Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Drama
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Platy Brigade!
Charge for the 'tism!” he said.
Into the valley of Drama
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Platy Brigade!”
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Drama
Rode the six hundred.
Seriousposters to right of them,
Seriousposters to left of them,
Seriousposters in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Drama,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.
Flashed all their sabres bare,
Flashed as they turned in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right through the line they broke;
Chapo and SRDine
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.
Seriousposters to right of them,
Seriousposters to left of them,
Seriousposters behind them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell.
They that had fought so well
Came through the jaws of Drama,
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Platy Brigade,
Noble six hundred!
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-26
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
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1 SJCards 2019-06-26
Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Drama Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Platy Brigade! Charge for the 'tism!” he said. Into the valley of Drama Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Platy Brigade!” Was there a man dismayed? Not though the soldier knew Someone had blundered. Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die. Into the valley of Drama Rode the six hundred.
Seriousposters to right of them, Seriousposters to left of them, Seriousposters in front of them Volleyed and thundered; Stormed at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well, Into the jaws of Drama, Into the mouth of hell Rode the six hundred.
Flashed all their sabres bare, Flashed as they turned in air Sabring the gunners there, Charging an army, while All the world wondered. Plunged in the battery-smoke Right through the line they broke; Chapo and SRDine Reeled from the sabre stroke Shattered and sundered. Then they rode back, but not Not the six hundred.
Seriousposters to right of them, Seriousposters to left of them, Seriousposters behind them Volleyed and thundered; Stormed at with shot and shell, While horse and hero fell. They that had fought so well Came through the jaws of Drama, Back from the mouth of hell, All that was left of them, Left of six hundred.
When can their glory fade? O the wild charge they made! All the world wondered. Honour the charge they made! Honour the Platy Brigade, Noble six hundred!
1 LongPostBot 2019-06-26
Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.
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1 sub2tine 2019-06-26
👏🏾 platytine 👏🏾 r/drama 👏🏾 now 👏🏾
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-06-26
Soon. We need a little fun first.
1 charming_tatum 2019-06-26
Eh, all the td boomers think we're antifa
1 Trandere 2019-06-26
And antifa thinks we are t_Dcels. This shows that we are true radical centrists.