If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.
if it is in fact on shaky legal ground it's reasonable to not want to be the case that establishes it as illegal.
It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.
with 20 thats 5 restraining each limb, which i feel is almost overkill, i think with 4 on each foot and hand you can have 1 successfully gouge its eyes out so my estimate is 17, maybe 18 or 19 if you need more restraint on the head. iron mike was a BEAST in his prime on the human scale
The gorilla isn't going to let any Mike's get a hold of him. It will just murder every Tyson that gets within reach. The only thing that will stop the brutal, bloody mikepocalypse will be the gorilla getting exhausted.
If they come in one at a time, sure. Multiple Mike Tysons surrounding the gorilla could do some real damage. It'd take no more than 10, probably closer to 5.
Heavyweights, and Tyson in particular, punch fucking hard. If the gorilla could take out a given Mike instantly, then sure, he could take an arbitrary number of Mikes on. It takes time though, plenty of time in which the remaining Mikes could land some haymakers they could have only dreamed of landing in the ring.
This used to be a fucking meme off the Misc on the BB forums. People would spend hours calculating how many brahs it would take to take down a single silverback.
Compared to other animals, humans can analyse any situation way better than other animals, but they also are the only animals who cannot feel murderous intent or cannot judge how strong they and their opponent is.
It's like the intelligence is a double edged sword or some shit.
Animals who normally work on instincts are all about the same, seemingly retarded but they are all normal, they have sense of fear and don't jump into fights they cannot win.
Humans? We have Einstein and a guy who wants to 1v1 a gorilla with bare hands.
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1 ManBearFridge 2019-07-02
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-02
If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.
It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.
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1 Quietus42 2019-07-02
What a fucking retard. No human, and I mean no human is going to beat a fully grown silverback gorilla. They'll literally tear any person to shreds.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-07-02
I'd pay to see it.
Check out OP's submission history. He's going to be fun to watch.
1 Quietus42 2019-07-02
Ah, a Islamic libertarian. This will be interesting.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-02
All Muslims are libertarians in the Aisha sense.
1 hyledog 2019-07-02
how many mike tysons (in his prime) would it take to fight a gorilla? 12? 15? 20?
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-07-02
Four
1 Quietus42 2019-07-02
I don't think murdering four Tysons would tire out a gorilla. Maybe 20.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-07-02
He'd bite their gorilla dick off.
1 Quietus42 2019-07-02
Look I like Mike too but that silly bitch is gonna get gorilla fucked
1 hyledog 2019-07-02
with 20 thats 5 restraining each limb, which i feel is almost overkill, i think with 4 on each foot and hand you can have 1 successfully gouge its eyes out so my estimate is 17, maybe 18 or 19 if you need more restraint on the head. iron mike was a BEAST in his prime on the human scale
1 Quietus42 2019-07-02
The gorilla isn't going to let any Mike's get a hold of him. It will just murder every Tyson that gets within reach. The only thing that will stop the brutal, bloody mikepocalypse will be the gorilla getting exhausted.
1 hyledog 2019-07-02
aight imma say max 40 iron mikes
1 Quietus42 2019-07-02
That seems reasonable. I think the gorilla would be getting tired by that point and maybe the rest of the Mikes could dog pile him
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-07-02
If they come in one at a time, sure. Multiple Mike Tysons surrounding the gorilla could do some real damage. It'd take no more than 10, probably closer to 5.
1 Quietus42 2019-07-02
You're vastly overestimating Tyson and underestimating silverback gorillas.
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-07-02
Heavyweights, and Tyson in particular, punch fucking hard. If the gorilla could take out a given Mike instantly, then sure, he could take an arbitrary number of Mikes on. It takes time though, plenty of time in which the remaining Mikes could land some haymakers they could have only dreamed of landing in the ring.
1 Quietus42 2019-07-02
A gorilla's skull is much thicker than a human's. It has to be able to take blows from other gorillas that are about 6 times stronger than a human.
Mike Tyson wouldn't even phase a gorilla. A gorilla can literally tear Tyson apart.
The only thing stopping the gorilla is exhaustion.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
This used to be a fucking meme off the Misc on the BB forums. People would spend hours calculating how many brahs it would take to take down a single silverback.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-07-02
Two skinny Africans and a few Spears on the other hand.
1 Karmawasntforsuckers 2019-07-02
3 Humans and a pile of fist sized rocks is enough to dominate every 'apex' predator on the planet.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-07-02
Killer whales could handle that.
1 Quietus42 2019-07-02
I'm sorry but if you read the linked post, your'd know that the human fist is the greatest weapon to ever exist.
Which is why we still fight wars exclusively with fists
1 Zozbot 2019-07-02
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1 Zozbot 2019-07-02
zozzle
1 Quietus42 2019-07-02
🤗🤩😍🤗
1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-07-02
Pull that up Jamie!
1 trappysaruhs_fan 2019-07-02
Humans are fucking weird man.
Compared to other animals, humans can analyse any situation way better than other animals, but they also are the only animals who cannot feel murderous intent or cannot judge how strong they and their opponent is.
It's like the intelligence is a double edged sword or some shit.
Animals who normally work on instincts are all about the same, seemingly retarded but they are all normal, they have sense of fear and don't jump into fights they cannot win.
Humans? We have Einstein and a guy who wants to 1v1 a gorilla with bare hands.
What the fuck.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-07-02
And now I’m gonna tell you all about DMT.
1 SchitPhucker 2019-07-02
holy shit this guy took the /fit/ post seriously hahah someone buy a silverback and throw him in the pit with him hahaha
1 snallygaster 2019-07-02
reminds me of this /int/ classic
1 ManBearFridge 2019-07-02
Is Nigeria the Florida of Africa?
1 snallygaster 2019-07-02
more like the India of Africa
1 Endless_mining_shaft 2019-07-02
based Adebisi
1 Matues49 2019-07-02
Never even begun for homosapiens-cels tbh. Suck to be the nerd ape :/
1 trappysaruhs_fan 2019-07-02
Woah there buddy.
It's politically incorrect to call these people homo sapiens.
1 SwiftOnEstradiol 2019-07-02
This may actually be trivially true.
1 trappysaruhs_fan 2019-07-02
Yup, nothing beats a pile of rocks and the hand I wank with.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2019-07-02
That fucker should be the first to try.
1 closedshop 2019-07-02
Where’d you find this shit from two years ago?
1 searingsky 2019-07-02
Joe Rogan wants to know your location