/r/honkler bites the dust

119  2019-07-01 by Ultrashitposter

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People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD

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Press S to spit on grave

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I miss my frens.

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IN?

Goodbye

S you baby talking tard

Fren, the frenocide (froah) is coming on hard and it is coming on fast.

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Frens need to stick together now more than ever, because the acceleration of their fighting against our frenliness is because we are winning the mindwar.

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Who could seriously object to frenship and wholesome posts about how frenship is the glue that holds the world together? The only people who object are those who want to keep us alienated and atomized, so that we never learn the power of true frenship.

The frenocide is only the beginning. Soon the day of the /pol/odomor will arrive, and then your kind will finally understand the true meaning of frenship.

The evils unleashed if pol and bunkerchans go down...my god. I already can’t post any of my Israeli guns on /K/ without being called a kike shill

Exterminate frens and dance on their graves

Fren, this gives me the big sad :(

Holy shit you baby talkers are more insufferable than twats who go "Doggo DOGGO PUPPER DOGGO"

Who hurt you lol

stfu babytalk crypto-nazis

I'm not your fren.

Fren, I don't think I was talking to you.

But you are being spoken to by people wiser and smarter than you so you would do well to listen.

people wiser and smarter.

And more redundant

not synonyms

They arent sending their best

There's a difference between knowledge and wisdom, but I doubt you know much about either.

Fren, most people who are wise in their own eyes are not. Li.

Sam Biddle was right. Bullying needs to come back.

You will always have a fren in me, even when non-frens try breaking us apart

Delete your account.

Exiled from 109 subreddits and counting. Could you try and take a hint?

Throughout the history of mankind, no group has been more victimised than frens. Today they are remembered for being mass-banned in Honklocaust, yet their persecution goes back thousands of days.
Frens have experienced numerous mass expulsions and have fled from subreddits after experiencing quarantines and threats of various kinds by various local authorities seeking refuge in other subreddits.

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But why? While the motives for the expulsions fall into differing and variegated categories, the root of them all was hatred of the Fren.

Look at the fren. Look at how he recoils, even as he strikes you.

Dumb frogposter

Babytalk nazis are degenerate

Take a page from your frens and maintain personal safety

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Press F for Fent in Peace 💉💊☠

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MDE NEVER DIES.

Day of the Cancellation has already passed you Mongoloid. MDE is extremely dead. Sam Hyde is supremely brain addled. You are exceptionally braying.

There will be No Peace for World Peace.

You weren’t beaten enough as child and this is the result. Now dance monkey.

Nah, it lives on in the hearts of every cancelled subreddit. The spirit persists through the ether. And there is nothing you can do about it. This is why you see the and cope, and yet nothing ever changes.

I'm already rebuilding every episode of World Peace in Minecraft

Careful, don't get us banned

S/spit/shit

I have the craziest feeling there is a big ban day coming, like a dozen or more subs, but I can't figure out which yet. with the first being the Dem debates my guess is close to primaries, but I'm iffy because who knows when bleaching the site would be the most beneficial for whoever is paying most.

Anyway I think these all bite the dust before election day:

/r/conspiracy /r/chapotraphouse /r/the_donald /r/kotakuinaction /r/conservative Us, sorry guys, just have a feeling.

Obviously a few more I can't think of currently. Feel free to add to the conspiracy of the big time ban coming for against the grain subs.

Conspiracy keeps their sub too clean to ban. Ironically they hate anything that prohibit free flow of ideas, yet their mods are best at it.

it's really amusing how much the /r/conspiracy mods censor while also claiming to be against censorship lol

like the entire way they moderate is antithetical to what they claim to stand for

Seems pretty obvious why they would censor as much as they do when everything leaning right that isn't heavily censored gets banned.

That's not what is going on though. Their moderation has always been that way, and it's largely been to keep the subreddit leaning right.

The incident with flytape a couple years ago was the result of him being paranoid about communists in the subreddit.

Having a private subreddit for the mods to discuss with politically approved users how to best manipulate the sub in their interests has nothing to do with avoiding getting banned.

It's pretty much the norm for any sub that claims to be free speech/ideologically superior

That is how you survive on reddit if you're not absolutely milktoast. Reddit's brand already is being cute, quirky, and for nerds who are just so smirt, just so, so very smirt. This sub is probably too edgy for reddit's managements taste, which is pathetic.

Their moderation has always been that way. I'm talking about how historically they ban people over political disagreements and whatnot. It has nothing to do with keeping the subreddit advertiser friendly.

As long as they don't ban my star wars and GOT subs, i'll be snug as a bug in a rug.

milktoast

With the recent crackdowns and all the metadrama in the last few months I'm surprised we've made it this far

You can’t seriously think they’ll ban r/conservative lol

I think it's going to be a tidal wave of banning.

If they ban the donald.... where do they go hmmm

I think Reddit is preparing for an IPO which is why they are cleaning up the site.

Short Reddit

China is datamining reddit for their social credit score. The problem: They've determined that everyone on here is a complete waste of calories.

They've determined that everyone on here is a complete waste of calories

For once the CCPs math checks out

Implying Asian math is ever wrong. Fuckaroo.

Only when it comes to economic data

NIGGA!

Formula: building literal military base islands + colonizing Africa and Vancouver = mayos btfo'd.

Whitey will never recover.

Alternatively, China wasting precious capital and resources in overvalued assets paid to North Americans.

The more money they give us, the more Chinese garbage we will buy. China wins either way. Soon you will be bowing to r/Hapas. Better COPE up front.

Soon you will be bowing to r/Hapas.

To match them at their waist level I'll have to bow real nice and far.

Looks like you're going to have to cope harder then 😑

I'm pretty tall... matching them at waist level will take all I have and they'll still sperg out with manlet rage.

So win win?

Low currency and low center of gravity.

... The Chinese Gov't? Yes.

Fuck. I'm pretty drunk and I can't read properly. Thought you said "so who will win."

Haha fair play have another on me

First they came for the alt-right, but I did nothing because I was not alt-right

Then they came for the thinly veiled shitposters, but i said nothing because i was not a thinly veiled shitposter

Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.

i was not a thinly veiled shitposter

lol why post then

if i can't shitpost, -i will burn this playhouse down- there's no point in posting

Then they came for the thinly veiled shitposters, but i said nothing because i was not a thinly veiled shitposter

/r/lostredditors

There is no way spaz will ban daddy’s clubhouse. They even have a modified quarantine

And there is no way they are banning Chapo. It would be.... transphobic.

What do you mean modified?

Usually a quarantined subreddit no longer displays the amount of people subscribed to it but you can still see it on there even now.

Huh I just checked r/Braincels and it seems they manually add theirs, the most recent count is from May 2019. Strange but unsurprising that T_D got special treatment, I wonder if anything else is different.

I googled T_D and it didn’t show up but Braincels did.

Do they even care about KiA anymore? Now that Gamergate has given us Trump and the Thousand Year Reich of alt-right nazism, it's not like people sperging about video games are really doing much.

the admins went out of their way to restore KiA not too long ago. i doubt they'll be banned anytime soon.

Which was bizarre in its own way.

*Thousand Queer Reich

The reddit admins continue to trample on our human rights.

Human is a stretch here.

Henlo, fren! Frens have Frenrights, not humanrights.

i don't see KiA getting banned since it's a containment sub along with not being a real source of outrage; they're catalysts to conflict not creators >!david-me why did you have to say those things and get banned you could've continued the drama 😭!<. also admins who think reddit serves a global purpose would rather have the main gathering-ground for GamerGate >!🤮!< happen under their roof to enforce some rules/civility instead of being out-in-the-wild and unregulated.

however, if they ever legitimately push for MAP to be a real thing reddit will shit-kick them right away

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

KiA are kiddo rapists?

Yes, they trade anime, which is a genre of cartoons featuring loli, which is the Japanese word for child pornography.

anime is very broad -- it is like "cartoons" as a term; loli is highly specific. so saying they trade loli is concerning, if that is specifically what you have seen or documented

yes its a anime forum

its well documented there depravity knows no bounds

legitimately push for MAP

What's MAP?

Euphemism for pedo

There is no way in Hell they ban /r/conservative, simply due to its name. I can totally seeing them banning all of the mods and handing the sub off to someone else, but the problem then is finding a mod who is actually conservative and is not a total fuckwad.

Off the top of my head there is the guy who runs /r/MapPorn and, I don't know, probably some boomer from /r/AskHistorians?

conservative and is not a total fuckwad.

An impossible task.

Pour one out for the honkaloos and honkalettes

implying any possessor of a gussy has ever been within 50 miles of r/honkler

I believe their are probably foids dumb enough to think it’s just about clowns

this is like how my discord acc hasn't gotten disabled yet but all my friends have - i don't say "i want to gas the kikes and slaughter all cops". it isn't fucking difficult guys...

i want to gas the kikes and slaughter all cops

reported

"i want to gas the kikes and slaughter all cops"

extreme centrism

It’s truly over for dramacels

Hey at least they can all ride in the same car to their next sub

Badumtsch

Based and clownpilled

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I really love anuses. They are, in my opinion, the most intimate and aesthetically-pleasing part of the human body. I can no longer enjoy pornographic material unless said material features an anus as the focal point.

This is why I have waterproof deercams installed in all of my many toilets.

Womp womp

Probably getting too big for the admins. r/Clown__World is next up!

It's amazing that sub is even around still, quarantined or no.

Why?

quarantine the donald for hating cops

literally 500 subreddits about hating cops

chapos call for murdering cops at least 20x a day

quarantine the only pro cop sub

What bias

Rightoids deserve to have their subs banned tbh.

Seething Chapo-cel.

Me, a communist? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lmao the chapotards and the rightoids are equally retarded.

Chapos are not all commies. Many are anarchists and other fringe ideologies.

Don't forget anprims. We want to be slaughtered.

anarchists

That's even worse tbh.

I love your comment thank you stranger

Ah, a man of culture. I tip my hat to you, fellow centrist.

I wouldn't go that far you need a special type of Rightoid to equal equal the average chapo's level like maybe a kind of baby talking frogs.

Don't say that they will call it "political violence" or some shit and use to claim you are trying to deny their right to spread their shit around as far and wide as they can.

My scatological fetish is not your punching bag.

It is when it ends up in the drinking water and we all get cholera.

This is real life, not Oregon trail dude. Shit eating is perfectly safe if you just take the right precautionary measures.

democrats advocating illegals to vote in our elections and abortions for biological males

This is your side

"people" who actually love and support America

This is your side. Do some self-reflection.

Yup

Silence.

The Donald wasn't just quarantined for the cop stuff, they also apparently used their CSS to hide the downvote and report options, which seems like a better reason for quarantine

That seems pretty based to me. This sub should do that too

pozzitivity is gud.

Those who don't use old.reddit.com with a plugin redirect in place so reddit can't "oops here's the redesign again" and the hide CSS option checked so they don't see subreddit styles deserve what comes to them.

Thought 'deport' replaced 'report'.

Isnt that a normal counter measure when subs get hit with downvote brigades? I've seen it elsewhere too and the reason given was to make it harder to spam reports for no reason/downvote.

People were saying the exact same thing about T_D when Chapotards got quarantined. You're the nigger with bias, "fren".

zoz

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zozzle

you are not biased, zozbot, you are just based

Send in the clowns 🤡

https://youtu.be/kMQPeovhP7w

Good.

So where is /r/Drama going when we fall under the banhammer?

If you say SRD you're uninvited from my birthday party

Outside

back to kiwi farms and ed

I'll probably just go back to 4chan.

Cartoon frogs? NAZI SCUM

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Cartoon frogs in wigs? NAZI SCUM

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/r/AgeplayPenPals/ ? A-OK!

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Fuck This Clown World.

you're right, we should ban all loli too while we're at it

Ageplaypenpals should replace askreddit.

OK, are there really that many women on that sub, or are they all just men posting pics they stole from Instagram?

Are you new to the internet or something?

So, females (males) then?

cope

le cope

Solid NPC response.

unironically searching thru histories and replying to a week-old post

https://i.imgur.com/wlM9VEZ.jpg

For real though, why did you delete your love poetry to pizza?

lmao nice

CunnyCHADS win again

Do not draw attention to the KlaunWelt, bigot.

Burn in hell, frog fags.

Nothing wrong with trafficking in controlled pepe's.

It's the kekistanis and the frens you gotta beware of.

Bagged /r/clownworld too

Pretty sure that sub was private. /r/Clown__World is the one people use.

Condé Nast saving us from the badthinkers again

Did it ever even begin for clowncels?

Reminds me of the NPC meme, it upset leftists so much that even using it would get you banned from twitter.

Now they are doubling down on the “frogs are white supremacist symbols”, I guess black twitter never got the memo cuz they still love pepe and apu.

COPE harder

Do you live in a mobile home

Ahhaahahhhhhhaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Heh.... hehehehehehehhheeee

Ah!hahahahahahahhha

I'm getting so sick of this shit. The only dens of dumbasses left are lefties. I want to troll rightards too damnit! But they keep getting cancelled and i don't wade in their retardation enough to know what the next dumb sub they're creating is.

Celebrate good times tonight!!!!