Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.
Lol, I really don't know what he plans to get out of this. He's finishing his second governor term and no one outside this state has ever heard of him.
I can speak it, but I can't hardly understand what people are saying because most Spanish speakers talk like "Holamellamoesquietus42comoestasestoybiencomoestáeltrabajodetodosmodosquetengaunbuendía"
Quite literally it’s just practice. But yeah, this is actually a common complaint from native English speakers when talking to native Spanish speakers, and the other way around, when we are learning English, we tend too speak too fast. I didn’t notice until one of my burger coworkers told me.
Yeah, my original comment said something like "they seem to have higher words per minute and more contractions," but then I realized I'm a dumbass because they probably say the same thing about us when learning English.
One nice thing about learning another language is that it's taught me how to talk to non-native English speakers. Talk a semi-slow pace, enunciate each word, and use simple language.
lol, Spanish is one of the most easiest languages to learn for an English native speaker. I know two guys who spoke Spanish after spending 3 months in a Spanish country.
This debate is unironically shit and none of these candidates even comes close to spark any interest. Democrat's only hope of defeating Trump lies with Biden.
Pocahontis? Beto would have a better shot at beating trump but I don't think he has a shot at the nominatin, Dems will win if they don't fuck up again like they did last time. So who knows.
People really want Beto to be interesting/inspiring but he's married to a billionaire heiress and really doesn't seem to have any strong opinions about anything
Warren has those crazy harpy eyes and the only thing she inspires when she speaks is anxiety. No way she can be the frontman of a general election campaign.
Serious question, as all consumption is based off the exploitation of labor, why is the mongoloid revolutionary Stacy you keep stanning for justified in living an upper middle class lifestyle filled with consumerism and unnecessary consumption? 🤔
Yes. Living like a nun doesn't create systemic institutional change. This is like saying anyone that wants higher taxes has to volunteer their money away.
She also isn't exploiting any labor. She is a labor aristocrat.
I mean, aren't you? You live there your whole life in an English speaking environment, you put in your 40 hours at your job. One day a mexican man shows up. You're okay with it because you know, you're tolerant guy. A man's a man right? Then you over the years see more and more. They're here legally(?) and just because they will get deported at the drop of a dime if something happens and work for less doesn't make them bad dudes. Then your tranny HR manager comes and lays you off because you eyefucked her from across the room (as if) and so when you go and apply for other jobs you see suddenly there's a hiring preference for those that speak Spanish for people who want to work in factories, like you did for twenty years. Except you didn't have to speak Spanish.
Suddenly, a guy comes around saying he'll change everything back, you'll get your old job back, so you can feed your family, and he's going to make sure this doesn't happen again.
His opponents after he wins say they're gonna take care of you too, the first time you're hearing this in like two decades. They're not from around where you live, nor are they really your kind of people, but maybe you'll give them a shot.
It's debate night, you're watching the debate with your family, and they talk about immigration. You're eager to hear what they say. Except, when they say it, it's in Spanish. You don't know what they said, and the TV isn't translating it.
Who are you going to vote for? Someone who gives their answers in Spanish, or someone who's going to turn back the clock?
It honestly does feel like the democrats are intentionally throwing this election. Like, godammit guys, the vast majority of hispanics are going to vote for you no matter what you say, so long as it isn't "Lol, Build the Wall". You are running against Trump, this specific issue is a self-seller this election. Shut the fuck up about it, throw out some platitudes about reforming the immigration process, something like a fast track for people with family members already in the country or who are already citizens. For the love of god, appeal to working class white people FOR ONCE this century and you'll win the whole midwest again. Hilldawg only lost that entire region by like 500k votes COMBINED.
Why Trump won. You can't really pander to Hispanics or the LGBT to the point where it alienates the majority of the voters. Plus, Hispanics will just end up being either affected by the abortion policy, while the LGBT will likely just vote for economic policy or for their "fuck non-whites" interests.
Trump's used car salesman schtick at least allows him to connect with voters. You can't shame people into voting for you. It's so over for Democels.
I'd take literally any other candidate over her. I'd take Jill Stein over her. I don't know where my hatred of her comes from, but it's definitely there and I don't get why the Democrat Party loves her so much.
@NBCNews and @MSNBC should be ashamed of themselves for having such a horrible technical breakdown in the middle of the debate. Truly unprofessional and only worthy of a FAKE NEWS Organization, which they are!
Imagine watching any political debate. The only watschable clips from any debate ever was trump bullying Jeb. Everyother second is excruciatingly painful to watch/listen to.
Orange Daddy should capture the brown vote that way.
Trump: "Listen, those Mexicans that are picking our avocados and laying our brick are hard workers, it's true, believe me. So one day someone said to me "why don't we let the families of the hard workers in?", I know I couldn't believe it. So here is what we are gonna do, all Mexicans with jobs in America get to be a citizen and we bring their families in, but after that we are done, no more. Nobody else comes in... maybe a few non-french Canadians but that's IT!
You'd be correct, it's only recently that the left has co-opted the open borders narrative. Not even 10 years ago Democrats used to be all about fighting illegal immigration and Bush was trying to push his immigration reform.
If they get an amnesty program, they get 10+ million new voters, 75% of whom will vote for them in Presidential elections that have routinely been decided by 5 million votes or less is a hell of a reason.
Also, how economically reformist is the left anymore? You get the chapos that want to burn it all to the ground, but even your Bernie Sanders types aren't anticapitalist in any real sense. They want to use more of the fruits of capitalism than they currently squeeze out of people to fund their various programs. Democrats are capitalists through and through.
Thats because the Left is stuck between the retardation of open borders and the Latinos they need to pander to which make their stance incomprehensible. Because basically they need to let in illegals from latin america but not the rest of the world.
Thats why you never see them calling for more legal immigration.
Expanding the guest worker programme would do wonders. Not everyone who comes for work wants to become a citizen, some just wanna make bank and live like fucking kings in Guatemala. They want to do work I and damn near every American can't and sure as shit don't want. They'll be in the system so eyes can be on them. Win win win.
I know, I know, you're really upset about Tard_Donald getting quarantined so you need to seeth about something. It's cool.
Btw, encouraging MAGAfugees to flood drama has got you on thin ice. Did you think we wouldn't notice, Eva? I didn't personally care about you flooding drama with jannie posts (I even upvoted all of them) because I agreed with you that the original thread shouldn't have been removed, but trying to smuggle fugees across the border in revenge is no bueno.
So anyways, yeah Daddy got Barry in the end so you've got that going for you.
I didn't dig through their history. We were alerted in modmail by a bot.
There's enough MAGAcels that they could easily flood this sub and ruin the balance. I don't care about much on this shit site but I do care about that.
It's a delicate balance, especially right now with all the right wing sub bannings and the last thing we want is this sub turning into TDrama.
I usually try my best to take subscriber feedback into account but this is one issue that is non-negotiable. Don't advertise drama as a TD backup.
I turned it on during dinner just to bother my sister with irl shitposting ( a non-political democrat who didn't know until tonight i'm a repub even though we talk to each other while voting lmao)
Jay also said he's running his entire campaign on global warming because our fields are flooding and our towns are burning and when asked what the biggest threat in the world was said Trump and let someone else say climate change lmao it was a hilarious debate.
The HuffPo link isn't available from my location (lol).
Lmao what? Why?
"I don't believe only in reproductive freedom. I believe in reproductive justice," Castro said to applause from the Miami audience. "What that means is that just because a woman—or let's also not forget someone in the trans community, a trans female—is poor, doesn't mean they shouldn't exercise that right to choose. So I would absolutely would cover the right to have an abortion."
One of my favorite parts was when the guy from Ohio said the dems have to move away from being coastal elites to appealing to the working class and literally nobody clapped.
I was messaging my friends as soon as I heard the greatest threat question. You could see all the candidates literally praying that the guy before them didn't say drumpf
legit giggled that the man who has based his entire campaign on climate change and nothing else let fucking Beto beat him to the punch in declaring it our biggest threat, so he could instead sperg about blumpf.
he situation on the border, and the drowning death of a father and his daughter, should "piss us all off."
Yeah. I'm pissed (not really) that we are politicizing this one like the Kurdish boy that drowned. How does that have anything to do with our immigration policy?
I'm starting to get the crazy idea of people drowning others on purpose for political gain.
I tried watching the playback, made it about 10 seconds into Priestess Warren's first answer, wanted to gouge my own ears, and then realized literally none of these people have a snowballs chance in hell of actually winning this primary. Who the fuck even are half of these people? A mayor? A godamn Housing Secretary? Some dude who failed to beat the most despised reptilian in the Senate? "Randomly selected" my fucking ass, they threw Warren out there with all the bottom feeding chumps so that tomorrow night has the Biden v. Bernie showdown everyone's expecting without her making Bernie look bad by comparison.
It was nice to see Tulsi call out Tim Ryan on his ignorance. I really hope she gets a shot at Trump. Her calm, presidential demeanor alone would win over a lot of people.
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1 YHofSuburbia 2019-06-27
Jay Inslee is just yelling random shit I love it
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-06-27
He’s got my vote!
1 seenten 2019-06-27
Lol, I really don't know what he plans to get out of this. He's finishing his second governor term and no one outside this state has ever heard of him.
1 preserved_fish 2019-06-27
Climate change czar/Head of the EPA, probably.
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-06-27
"Hey boys, let's not forget about the trans female reproductive rights" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 ItsNotSugar 2019-06-27
https://youtu.be/sFBOQzSk14c
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-27
Are they going to legalize financial abortion?
1 Adramolino 2019-06-27
Did they actually say that or are you memeing
1 Caesar321 2019-06-27
They said it
1 zergling_Lester 2019-06-27
Lmao
1 cfbWORKING 2019-06-27
Just gifting trump a second term
1 cragbar 2019-06-27
Pandering to .8% of the population and half of them are edgy pol/tard traps.
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-06-27
Daddy has chimed in: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1144056731653169152
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-06-27
Based
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
Lol I actually laughed at that.
1 newcomer_ts 2019-06-27
This fucking guy, eh?
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-06-27
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py37IFuKxYw
1 CapnHat 2019-06-27
Further chastisement
1 ItsSugar 2019-06-27
In case someone didn't get it from the previous phrase. I can see why Garrison loves Trump.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-06-27
If there's anything Garrison loves, it's Trump, especially Donald Trump, the exemplar of repetitive sentences.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-06-27
Fuck that's hilarious.
1 Suka_blayt 2019-06-27
Based boomer
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-06-27
Who's this adam goldberg fag?
1 WaffleStompDadsDick 2019-06-27
Holy fuck that's gold
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-27
Jesus fuck the pandering is just nauseating
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
No entiendo. ¿Qué quieres decor?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-27
Yes please, with extra jalapenos.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
Lo siento pero no hablo ingles. Solo hablo pandering.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-06-27
Te amo ❤️
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-06-27
I see you speak passable Spanish, which makes you smarter than at least two Democratic candidates.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-06-27
And the president! But that's a low bar
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I can speak it, but I can't hardly understand what people are saying because most Spanish speakers talk like "Holamellamoesquietus42comoestasestoybiencomoestáeltrabajodetodosmodosquetengaunbuendía"
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-06-27
I'm with you.
I try listening to other languages like French, and I think "man, this sounds easy to understand. So few syllables."
But with Spanish, nope. I spent years studying the language, and I can read and write it fine, but I can't understand 99% of what they say.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
My most used Spanish phrase is, "Repítelo pero despacio, por favor."
1 seenten 2019-06-27
Yes, I have real trouble keeping up with native speakers; their words per minute and contractions feel higher than average English.
1 trappysaruh 2019-06-27
should have been born as the superior mexican american mutt 😎
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I actually have the easiest time understanding Mexicans. They talk a little slower and their accents aren't as thick.
1 trappysaruh 2019-06-27
oh
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I have a Peruvian friend and his accent is so different I can't understand a thing he says even when he talks slow.
It's like the southern accent of Spanish
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-06-27
Hang out around Cubans or Dominicans and you'll be able to understand rapid fire Spanish eventually
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
Puerto Ricans too.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-06-27
This implies Puerto Ricans still know how to speak Spanish and not some Spanglish abortion.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
You'd think that would be easier to understand, too. Just makes it harder cause I can't mentally switch back and fourth like that
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-06-27
I have lost count of how many Puerto Ricans flat out do not understand real Spanish because they have butchered it so much.
1 muffler_kek 2019-06-27
EY ESE
1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-06-27
Quite literally it’s just practice. But yeah, this is actually a common complaint from native English speakers when talking to native Spanish speakers, and the other way around, when we are learning English, we tend too speak too fast. I didn’t notice until one of my burger coworkers told me.
1 seenten 2019-06-27
Yeah, my original comment said something like "they seem to have higher words per minute and more contractions," but then I realized I'm a dumbass because they probably say the same thing about us when learning English.
So now I'm outing my dumbassery.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
One nice thing about learning another language is that it's taught me how to talk to non-native English speakers. Talk a semi-slow pace, enunciate each word, and use simple language.
1 wow___justwow 2019-06-27
are you sure it's not just a matter of screaming?
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-06-27
lol, Spanish is one of the most easiest languages to learn for an English native speaker. I know two guys who spoke Spanish after spending 3 months in a Spanish country.
Which languages do you even speak?
1 NormanImmanuel 2019-06-27
What nationalities do you usually speak Spanish with? Mexicans, at least, speak slow as hell.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
Mostly Puerto Ricans and Cubans. I live in Florida.
1 NormanImmanuel 2019-06-27
I'm so sorry.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
Could be worse: Alabama
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-06-27
I lived in Miami for 6 months. Fucking hell trying to understand Cubans speaking ENGLISH was almost impossible.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-27
His accent is one of the whitest things i've ever heard
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-06-27
[jajajaja
1 FoidBlaster 2019-06-27
This debate is unironically shit and none of these candidates even comes close to spark any interest. Democrat's only hope of defeating Trump lies with Biden.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-06-27
Biden isn’t the answer. We dont need old white males. Warren/Beto makes more sense.
1 lolcows63 2019-06-27
Pocahontis? Beto would have a better shot at beating trump but I don't think he has a shot at the nominatin, Dems will win if they don't fuck up again like they did last time. So who knows.
1 cragbar 2019-06-27
People really want Beto to be interesting/inspiring but he's married to a billionaire heiress and really doesn't seem to have any strong opinions about anything
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-06-27
He almost beat Ted Cruz. Trump beat Cruz so by the transitive property Beto can beat Trump.
1 Vegan_doggodiddler 2019-06-27
This is something I can unironically get behind. Although Bidens "nothing will change" is obviously the top contender for me.
1 TayloTayloBookito 2019-06-27
😒
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-06-27
Maybe Beto/Warren
Warren has those crazy harpy eyes and the only thing she inspires when she speaks is anxiety. No way she can be the frontman of a general election campaign.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-06-27
She should run on being the first Native American President.
1 TheBellBrah 2019-06-27
We don’t need any particular race or age
1 simplicity3000 2019-06-27
Gabbard/Sanders and Yang runs Treasury.
1 e-guy 2019-06-27
I'm sorry bud, but r/Drama is Yang Gang territory.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-27
I want to die
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-06-27
That's why Beto is the better Hispanic choice
1 OppaiDaisukiUwU 2019-06-27
It's not illegal.
1 Mexagon 2019-06-27
"I have a black son."
applause break
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-06-27
What's with all the retarded Spanish virtue signalling?
1 Woolgun 2019-06-27
Not directly related to this but Bernie has a twitch channel now.
Someone's already turned him into a gamer
https://twitter.com/alfredobofa/status/1143948970382831616
1 acidoverbasic 2019-06-27
I want to hear Bernie say the gamer word.
1 Woolgun 2019-06-27
N
o ethical consumption under capitalism.
If I was autistic (or good enough) I'd take the niggardly he's already said and turn it into the proper word in Audacity, but I'm not, sadly
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-06-27
We'll have these Gamers voting Democratic for the next hundred years.
1 muffler_kek 2019-06-27
Based and skinny-dippingpilled
1 511insign 2019-06-27
What a fucking niggardly
1 Slump_o 2019-06-27
he says niggardly and twitter was mad. no link tho
1 Dildokin 2019-06-27
I wanted some autismos commentary and found chapos on twitch, wish me luck
Ps that chick is uglier than last time i saw he dunk on reddit
1 serialflamingo 2019-06-27
Amber is a goddess.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-06-27
Insults to Amber are the only thing that trigger me on Reddit.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-06-27
Serious question, as all consumption is based off the exploitation of labor, why is the
mongoloidrevolutionary Stacy you keep stanning for justified in living an upper middle class lifestyle filled with consumerism and unnecessary consumption? 🤔1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-06-27
Yes. Living like a nun doesn't create systemic institutional change. This is like saying anyone that wants higher taxes has to volunteer their money away.
She also isn't exploiting any labor. She is a labor aristocrat.
1 CapnHat 2019-06-27
"I actually grew up in a working class neighborhood"
1 duckraul2 2019-06-27
I took the bill pill
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-27
Take the purple pill.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
If only it were real 😭
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-27
Unironically the best one so far
1 loli_esports 2019-06-27
lmao rightoids mad they answered in spanish.
1 VeritablePapoose 2019-06-27
I mean, aren't you? You live there your whole life in an English speaking environment, you put in your 40 hours at your job. One day a mexican man shows up. You're okay with it because you know, you're tolerant guy. A man's a man right? Then you over the years see more and more. They're here legally(?) and just because they will get deported at the drop of a dime if something happens and work for less doesn't make them bad dudes. Then your tranny HR manager comes and lays you off because you eyefucked her from across the room (as if) and so when you go and apply for other jobs you see suddenly there's a hiring preference for those that speak Spanish for people who want to work in factories, like you did for twenty years. Except you didn't have to speak Spanish.
Suddenly, a guy comes around saying he'll change everything back, you'll get your old job back, so you can feed your family, and he's going to make sure this doesn't happen again.
His opponents after he wins say they're gonna take care of you too, the first time you're hearing this in like two decades. They're not from around where you live, nor are they really your kind of people, but maybe you'll give them a shot.
It's debate night, you're watching the debate with your family, and they talk about immigration. You're eager to hear what they say. Except, when they say it, it's in Spanish. You don't know what they said, and the TV isn't translating it.
Who are you going to vote for? Someone who gives their answers in Spanish, or someone who's going to turn back the clock?
1 LongPostBot 2019-06-27
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1 loli_esports 2019-06-27
no i didnt watch thee debate because i was doing more important things than watching the media push their political favorites.
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2019-06-27
It honestly does feel like the democrats are intentionally throwing this election. Like, godammit guys, the vast majority of hispanics are going to vote for you no matter what you say, so long as it isn't "Lol, Build the Wall". You are running against Trump, this specific issue is a self-seller this election. Shut the fuck up about it, throw out some platitudes about reforming the immigration process, something like a fast track for people with family members already in the country or who are already citizens. For the love of god, appeal to working class white people FOR ONCE this century and you'll win the whole midwest again. Hilldawg only lost that entire region by like 500k votes COMBINED.
1 KanyeetWeebs 2019-06-27
Why Trump won. You can't really pander to Hispanics or the LGBT to the point where it alienates the majority of the voters. Plus, Hispanics will just end up being either affected by the abortion policy, while the LGBT will likely just vote for economic policy or for their "fuck non-whites" interests.
Trump's used car salesman schtick at least allows him to connect with voters. You can't shame people into voting for you. It's so over for Democels.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-06-27
nope
1 Mexagon 2019-06-27
It was their shit spanish accents that sealed it for me. Beto has a lisp for god's sake.
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-06-27
Cory Booker pls get your eyes fixed you look like a retard on steroids
1 lickedTators 2019-06-27
His state manufactures steroids, he can't stop.
1 newcomer_ts 2019-06-27
That was the look he was going for.
1 elephantofdoom 2019-06-27
Could be worse. Castro looks like Jack Nicholson’s Joker.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-06-27
I was thinking Latino George Takei, personally.
1 hyledog 2019-06-27
10 people jerk off on stage for 2 hours
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-27
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know who the democratic candidate is going to be, and who is going to with the election.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
What I want: Pocahontas, Pocahontas
What I'm probably going to get: Creepy Uncle Joe, Daddy.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-06-27
Ew she's the only person who gives Daddy a run for his money in the competition for most annoying voice
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I could listen to Bussyjudge talk for hours. His voice and delivery are so soothing
1 Doctor-Pavel 2019-06-27
The Bussy Whisperer
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
This but unironically
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-06-27
Pocahontas unironically makes me angry whenever she says something.
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-06-27
I'd take literally any other candidate over her. I'd take Jill Stein over her. I don't know where my hatred of her comes from, but it's definitely there and I don't get why the Democrat Party loves her so much.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-06-27
It's the fucking Okie accent. Nothing good has come out of that state.
1 FreedomToDrill 2019-06-27
She talks like a stern kindergarten teacher
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-06-27
It's because the Dems love her way too much. Everyone at drama is a contrarian at heart.
I also don't like her but because her policies are retarded and I hate how people are just accepting them
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-06-27
FTFM 😎
1 ManBearFridge 2019-06-27
Joe's gunna win.
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-06-27
Yeah this shit is pretty boring so far except for Inslee acting like a woke Thad from BMS. No one has any charisma at all 😴😴😴
1 Mexagon 2019-06-27
All his handlers have to do is keep him away from any children.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-06-27
Hey, I get it, no one diddles your children but you.
1 ArminianWeatherman 2019-06-27
Cory Booker.jpg
1 diggity_md 2019-06-27
This deserves to get the crying jordan treatment
1 Matues49 2019-06-27
Is he standing in front of a greenscreen
1 JustLions 2019-06-27
Bad time to have an existential crisis.
1 Mexagon 2019-06-27
"Do I read this next prompt in English or Spanish?"
1 ArminianWeatherman 2019-06-27
He's trying to read both teleprompters at once.
1 lickedTators 2019-06-27
Donde esta la bibliotechna?
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-27
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Physics
1 a_la_tour_abolie 2019-06-27
https://archive.org/details/texts
https://gallica.bnf.fr
http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/
https://www.cs.uky.edu/~raphael/sol/sol-html/
https://www.law.cornell.edu/
and, of course, libgen, but i probably shouldn't link that
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-27
Thanks
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-06-27
USA is fucked lol.
1 JohnWoo4 2019-06-27
If our economy crashes we're gonna take everybody else down with us lol.
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-06-27
europe stronk stfu burgernigger
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-06-27
NBC is incompetent as fuck lmfao. Some audio tech is getting fired today
1 hyledog 2019-06-27
@NBCNews and @MSNBC should be ashamed of themselves for having such a horrible technical breakdown in the middle of the debate. Truly unprofessional and only worthy of a FAKE NEWS Organization, which they are!
1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-06-27
....I can't tell if this is ironic or unironic boomer posting.
MODS, ban them anyway, just to sure.
1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-06-27
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1144064520152739840
1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-06-27
My god
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-06-27
Done, but for you.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-06-27
And no chyron after the introductions.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-06-27
Even better reading this today
1 Coonass_alt 2019-06-27
Imagine watching any political debate. The only watschable clips from any debate ever was trump bullying Jeb. Everyother second is excruciatingly painful to watch/listen to.
1 DuckSosu 2019-06-27
Christie completely ruining Rubio's primary run was up there too.
1 seenten 2019-06-27
Rubiobot did that to himself
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-06-27
That was great too. Rubio didnt know what to do. Christie called him out immediately too
1 sup3r_hero 2019-06-27
Can you link this for a europoor who has little knowledge of burger politics?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-06-27
...WRONG...
1 dictator-perpetuo 2019-06-27
They are fighting so hard to be the wokest. No amount of meme is too far for these fucking clowns.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-06-27
Holy shit the mic thing was fucking embarrassing
1 QuantumFreakonomics 2019-06-27
Yes Liz, please co-opt more federal agencies for political issues. Who needs “disease control” anyway?
1 Based_Dramatard 2019-06-27
This is exactly why we need feminism
1 15ImpoundedCats 2019-06-27
They are falling over each other to have the openest borders imaginable. I don't get it. Are they running for president of Mexico?
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-27
Many Hispanics in the U.S. want their family members to be able to immigrate more easily.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-06-27
And many want to be the last ones in and have the border close right after them lmao
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-27
Of course, but a number large enough to have political significance does not.
1 R0saParkinsons 2019-06-27
Orange Daddy should capture the brown vote that way.
Trump: "Listen, those Mexicans that are picking our avocados and laying our brick are hard workers, it's true, believe me. So one day someone said to me "why don't we let the families of the hard workers in?", I know I couldn't believe it. So here is what we are gonna do, all Mexicans with jobs in America get to be a citizen and we bring their families in, but after that we are done, no more. Nobody else comes in... maybe a few non-french Canadians but that's IT!
1 sub2tine 2019-06-27
😡😡😡
1 muffler_kek 2019-06-27
It’s still over for Québécels
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-06-27
That’s why Hispanics support Beto
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-27
lmao
1 FoidBlaster 2019-06-27
I can barely recognize the Democrat party when it comes to immigration. They really shifted left in that regard.
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-06-27
Is open borders left? Seems to be a friendly move for the interests of those with capital, which is historically allied with the right politically.
1 seenten 2019-06-27
🐎👞
1 FoidBlaster 2019-06-27
You'd be correct, it's only recently that the left has co-opted the open borders narrative. Not even 10 years ago Democrats used to be all about fighting illegal immigration and Bush was trying to push his immigration reform.
1 cptnhaddock 2019-06-27
Trump was a response to the base. GOP donor shills oc want all the immigration they get get
1 Futhermucker 2019-06-27
the left wants welfare and open borders
libertarians want no welfare and open borders
conservatives want no welfare and closed borders
1 allendrio 2019-06-27
only an idiot wants no welfare thats how you get shanty towns.
1 Suka_blayt 2019-06-27
Dude just kill the poors
1 simplicity3000 2019-06-27
seattle's got those too
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-06-27
And San Fran
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-06-27
Seattle's an example of what happens when you advertise how awesome your welfare is but also refuse to put anyone in jail over repeated petty crimes.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-06-27
If they get an amnesty program, they get 10+ million new voters, 75% of whom will vote for them in Presidential elections that have routinely been decided by 5 million votes or less is a hell of a reason.
Also, how economically reformist is the left anymore? You get the chapos that want to burn it all to the ground, but even your Bernie Sanders types aren't anticapitalist in any real sense. They want to use more of the fruits of capitalism than they currently squeeze out of people to fund their various programs. Democrats are capitalists through and through.
1 ClinicalGazesUrBulge 2019-06-27
In California tho
Ain't no Mexican moving to Wisconsin
1 Wwolverine23 2019-06-27
That’s why they want to get rid of the electoral college, too.
1 lolcows63 2019-06-27
Thats because the Left is stuck between the retardation of open borders and the Latinos they need to pander to which make their stance incomprehensible. Because basically they need to let in illegals from latin america but not the rest of the world.
Thats why you never see them calling for more legal immigration.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-06-27
Expanding the guest worker programme would do wonders. Not everyone who comes for work wants to become a citizen, some just wanna make bank and live like fucking kings in Guatemala. They want to do work I and damn near every American can't and sure as shit don't want. They'll be in the system so eyes can be on them. Win win win.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-06-27
Daddy Inslee 😍
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-06-27
I dont care if tulsi is a hare krishna fascist she gives me wood
1 lickedTators 2019-06-27
You know she'll top you with her m14 barrel - with launcher attachment on.
1 duckraul2 2019-06-27
She's an absolute madwoman
1 loli_esports 2019-06-27
tfw no soldier mommy gf
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-06-27
I'll go gay for Tulsi
1 FreeDory 2019-06-27
she is my mommy
1 charming_tatum 2019-06-27
The dnc needs to run a black dude who is good at roasting. That's the only way to defeat trump
1 Woolgun 2019-06-27
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/740078368628965376/fNcogLRu.jpg
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-06-27
Oh shit oh fuck
1 cyrillic_computer 2019-06-27
from daddy to mack daddy uuu
1 JustLions 2019-06-27
First nominees debate:
Mr. President, the American people deserve to know, when was the last time you washed yo azz?
1 KanyeetWeebs 2019-06-27
If he swapped to being pro-trans/mayo, he'd be an awesome candidate.
1 Leithz7 2019-06-27
His presidency is inevitable
1 contentedserf 2019-06-27
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/644/rap-battle.jpg
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
So...Obama?
1 eva_remastered 2019-06-27
Barry's best bants on Daddy last time were "at least i will go down as a president!" and then he dropped the mic.
And then after the election Trump picked it back up and shoved it up his black ass,
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
The face of SEETHING
1 eva_remastered 2019-06-27
when you make Trump seethe he takes your job and destroys your legacy
alpha af
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I know, I know, you're really upset about Tard_Donald getting quarantined so you need to seeth about something. It's cool.
Btw, encouraging MAGAfugees to flood drama has got you on thin ice. Did you think we wouldn't notice, Eva? I didn't personally care about you flooding drama with jannie posts (I even upvoted all of them) because I agreed with you that the original thread shouldn't have been removed, but trying to smuggle fugees across the border in revenge is no bueno.
So anyways, yeah Daddy got Barry in the end so you've got that going for you.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-06-27
What kind of vaguely threatening, moralizing faggotry is this? What is wrong with you?
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
It's me not wanting drama to be advertised as a TD back up sub, like Eva was doing in that metacanada thread.
I could care less about jannie posts or making fun of Barry but deliberately trying to flood drama with MAGAfugees is one thing that will annoy me.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-06-27
lol who cares? the MAGAcels will come and we will get retarded lolcows and then they'll leave.
Why on Earth you're digging through people's histories so you can post sloppy, retarded assposts is another thing altogether.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I didn't dig through their history. We were alerted in modmail by a bot.
There's enough MAGAcels that they could easily flood this sub and ruin the balance. I don't care about much on this shit site but I do care about that.
It's a delicate balance, especially right now with all the right wing sub bannings and the last thing we want is this sub turning into TDrama.
I usually try my best to take subscriber feedback into account but this is one issue that is non-negotiable. Don't advertise drama as a TD backup.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-06-27
That's a lot of words for you to say "I do it for free"
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I do it for free
1 eva_remastered 2019-06-27
Yeah faggot, I know.
Get dabbed on.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
Well feel free to do it again and get banned. Your choice.
1 eva_remastered 2019-06-27
I got banned twice yesterday.
Still here.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
Cool story
1 nybbas 2019-06-27
Holy shit dude I thought he was just trolling earlier... he is serious about this bullshit?
1 St0neA 2019-06-27
Couldn't care less*
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
Fixed thanks
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-27
How come I never make you mods mad enough to troll through my posst history
or blame me for Reddit's vote fuzzing that everyone who's job is modding should know about
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I'm too lazy for all that. We were alerted to Eva's comment by a bot in modmail.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-27
Your supposed to lie so I can keep fighting with you
god you new mods are all such pansies
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
Sorry. It's late and I'm too tired to bantz 😟
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-27
I was too tired to fuck your mom but I still man'd up
1 ComedicSans 2019-06-27
Has your butthole recovered?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-27
Lmao what about Transwomens abortions
1 ComedicSans 2019-06-27
I don't care much about them, but I heard their subreddit got walled off today.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-27
It's literally a quote from the debate silly. T_D being quarantined is the best thing that's happened in like a week, Jr's even posting about it lmao
1 ComedicSans 2019-06-27
I didn't watch because I'm not a burger and I don't hate myself.
But seriously? Jesus Christ. /r/badwomensanatomy.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-27
I turned it on during dinner just to bother my sister with irl shitposting ( a non-political democrat who didn't know until tonight i'm a repub even though we talk to each other while voting lmao)
https://twitter.com/JulianCastro/status/1144055853093462016 It's a super long Huffpo link with the video but this was after Jay Inslee boasted about how he's literally the only one on stage who's actually done any real things for women.
Jay also said he's running his entire campaign on global warming because our fields are flooding and our towns are burning and when asked what the biggest threat in the world was said Trump and let someone else say climate change lmao it was a hilarious debate.
1 ComedicSans 2019-06-27
The HuffPo link isn't available from my location (lol).
But given his tweet, it seems I missed out on the Virtue Signalling Olympics.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-27
Lmao what? Why?
"I don't believe only in reproductive freedom. I believe in reproductive justice," Castro said to applause from the Miami audience. "What that means is that just because a woman—or let's also not forget someone in the trans community, a trans female—is poor, doesn't mean they shouldn't exercise that right to choose. So I would absolutely would cover the right to have an abortion."
One of my favorite parts was when the guy from Ohio said the dems have to move away from being coastal elites to appealing to the working class and literally nobody clapped.
1 ComedicSans 2019-06-27
"I'm going to win by pandering to the least-enfranchised 3% of the population!"
Genius.
1 15ImpoundedCats 2019-06-27
Are we doing a new "schoolmarm" thing here? I honestly don't think it's going to catch on.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I hope not. I don't like being an unironic dick but I will when someone starts doing some shit like trying to start a refugee crisis on our border.
I figured being the schoolmarm was better than just silently banning them.
1 Soyless_Patriot 2019-06-27
This isn't schoolmarm, this is a power trip.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
No, a powertrip would have been banning them without a warning first. That's what usually happens. I was being nice.
1 Soyless_Patriot 2019-06-27
you have a very skewed idea of what nice is. I bet you and Stalin would have been best buds.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
Da, comrade
1 rebirth4 2019-06-27
I think you’re the upset one buddy.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I do get annoyed when people try to fuck up drama, it's true
1 Soyless_Patriot 2019-06-27
Get a life shit stain. Go get your corporate sponsored #resist swag and be a good little communist and shut the fuck up while the adults are talking.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
😴😴😴
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-27
Dude You didn't even include the Lion King part what the fuck.
> He would bring some change to the whitehouse
What a great bant
1 Quietus42 2019-06-27
I just grabbed a clip from YouTube that had Daddy's reaction.
The Simba but was pretty great.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-06-27
This is Booker but he's gonna keep quiet until there are less people on the Stage
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-27
Applause
This is beyond parody.
1 WakeMeUpInsidePNG 2019-06-27
We are fucked. 😥
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-06-27
Who cares about the first primary debates. It's the place where everyone panders and the dumbest ones get weeded out.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-27
the best part is he’s not even fluent
1 KanyeetWeebs 2019-06-27
That's ideal: speaking Spanish didn't do any favors for Jeb.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-27
who?
1 KanyeetWeebs 2019-06-27
Please clap
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-06-27
Jeb!
1 OwMyBenis 2019-06-27
I actually bought his guac bowl.
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-06-27
Does it give good guac?
1 VeritablePapoose 2019-06-27
No actually, it doesn't. It's too small to make guac.
1 JohnWoo4 2019-06-27
Yet another politician who can't fulfill his promises.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-06-27
Unironically it does, he was on to something with that mortar and pestle.
Probably his only redeeming quality.
1 dictator-perpetuo 2019-06-27
So fucking cringe. None of them can speak Spanish properly. The accents are fucking depressing. These people are an actual fucking meme.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-06-27
Biden did a great job tonight. Zero gaffes.
1 Slump_o 2019-06-27
i wanna fuck tulsi aaa
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-27
Oh boy...
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-06-27
Literally the most based response in this entire debate
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-27
B A S E D
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-06-27
I was messaging my friends as soon as I heard the greatest threat question. You could see all the candidates literally praying that the guy before them didn't say drumpf
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-06-27
legit giggled that the man who has based his entire campaign on climate change and nothing else let fucking Beto beat him to the punch in declaring it our biggest threat, so he could instead sperg about blumpf.
Inslee's a fucking idiot, it's amazing.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-06-27
Washington lmao, i'm gonna call my grandparents and get some hot takes to post here
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-27
I think Klobuchar only got half her Botox before the debate
1 diggity_md 2019-06-27
> Beto talking about the moment he led
​
> Former Texas congressman instead of current Texas Senator
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-06-27
Hey hey the zodiac killer is one tough cookie to beat
1 Carousel_Dreamer 2019-06-27
This debate was garbage, Andrew Yang and Sanders are the only ones worth a damn
1 Pepperglue 2019-06-27
Yeah. I'm pissed (not really) that we are politicizing this one like the Kurdish boy that drowned. How does that have anything to do with our immigration policy?
I'm starting to get the crazy idea of people drowning others on purpose for political gain.
Jesus Christ. This is all so tiring.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-06-27
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/315/716/eb1.png
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2019-06-27
I tried watching the playback, made it about 10 seconds into Priestess Warren's first answer, wanted to gouge my own ears, and then realized literally none of these people have a snowballs chance in hell of actually winning this primary. Who the fuck even are half of these people? A mayor? A godamn Housing Secretary? Some dude who failed to beat the most despised reptilian in the Senate? "Randomly selected" my fucking ass, they threw Warren out there with all the bottom feeding chumps so that tomorrow night has the Biden v. Bernie showdown everyone's expecting without her making Bernie look bad by comparison.
1 Anomander_Fake 2019-06-27
I'm so glad I don't live in America.
1 SouthernSon61 2019-06-27
Oh boy I love a good televised Hebrew slave auction. Israel has some fine choice meat this time around.
1 KingRuler07 2019-06-27
Drudge report: White woman from Hawaii ends up winning the first democratic debate.
CNN: What White Woman?
Google: You know the White woman that been blowing up on my search results
1 Twinklesmcgee 2019-06-27
Beto and Buttigieg are really the Michelle Branch and Vanessa Carlton of this election.
1 SchlongDonson 2019-06-27
It was nice to see Tulsi call out Tim Ryan on his ignorance. I really hope she gets a shot at Trump. Her calm, presidential demeanor alone would win over a lot of people.