resident youtube lard lad/patreon the hutt booger1488 tries to make etika's death all about himself. Business as usual.

108  2019-06-26 by Rentokill_boy

Boogie is a famous piece of shit who has become an icon for fat neckbeards everywhere, probably because he's even more despicable than they are, thus giving them hope.

Episode 1527£8£9&736738 of the 'boogie is a waste of space show' begins with booger and another youtube hasbeen making jokes on stream about Etika turning up to murder them after his disappearance, despite the fact that anyone with a brain not marinated in lard and trans fats could tell that etika had almost certainly committed suicide:

“And then, the phone hits the ground, and Etika shows up and goes, ‘surprise, bitch!’,” Boogie said. McJugger added: “And then it’s up to the viewers to track across multiple channels where Etika the murderer is to find, to seek vindication for our deaths.” Etika hasn’t been seen in nearly five days since uploading a now-deleted video entitled, “Im Sorry.” Several of his belongings were found along the Manhattan Bridge in New York City and local authorities have opened a missing persons case

Of course this backfired spectacularly, and Booger goes into full damage-control mode, claiming on twitter that his insensitive outburst was in fact supposed to indicate concern and a hope that etika would be found alive:

Some people took that as me having no respect for etika. My intention was to say I hope that he is still alive and ok.

okay tubby. He then goes on to make the whole thing about himself, whining about being bullied on reddit and praising himself for having the strength to carry on with his miserable low-effort existence:

Reddit and other negative feedback loops, combined with my mental illness, has made me suicidal as well. But I have been bullied my whole life and it has In fact made me strong enough to endure it. Not sure i could be in etika shoes and survive it tho. He has it rough.

okay you fat cunt. People are not best pleased with booger and the storm of disapproval only intensifies as the hole-digging continues. At this point the replies to all his tweets are a whirlwind of memes and abuse:

Dude the issue isn't that you made a joke about the fact that he might appear. It's the fact that you blamed 'the reddits' for him disappearing and then gloated that you were an 'a titan of strength' for not doing the same.

In response, booger says he makes everything about himself because he's 'an empath'. This is followed by a weak and self-pitying apology where he denies being the narcissist he clearly is

Things take a turn for Booger after etika is fished out of a river, and he begins a new thread of grovelling self-justification, along with the tried-and-tested redditor's tactic of retweeting suicide hotlines to make it seem you care. Booger continues to stoke the flames with pointless, self-flagellating takes to keep himself in the spotlight despite a universal consensus that he should just shut the fuck up:

It's important to me today to respond because there are people in horrible pain from losing someone they loved. I want to absolutely make sure I am not adding to their pain. Forgive me for doing that if you can.

Booger's complete lack of self awareness pushes him to beat the issue into the ground for as long as he possibly can, uploading a video,, retweeting more useless phone numbers and flexing about a frankly pathetic $505 donation to Some Charity™. People are especially irritated by this last thing,, not least because the donation had been marked as ##'in memoriam to Etika Etika'##

Obviously his name was Desmond amofah. Even If I didn't know it I could easily look it up. But if I ever die i want you to donate for me as boogie. Not as Steven. So I did the same for him.

Sure you knew what his real name was, lard lad. Sure you did. Also I highly doubt many people will be donating to any charities when you croak, unless there's one for supporting EMTs with back injuries.

After another string of grovelling (can't be asked to link it all here, go find it yourself fuckers), booger the internet superstar decides to justify his measly $500 by moaning about how youtube is underpaying him:

YouTube is a joke. 600k views earned me this. Is that crazy? Thoughts?

However it takes a grand total of a couple of hours and a google search for people to find out how disingenuous his whining really is:

That isn't what you make per month total. This is. Socialblade's estimated metrics are generally accurate at about half the highest amount they list, so you're making about 10K a month total. Seriously, this took me 2 seconds to research. In fact, boogs makes a comfortable 1.3 to 20 thousand dollars a month, all for the hard labour of being fat on the internet.

That's enough of tubman today, looking at his hideous pube-covered neck flap is giving me heart disease. I'm going to go for a run.

ps. JANNIES FIX THE SUB CSS OR SO HELP ME GOD I'LL TAKe a break from r/drama which would probably be good for my health all things considered

35 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2019-06-26

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1  SnapshillBot 2019-06-26

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1  sub2tine 2019-06-26

Agreed, it’s time we mod boogie1488.

1  Luigichu1238 2019-06-26

no

1  sub2tine 2019-06-26

but think of the sheer narcissistic autism that would result from Boogie and Masterlawlz fighting for stickies

1  Rentokill_boy 2019-06-26

booger can never be admitted to our glorious motherland because the worst thing about him isn't the narcissism, the self-pity, the constant autistic social missteps and consequent grovelling, or even the fact that he's fat, it's the fact that he's so fucking boring

he doesn't have an interesting bone in his big-boned body. He's the archetypal redditor.

1  Woolgun 2019-06-26

Teachers should use Boogie as a teaching tool in schools.

Look kids, this fat fuck is only 350 pounds and he's already capable of making everything revolve around himself. Do you understand how gravity works now?

Anyway, I saw most of this already but I gotta support our effortposters 🙏 It's crazy because this moron could make most of his reputation problems go away if he just knew when to shut the fuck up. It really isn't that hard.

1  Rentokill_boy 2019-06-26

350 pounds my ass

1  Woolgun 2019-06-26

He's had some stomach shrinking surgery and some more surgery I think and it put him around the 350 mark, but I bet he's been gaining weight ever since.

1  dramasexual 2019-06-26

He used to have a mouth entirely fully of rotten, painful teeth, and he was still eating so much he needed gastric bypass and was barely able to maintain 350 afterward. He just got those pulled and replaced with fake chompers, so I imagine he's heading for a personal gravitational pull heretofore unbeknownst to man.

1  Damuel 2019-06-26

But now since his wife left she can't help him wipe his ass anymore. Can only imagine the smell he'll be emitting.

1  dramasexual 2019-06-26

oh god help why would you put this in my brain

1  TheRealBaboon 2019-06-26

350 is well within being able to wipe your own ass range, just fyi

1  Damuel 2019-06-26

He's 350 now. He used to be 600. https://manvfat.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/boogie2988-weight.jpg

1  TheRealBaboon 2019-06-26

I'm thinking that 450 is when you start needing special asswiping tools.

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-06-26

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1  LongPostBot 2019-06-26

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1  Rentokill_boy 2019-06-26

hmmm

so that means that to help boogie stop being a neet we should airdrop him nude into the forests of washington state to fend for himself

thanks uncle ted

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-06-26

Teddy had other ideas on how to solve the growing gamer menace, but I'm not sure they can be repeated or endorsed here

1  Grundleberries 2019-06-26

Boogies teeth look like when Bart Simpson put Grandpa's dentures in.

1  DeathBahamutXXX 2019-06-26

I still only vaguely know who Boogie is. I have no idea why he is youtube famous. I only know he is fat and had a failed relationship and he seems to insert himself into random youtube shit and make himself the victim.

1  Rentokill_boy 2019-06-26

he was famous originally for doing a bit where he would pretend to be a fat disgusting videogamer who smashed things up when he lost

ironically it turns out he was something even more pathetic all along

1  CompoundReaction 2019-06-26

Damn good effort and real drama? It's amazing that boogie is still milking it dry.

1  Rocketteman 2019-06-26

The saddest thing about Boogie is the effort someone went to document his misdoings in the first link. Imagine writing a fucking book about times a YouTuber Tweeted something you don't like.

1  Logios_AW 2019-06-26

One of the first things these tards list is that they are mad at him for not paying some filthy harlot's rent for fucking him. There are many reasons Boogie is a fat, annoying faggot but this isn't one of them.

1  OceanGeese 2019-06-26

For real, the real drama is that anyone actually gives a shit.

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-06-26

Imagine getting mad about somebody being disrespectful to a dead Youtuber. It's not like a dog or some other semi-sentient animal died.

1  Rentokill_boy 2019-06-26

bro you're so cool can I follow you on minds.com

1  Wordshark 2019-06-26

I can’t tell if you’re joking or if you actually strongly care about YouTube people drama

1  BannedAccountNumber6 2019-06-26

He’s actually mad his entire post is dripping in non irony

1  Rentokill_boy 2019-06-26

this is r/drama you're supposed to blow literally everything out of proportion

you know what I am mad about? flatmates didn't pay the utilities and it's wrecked my credit score. now that's upsetting

1  MrGoodieMob 2019-06-26

Boogie takes being a lolcow to the point of actually trying to become a cow (he’s a fat fuck)

1  TheGeminaii 2019-06-26

Quality post

1  BannedAccountNumber6 2019-06-26

cope

1  i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-06-26

imagine the foid that used to be married to him. not the sex part, but the "i make everything about myself" part. she could never be the center of attention with him; a walking nuclear foid.