Shenmue III team offers backers a choice: Refund, switch to the console version or wait a year for the Steam version. PC master hoes still mad. "Thank you, fuck you, goodbye."

32  2019-07-02 by Nom_Chompy

42 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2019-07-02

It is not time to lay down nor look down.

It is time to rise.

Battlefield, they put women in it.

Resident Evil, they destroyed it.

Mass Effect, they ruined it.

When is enough, ENOUGH?

Big media has entered the fold. They are here.

They are using advanced strategies to censor us.

This is not one battle.

This is a war.

On all of us.

We all have to work together. Share strategies. Come up with new ones.

Forget which game is better.

We are fighting for our right to boob animation.

If we do not work together, we will all get rekt.

We have to all have an open discussion about this.

It starts right here. Right now.

They want to fck with us. SO BE IT.

We have the power of bots like them.

BUT WE HAVE MORE DRIVE.

I am TIRED of it.

Tired of the GAMES and MANIPULATION.

They want WAR.

Then let us GIVE THEM WAR.

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1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-02

Just FYI I manually picked this one. We usually don't but I didn't want to leave it to chance this time.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-07-02

I was wondering 😹😹😹

1  Luigichu1238 2019-07-02

how do you manually pick it?

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-02

I ask jc to do it. I don’t know how bots work.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-02

We

You mean JustCool393 because nobody else really does anything on the mod team.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-02

Hey! I do things.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-02

What things?

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-02

I upvote posts I like.

1  JustLions 2019-07-02

Thank you for your service o7

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-02

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1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-02

I thought you deleted yourself?

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-02

u might be retarded 😎

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-02

Or was that just your manhood you deleted?

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1  VanillaReign 2019-07-02

I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty fucking gay. And not in a good way.

1  SnapshillBot 2019-07-02

I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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1  Trandere 2019-07-02

Does refund mean all money back or only how much the game costs?

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-02

In the case rewards within your reward tier, such as in-game content, have already been created and implemented, a full refund may not be possible.

Sounds like just the $60 for the game.

1  Trandere 2019-07-02

Lmao, imagine spending like 500$ on a kickstarter and then being offered 60$ refund. They only got theirselves to blame though.

1  Enrico_Motassa 2019-07-02

Lmao, imagine spending like 500$ on a kickstarter

If you spend $500 on a kickstarter you deserve to be euthanized.

1  Trandere 2019-07-02

Not arguing that

1  TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-07-02

"Thank you, fuck you, goodbye."

Cornette?

1  ArlenBilldozer 2019-07-02

Fucking PC never drew as much as the Midnight Express... motherfucker...

1  TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-07-02

Vince Russo: breathes

Cornette: Listen here motherfucker I will kill you. Sonovabitch

1  ArlenBilldozer 2019-07-02

Cornette would be a god-tier Drama mod

1  TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-07-02

No doubt. He'd be like PizzaShill except he's funny and would be completely serious.

1  Zozbot 2019-07-02

zoz

1  Zozbot 2019-07-02

zle

1  Zozbot 2019-07-02

zozzle

1  d-amazo 2019-07-02

the Shenmue games both suck and this one is going to be even more horrid, anyone who spent money on this kickstarter is retarded.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-02

I should ban you for such heresy.

1  d-amazo 2019-07-02

the people who think these games are good utterly baffle me.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-02

Honestly it's probably at least 80% nostalgia and 20% unresolved cucking from when Sega died.

Then six months later what happens? You guessed it: 9/11

1  d-amazo 2019-07-02

20% unresolved cucking from when Sega died.

respect. i was always a sega fan before sony or nintendo.

nigga i had Sega Channel i was that confident in Sega.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-02

Me too.

1  d-amazo 2019-07-02

they should stop being cowards and make a new console.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-02

Yeah they should!

1  fakeandgay-bot 2019-07-02

They should never apologize for that kind of situation. Just ignore those complains and enjoy your scam.

1  OniTan 2019-07-02

The PC Physical version will be delivered on disk. However, the disk will contain the Epic Games Store installer and not the actual game data.

LMAO! Here. Have some spam.

1  gurthanix 2019-07-02

Kotaku is also assblasted about this, proving that the developers are radical centrists.

1  Mrtheliger 2019-07-02

Lol PC gaymers are pathetic

1  twelvefortyseven 2019-07-02

They targeted gaymers!