Boomers and evangelicals think women go get knocked up on purpose despite easy access to birth control go have abortions just to piss off conservatives because they're irresponsible, half-wit foids.
I didn't say we should get rid of abortion, I just pointed out that you're not quite right about what Boomers and Evangelicals think about women who get abortions.
Was it dumb though? She'll get a ton of money when he dies and he can't even divorce her and trade up anymore because he's president and that would be a step too far even for the evangelicals.
Because rightoids don't realize that banning abortion doesn't stop abortion, it just encourages infanticide, which was legal for most of Western history.
which i'm ok with too, as it's been a form of population control since we've been human.
see once they become conscious and have a will against dying, we're morally obligated to ensure their well being. best to not let people get that far if we don't want to (or can't) take care of them properly.
rightoids love creating problems they hate the most, non mayo crime makes them really seethe so they deny them any government benefits and crack down on "crime" which always has the opposite affect. Even better if they have more kids than they want that means even more criminals for them to seethe about.
Don't forget their constant attacks on sex education and the pushing of abstinence-only education, which is proven to have the exact opposite effect.
Conservative doctrine does this a lot.
They cut taxes which does nothing but lead to future tax increases.
They fight sex education which leads to more unwanted pregnancy and thus more abortion.
They hate crime so they push tough on crime policies which invariably lead to more crime because you create hopeless people that can't live a normal life after getting arrested.
Conservatism is like the ultimate "feels>reals" doctrine. They feel like these things work, so they do, no matter what the evidence says.
There is a waiting list for people who adopt newborns. I’ve seen fucked up bewvorns. Hermaphroditism. Crack babies. These people are so desperate theypay 10-50k to get the whole process done. There is always a demand and a want newborns in the us, no matter how fucked up they are. This is something I’m intimately familiar with and it pisses me off when retards on reddit spout off like they know shit. I know a baby that came from a teenage prostitute that knows mandarin and is getting legit acting jobs because his adoptive parents are fucking ballers.
even if people do want them, it's not their right to force another to have a kid for that sake. they aren't owed a baby by others.
still literally the dumbest fucking debate ever, only made by blathering retards who have no fucking clue there's way too many fucking people on this planet, we can't forcing people to create people they don't want to create.
It's a pretty bad drawing because conceptually the NPC meme is about how they are all the same person. So fundamentally differentiating each candidate is a mistake for me.
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1 UnluckyFarm 2019-06-28
this is based
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-06-28
if only the democrat clown car contained such exciting policies as these
1 RogerDodgereds 2019-06-28
🤡 🚙
1 jubbergun 2019-06-28
You don't think "reproductive justice" for "transgender access to abortion" is exciting?
1 dart200d 2019-06-28
why are we even talking about abortion? literally the dumbest debate in politics.
cause fuck infants who no one wants, are you fucking idiots like trying to create more misery?
also not one of them are socialists. welfare capitalism isn't socialism ya fucking lot of morons.
1 clubby789 2019-06-28
found the antinatalist
1 dart200d 2019-06-28
i'm not categorically for or against it. but would not want to be born if my parents didn't want to care/raise me properly.
1 rapeplaypenpals 2019-06-28
1 dart200d 2019-06-28
lol. sure let's also rape and maim everyone cause it'll make them "stronger".
fucking retard.
1 rapeplaypenpals 2019-06-28
based
1 OwMyBenis 2019-06-28
Boomers and evangelicals think women go get knocked up on purpose go have late stage abortions just to piss off conservatives.
I know I would if I were a foid.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-06-28
Women who have abortion should get a free American flag sticker like I do when we vote.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-06-28
Unironically
1 ClammieReardon 2019-06-28
and a "Thank you for your service"
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-28
Especially if they abort a real vegetable.
1 jubbergun 2019-06-28
Let's be honest. Nobody likes a dumb whore.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-06-28
Come on, if a child is gonna be unwanted or the parents are incapable of providing for them, it is more often than not, better off not being born.
I bet a million bucks welfare spending and crime go way up if dumb whores have more children.
1 jubbergun 2019-06-28
I didn't say we should get rid of abortion, I just pointed out that you're not quite right about what Boomers and Evangelicals think about women who get abortions.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-06-28
I know I was just trying to 🎣
1 jubbergun 2019-06-28
I save my hot takes for tranny threads.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-06-28
Pibble and tranny drama are my favorite.
1 jubbergun 2019-06-28
Yeah, Zyklon Ben threads are a solid 3 or 4 on the list, though.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-06-28
I always enjoy them, it is nice to see that boomers can meme too, even if they're using old ones.
1 FuzzyYogurtcloset 2019-06-28
I mean, a lot of conservatives like the First Mail Order Bride...
1 jubbergun 2019-06-28
The only dumb thing that woman did was marry Donald Trump.
1 yangpede 2019-06-28
Was it dumb though? She'll get a ton of money when he dies and he can't even divorce her and trade up anymore because he's president and that would be a step too far even for the evangelicals.
1 jubbergun 2019-06-28
That's a good point, and she'll still have enough of her looks to bag a trophy husband.
1 ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-06-28
I wouldn’t put it past half of blue checkmark twitter
1 OwMyBenis 2019-06-28
Take a deep breath zoomer, it is going to be okay.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-06-28
Because rightoids don't realize that banning abortion doesn't stop abortion, it just encourages infanticide, which was legal for most of Western history.
1 dart200d 2019-06-28
which i'm ok with too, as it's been a form of population control since we've been human.
see once they become conscious and have a will against dying, we're morally obligated to ensure their well being. best to not let people get that far if we don't want to (or can't) take care of them properly.
1 allendrio 2019-06-28
rightoids love creating problems they hate the most, non mayo crime makes them really seethe so they deny them any government benefits and crack down on "crime" which always has the opposite affect. Even better if they have more kids than they want that means even more criminals for them to seethe about.
1 dart200d 2019-06-28
true facts
1 yangpede 2019-06-28
Don't forget their constant attacks on sex education and the pushing of abstinence-only education, which is proven to have the exact opposite effect.
Conservative doctrine does this a lot.
They cut taxes which does nothing but lead to future tax increases.
They fight sex education which leads to more unwanted pregnancy and thus more abortion.
They hate crime so they push tough on crime policies which invariably lead to more crime because you create hopeless people that can't live a normal life after getting arrested.
Conservatism is like the ultimate "feels>reals" doctrine. They feel like these things work, so they do, no matter what the evidence says.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-06-28
There is a waiting list for people who adopt newborns. I’ve seen fucked up bewvorns. Hermaphroditism. Crack babies. These people are so desperate theypay 10-50k to get the whole process done. There is always a demand and a want newborns in the us, no matter how fucked up they are. This is something I’m intimately familiar with and it pisses me off when retards on reddit spout off like they know shit. I know a baby that came from a teenage prostitute that knows mandarin and is getting legit acting jobs because his adoptive parents are fucking ballers.
1 dart200d 2019-06-28
even if people do want them, it's not their right to force another to have a kid for that sake. they aren't owed a baby by others.
still literally the dumbest fucking debate ever, only made by blathering retards who have no fucking clue there's way too many fucking people on this planet, we can't forcing people to create people they don't want to create.
you're like fucking cancer.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-06-28
That’s not what I was arguing you dumbfuck. The parent comment said that no one wants the kids which is fucking retarded and incorrect.
Learn some fucking reading comprehension holy shit.
1 dart200d 2019-06-28
i am the parent commenter dumbfuck. and obviously not all of them are wanted or else none of them would end up in foster homes.
1 shitty_take 2019-06-28
He missed a perfect opportunity to have the fetus being scythed by the sickle!
1 Stacybcrazy 2019-06-28
This might be the cringiest one yet
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-28
Will MAGAcels ever realize that NPCs?
1 OppaiDaisukiOwO 2019-06-28
NPC's are never self aware, by definition.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-06-28
Goddamn p-zombies
1 ClammieReardon 2019-06-28
get high and listen to https://www.stufftoblowyourmind.com/podcasts/the-dilemma-of-machine-consciousness-and-p-zombies.htm
1 yetanotherbaldcunt 2019-06-28
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-28
I agree that wokecels are NPCs.
1 yetanotherbaldcunt 2019-06-28
we're all NPCs on this cursed day
1 SchitPhucker 2019-06-28
i can't be an NPC because i'm always playing with myself haha
1 yetanotherbaldcunt 2019-06-28
typical cumbot cope
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-28
The real NPC’s were the nerds we dunked on along the way
1 jubbergun 2019-06-28
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, for it tolls for NPC.
1 leva549 2019-06-28
Determinism gang.
1 200iqBigBrain 2019-06-28
anyone who judges things by how they fall into their selected ideology is
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-06-28
I thought Ben "fag fragger" Garrison was making some sort of coked-out Pez dispenser reference, but maybe I need to up my dilaudid
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-06-28
how do you get that flair?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-06-28
Be painfully average for 2+ decades
1 CthuIhuhoop 2019-06-28
I don't understand without labels. What's that weird red pointy thing? Who are these people? What are the boxes in front of them? I'm completely lost!
1 explohd 2019-06-28
Forth from the right is Anderson Cooper.
1 life_in_inches_ 2019-06-28
fourth from the left is humpty dumpty
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-06-28
Idk, but I find abstract concepts inherently threatening.
1 AltRitardando 2019-06-28
This is Delaney erasure
1 Gaben38 2019-06-28
Damn, unapologetically accurate.
1 VicFrom7thStreet 2019-06-28
Sooooo unapologetic! So tough! Big man! Big boy!
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-06-28
This is so funny! anD so True!
Upvote = Jesus loves me. Share = Trump love me bigly!
1 jubbergun 2019-06-28
I NPC what you did there.
1 yourdeadwife 2019-06-28
Even Garrison forgot Yang. 😢
1 lickedTators 2019-06-28
I think this is just debate 1
1 error404brain 2019-06-28
It's a pretty bad drawing because conceptually the NPC meme is about how they are all the same person. So fundamentally differentiating each candidate is a mistake for me.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-06-28
>complaining about Ben "wrecking ball to the Western Wall" Garrison making a bad drawing
I agree tho
1 error404brain 2019-06-28
Fair.
1 Anagalbroke2 2019-06-28
Needs more labels, what are all those pez dispensers?
1 FINAL_ANAL_DISASTER 2019-06-28
Honestly, this is better than his other shit. I liked the one where Marx was obviously a Happy Merchant.
1 Monkeysszz 2019-06-28
WTF I love democrats now.
1 Woolgun 2019-06-28
Wait Democrats want to abort communists now?
That's pretty fucking based.
1 dart200d 2019-06-28
why are we even talking about abortion? literally the dumbest debate in politics.
cause fuck infants who no one wants, are you fucking idiots like trying to create more misery?
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-06-28
But what does he think of night 2
1 lyridsreign 2019-06-28
Was fun while it lasted.