His father in law is a better man than he is and is ashamed of him. His wife wears the trousers and doesn't sleep with him because he's pathetic. He's a useless father.
I know these things because:
His FIL bought them nice whiskey for Christmas. This is the gift of a real man. OP described it as "some weird Scottish whiskey." Those are not the words of a real man.
He didn't get his dog castrated, based on his FIL's demand. These are the actions of a Redditor, not a man.
His wife is gone briefly and he's already masturbated his penis to the point of non-functionality. If he led a satisfying sex life, this would not be the case.
His kids are at their grandparents. Nobody trusts this guy even to look after his own children. If he were a real man, he'd be reading his children a bedtime story after a long fulfilling day of wholesome activities.
He's trying to get internet points from TIFU by making up silly stories.
If I had to guess, I'd say his wife isn't coming home and the children are gone as well.
Cautionary tale about what too much Reddit does to someone's soul.
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This, but unironically.
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1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-07-01
I know it's fake, but after reading this I really feel like I need Satan in my life.
1 dramautism 2019-07-01
Holy fuck.
It's real. Check out OP's profile for some sweet sweet dog cum.
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-01
wtf. This is beyond degeneracy.
1 dramautism 2019-07-01
nooo :(
1 -Subdivisions- 2019-07-01
How about I don't and preserve my innocence for another day
1 HellBurial 2019-07-01
There's elements of truth in it.
His father in law is a better man than he is and is ashamed of him. His wife wears the trousers and doesn't sleep with him because he's pathetic. He's a useless father.
I know these things because:
His FIL bought them nice whiskey for Christmas. This is the gift of a real man. OP described it as "some weird Scottish whiskey." Those are not the words of a real man.
He didn't get his dog castrated, based on his FIL's demand. These are the actions of a Redditor, not a man.
His wife is gone briefly and he's already masturbated his penis to the point of non-functionality. If he led a satisfying sex life, this would not be the case.
His kids are at their grandparents. Nobody trusts this guy even to look after his own children. If he were a real man, he'd be reading his children a bedtime story after a long fulfilling day of wholesome activities.
He's trying to get internet points from TIFU by making up silly stories.
If I had to guess, I'd say his wife isn't coming home and the children are gone as well.
Cautionary tale about what too much Reddit does to someone's soul.
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-01
I think I'm going to puke 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Janny to aisle four.
1 Vegan_doggodiddler 2019-07-01
Prude
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-01
This is the gay agenda and it is awesome.
1 UhmThatsAYikesSweaty 2019-07-01
So tolerant!
1 janniesRfags 2019-07-01
What the goddamn SHIT
1 Momruepari 2019-07-01
I'm not sure if it would be worse if it's fake
1 snallygaster 2019-07-01
This is fucking disgusting, why would someone write this, it's not even funny in an outlandish way just gross
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-07-01
I'm both sorry and chuffed that something I found managed to disgust such an esteemed internet veteran as yourself.
1 snallygaster 2019-07-01
I've read stuff that's many degrees more nasty in concept, but somehow the way that this was written made it far more disgusting than it should be.
1 DinoHL 2019-07-01
this isn't the first time such things happened on reddit