This man gets paid $85 per month to absolutely devastate our daddy and you get paid $0 to shitpost on /r/Drama

89  2019-07-02 by CthuIhuhoop

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I couldnโ€™t stand SRD. The cringe there was suffocating. One idiot was whining about /r/drama being a doxxing paradise, others were circlejerking about how the sub leans slightly right but is really moderate. And as you note OP, they all fuckin whine about Daddy, altright, and idiots who canโ€™t get laid.

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whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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This smells like untreated depression

Lmao maga boomers seething in comments

The one guy saying he wants to shoot him in the face is so angry lol

You are incorrect, I get paid 10 cents a post by the governments of Azerbaijan and Laos to function as an astroturfer for their tourism industries.

Little do they know that I don't actually promote their countries! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ I've skimmed a whole $27.40 off of them so far, and the gravy train shows no signs of stopping!

Get yo chedda boo

Laos, come for the sex tourism, stay for the sex tourism!

Hey, you're not supposed to do the job I'm not doing for me! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

What are you trying to do, make me look bad to my Laotian handler?

The fermented spicy crab salad will literally fuck your mouth!

What can I do in Azerbaijan?

I get paid to do it.

Up to $94, sucker. Do it for free.

Jeff's 90yo mother is so happy he finally has a job

Dbas Hey fuck face I hope the only thing you receive by donation is a bullet to your faggot face. If someone doesn't end you soon I'll do the job myself you cornholing faggot fuck

Lmao

Thank you MAGAtard, very cool!

Based and leadpilled

Hope you are hungry a lot

A bit more subtle than the other insult but also good.

Oh boy that sweet sweet seethe

Implying I donโ€™t get my 0.05cents per post from Correct the Record and Share Blue every month

What if I get paid while shitposting.

Left wing Alex Jones

We do it for free.

And it's all free because you never have to report donations as income to the IRS!

Mommy pays me in tendies if my posts get enough karma.

A quick Google search confirms Mr. Tiedriech has a day job as owner of a graphic design company that has worked for IBM, American Lung Association, and Carnegie.

So not only is he getting paid to agendapost, he doesn't even need it and is pennies compared to his real job.

Seeth away.

Why are you even looking that up are you trying to fuck him?

๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿผ

I dunno i get pretty hot for old bussy that shits all over Mr orange tangerine.

It is literally that easy to skim money from braindead lefties' parents' credit cards. Match me!

(no refunds)

Can I get paid to not post about politics on Twitter? I mean I already don't post things, but can I get paid to do that?

Imagine not getting shekels from the JIDF, rubles from the Internet Research Agency, and yuan from the 50 Cent Party for posting on /r/Drama

The tweet he felt worthy to put on his banner has 3.3 likes

Christ almighty was a loser lmao

This guys comments make Eugene gu look like an actual brain surgeon and not just a disgraced brain surgeon