The new Charlie's Angels movie looks pretty good guys! Who wants to see it with me opening night?

5  2019-06-27 by CJ_from_Grove_St

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I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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Movie sucks, I go to bed

No🤢🤢🤮🤮

Seriously. Way too much gussy. The angels should have been hot dudes.

Call it Caroline's Angels.

cant wait

Is this a porno

I already know that plot twist for this movie is.

If you don't like it or say you're not going to watch it, then you become a misogynist and a virgin.

I was going to say that they tried that with Ocean's 8 and it didn't work at all, maybe Hollywood's learned their lesson. Then I checked who's making the movie, and it's a Sony subsidiary so you're probably right.

Oceans 8 was unironically not a bad movie and it also performed well. But to be fair, I haven't watched the originals so I didn't rly give a shit that it was all women

What's the chances that there is woke drama since they recasted the angels without a rice foid to replace Lucy Liu and kept two mayos? I'm thinking 33% chance.

Also why the FUCK would I watch Angels without tim curry you stupid fucks.