher going, "I told you how many times to not turn wood in the band saw. How stupid do you have to be?" Etc. It was pretty great.

They managed to reattach the kid's finger but it was never quite the same.

My was also real. My friend drove a motorbike at a fast speed into a car that the roof decapitated him and killed the elderly couple inside of the car.

Lol I thought you were kidding with the joke at the end. What's up with crazy shop teachers?

Because they are not teaching anybody to anything.

Strangely we never had that warning in my shop classes. I myself accidentally broke 2 band saws and they never killed me.

Damn you got lucky. That shit can whip out with some force when it breaks.

I was only 12 at the time, and this was in England. It’s possible they simply weren’t intense machines, though safety was always stressed

Could be. I know that everyone in my class was a lot more cautious of the band saw after that lol

I am not a poorcel so I used circular bands that could cut at any angle, they were also thicker in the middle rather than being flat so they also broke less and when they did, it wasn't anything scary.

Fingers are worth more than bandsaws smh.

smh culturally appropriating a classical black way to die

He didnt whip and/or starved himself to death tho?

etika

I said it already: that death did something. I’m not sure if it’s good or not 🤔🤔🤔

You spelled it mum. Did this happen recently? Was it in australia? NSW?

Primary school = England

Primary school is Australia too retard

Australia = England

what the fuck now, bitch?

Based and patriotpilled

I bow to Xi jinping not the queen, faggot

Imagine thinking this makes you less English

Australia's relationship to America is like me and by gf during rapekink night: no matter how hard you try to escape you know we still control you and, more importantly, we know you secretly enjoy it.

That analogy would work if you were getting zhangs sloppy seconds

tells a boring story

not even current

One of my classmates died in middle school and everyone was crying so I punched myself in the gut to force tears also

A horrible principal died in high school, class morale was higher than when some extra holiday would be announced for days.

Someone from my class killed his best friend with an axe. Found out about it a week after I posted "Happy birthday, gangsta" on his Facebook wall, lol.

real bruh moment

He didn't even die, he killed himself.

Lol what a loser, if you want to die, at least make it look like it was an accident, just like your birth.

I remember at my school we had to go to an assembly because a former student was drunk driving at 1pm and plowed into a stop light killing himself and then the mom lectured us on the evils of drunk driving

Maybe had you gone to class that day, you'd know that he hanged himself, not hung himself.

I also had a guy die in my school, by being stabbed in the chest by his classmate with a... wooden brush.

Cool

hung himself

he realy hated having to go and *hang around" school all day

I don't remember anyone at my grade level dying back when I was in school but one kid shot and killed someone and is serving a life sentence

There was one kid a year or two younger than me who died cuz he was riding a quad way too big for him, and he flipped it and got squashed.

There was also a disabled kid in a wheelchair who died, i think he just kinda stopped breathing. We built a gazebo to honour him

primary school

I didn't know we let eleven year olds post here.

I remember some girl back in middle school met an eboyfriend on myspace and like at midnight left her house to meet him. She went missing for like a week before she was found dead in a pond nearby with a cut in her throat.

When I was 18 one of my best friends shot himself in the head in his lawyer's office because he was going to jail for 1-3 years. 1 TO 3 YEARS!? He was arrested with a couple pounds of pot when he was 17, he went on the run for a few months then decided he'd turn himself in and face the consequences. The suicide note actually said he planned to kill everyone in the office but I guess he got cold feet about that. He was in a vietnamese gang and he had one of his buddies deliver a note with a bullet in it to his ex*also a good friend of mine) basically saying that this bullet was meant for her but he spared her. I found out he was dead by her calling me in the morning crying hysterically. I'm the only white person the family invited to the traditional vietnamese part of the funeral which included watching his body burn

I’m pretty bored so

Thank you for jinx-triggering the biggest drama in recent memory!