I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
Crazy how everyone has their favorite pastimes. I mean shit look at the big deal we make about one morbidly obese foid getting the van of peace treatment
How are you not banned you have a nazi name. This isn’t even the crypto in fascist that we are being accused of it’s full blown mask off day of the long knives hang black rapists account name. Come on mods do better. This space is not safe by any means necessary
If they mimic a school shooting, I think the American players should elaborately pantomime a Pakistani rape gang brutally forcing a 14 year old girl to have sex with them
Buncha sensitive ass, smallpeens in this thread. Fuck off with the gun jokes we made a jab at your affinity for tea. Insecure about your choice of beverage, cunts?
One of the multiple mad burgers
I'd rather my country be known for drinking tea than rampant gun crime. But hey, I guess this makes me as ignorant as this clown.
Anglos are hardly human at this point, they will branch off into their own species within the next century. Recent immigration might slow this down, but the eternal Anglo is just that - eternal.
As a burger that lived in Germany I couldn't give a fuck about the fact you guys are masters at making beer. The things that made me unironically seethe the most is the fact your car makers over engineer redundant shit and everything is at a standstill on sundays in Bavaria.
It's just that this is a foid football tournament so normal people aren't watching it, it's all humourless faggots pretending to enjoy it because of the women.
Women's sports in general are irrelevant. What's important is the US has once again show the bongistans that we're better at them, even at shit we couldn't possibly care less about, like women's soccer. Which somehow makes if even gloatier.
Daily reminder. This just highlights how the British are the worst people in the entire world. Literally coping all day, everyday. They only know how to seeeeeeeeth
The English seethe starts as a small quiver in the gut, but grows and spreads outwards.by the second day, the seether's neck and shoulders are aching from the tension-induced bad posture.
On day 3, the handle has snapped on you favourite teacup due to slamming it into the saucer a bit too hard.
Day 4 your teeth are hurting from grinding them together. You lash out and tell your dog to piss off, and all the emotion that's been building culminates in a tut.
Shocked at your outburst, you go to Twitter and tell some yanks that they're a burger nation with an orange president.
Imagine making a brutally oppressive and violent company exploit the second biggest country, all so you can grow opium and get the first biggest country addicted, all because your already asked spent all your damn silver on tea and are jonesing for more. Oh and then you just stay killing people.
And then bitching about people making fun of you for liking tea too much.
Male British football fan response to losing: trash the entire city, assault the other team's fans, end up so notorious the government literally revokes passports during major events.
Female British football fan response to losing: "How Rude!"
Tbh, I'm starting to think that the US women's soccer team are actually all trans. Not because of the fact they absolutely destroyed everyone else on the field, but just because they're actually pretty funny when they make the rest of the world seeth, and I've never met a biological woman who was funny.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-02
I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
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1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-02
I was going to comment wondering how long until they: “uhhh SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!?!”.
It was already in top comments. Absolute seethe.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
Losing to us in a sport we don’t care about, so they insult us over something we are proud of. The absolute state of the new caliphate 😂😂😂
1 campy 2019-07-02
NO. 1 SCHOOL SHOOTING WORLD CHAMPS
bongcels literally CANNOT compete. Sad!
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
Crazy how everyone has their favorite pastimes. I mean shit look at the big deal we make about one morbidly obese foid getting the van of peace treatment
1 sub2tine 2019-07-02
vans of peace usually connect with their victims
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
We don’t talk about those. I seem to remember one went for a 10 block joyride down the sidewalk in Manhattan and no one seems to remember that.
But one thiccccc foid goes down and Oosh.
1 sub2tine 2019-07-02
calling lardass that is blasphemy against thiccness
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
Lol at the downvoters. There has been some fucking seeething lately on both ends. Been a solid few days since TD and antifa spergouts for drama.
1 collectijism 2019-07-02
How are you not banned you have a nazi name. This isn’t even the crypto in fascist that we are being accused of it’s full blown mask off day of the long knives hang black rapists account name. Come on mods do better. This space is not safe by any means necessary
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
Hold are, are you against punishing rapists? Found the male feminist.
1 collectijism 2019-07-02
Rapists aren’t black ever same with serial killers and school shooters
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
😴😴😌
1 collectijism 2019-07-02
I just wanted some downvotes too ughh
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
Nah buddy I am guilty of drunkenly downvoting pizza, watermark, and the surge of morons we got from frenworld(I know shame on me) that’s about it lol
2 collectijism 2019-07-02
It’s a god damn den of trolls in here
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
Fuck check out the antifa thread I have about a half dozen leftoids seething.
1 collectijism 2019-07-02
Which one the fake history porn one is on fire right now
1 aqouta 2019-07-02
This is true, their students lack passion.
1 trussy_cringe 2019-07-02
Low energy, SAD!
1 XylophoneCake 2019-07-02
Powerful energy from this comment
1 liquidtension 2019-07-02
No one cares about women's soccer
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
Apparently the bongs do
1 SmArburgeddon 2019-07-02
Bong here, literally didn't even realize it was happening until today.
1 Ragingbull93 2019-07-02
She should have pretended to throw acid on her team mates.
1 lolcows63 2019-07-02
Maybe a classic knifing
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-02
Would of been a top 10 dunk of all time
1 GirlFartCompilation 2019-07-02
If they mimic a school shooting, I think the American players should elaborately pantomime a Pakistani rape gang brutally forcing a 14 year old girl to have sex with them
1 Hokaido251 2019-07-02
dont give me a boner
1 Coonass_alt 2019-07-02
I’m sure that insult violated some bongistani law lmao.
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-07-02
Oi M8 u gotta loicense for that celebration?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-07-02
Oi M8 u gotta permit for that loicense?
1 EasySchmitty 2019-07-02
t. I AM NOT MAD I'M NOT MADI'MNOTMAD
C O P E
lmaoing @ this dood's account
Imagine boiling as much as you boil your meat lmao
Britoid""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""
One of the multiple mad burgers
hahahahhahhahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-07-02
lol, people are mad including a random MRA who is seething at an uppity foid. Woman's soccer might be good for something after all.
1 lolcows63 2019-07-02
I knew those dykes would eventually show their worth.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-07-02
The lesbian with the purple hair, tho 😍😍😍
1 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2019-07-02
Ok but unironically if you don't find that picture funny your neurons are clogged up with too much american """""cheese"""""
1 EasySchmitty 2019-07-02
is your humor as good as your culinary exports though?
1 VeryMuchDownbeat 2019-07-02
English cooking should be a war crime.
1 LedinToke 2019-07-02
god bless this lady, her videos are always hysterical in the worst way
1 JustLions 2019-07-02
I had honestly thought toast sandwiches was something made up, to mock the English.
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-07-02
Anglos are hardly human at this point, they will branch off into their own species within the next century. Recent immigration might slow this down, but the eternal Anglo is just that - eternal.
1 Arbys_Official 2019-07-02
It's unfair judging the comedy of 50 years ago by modern standards. There are plenty of modern examples of how unfunny Brits are.
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-02
As a German, I really enjoy this anglo infighting. We Germans had to pretend for way too long that both you guys are funny.
Brit: Hey, Germany. You guys drink beer!!
German: Yeah, sometimes.
Burger: Beer! Haha! Get it, because you guys drink a lot of beer! The brit just made a joke.
German: Yes. I drink beer indeed. What is the joke? I do not get it.
Brit: It is true, Germans have no humor.
Burger turn to Brit: And you, you drink tea!
Brit: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!! LIKE FOR REAL!!!! TEA?!?
Burger: Hahahaha. Tea! Tea! Tea!
Brit: Your humor is shit!
Burger: Your humor is shit! Like, you can't handle a joke.
Brit: School. Shootings.
Burger: HOW DARE YOU!
I love this shit.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-02
Whoa! Calm down there buddy. Don’t want you starting another war you can’t win.
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-02
Hilarious! Good job! Nice. Your sense of humor is so amazing. You know a thing and you just said it. This is great.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-02
Your best comedians starred on The IT Crowd. Our best comedians are too many to name because we can’t count that high.
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-02
The absolute state of American education system.
1 LightUmbra 2019-07-02
I bet you can't even count to infinity.
1 Manchu_Fist 2019-07-02
As a burger that lived in Germany I couldn't give a fuck about the fact you guys are masters at making beer. The things that made me unironically seethe the most is the fact your car makers over engineer redundant shit and everything is at a standstill on sundays in Bavaria.
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-02
Have sex.
Have sex.
1 Manchu_Fist 2019-07-02
Frankonian bussy 🤮🤮🤮
1 trussy_cringe 2019-07-02
Rainer <3
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-02
The closest gussy you can get to trussy tbh 😍😍😍
1 trussy_cringe 2019-07-02
Not just in Bavaria
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-07-02
Soccer and banter. Things the bongs invented but suck at.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-07-02
The bantz cup is staying away
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-07-02
Football usually has great banter
https://youtu.be/WAU4hCBilbI
It's just that this is a foid football tournament so normal people aren't watching it, it's all humourless faggots pretending to enjoy it because of the women.
1 Hokaido251 2019-07-02
M8 everyone loves dishing out banter, almost nobody likes taking it though.
1 Grundleberries 2019-07-02
Literally who?
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-07-02
England can suck deez nutz
1 _-Drama_Llama-_ 2019-07-02
Giving me flashbacks to a certain tea party in Boston awhile back. :(
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-07-02
Women's sports still aren't real sports btw
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-02
That's why they play soccer.
1 AlexVx99 2019-07-02
Die you fucking america
1 bbw_gw_ 2019-07-02
He was shot 30mins after writing that
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-07-02
Soccer is effeminate no matter who plays it
1 AlexVx99 2019-07-02
Die cunt
1 molested_by_clowns 2019-07-02
Why is everyone mad? ItS women football it's not like anyone cares
1 EasySchmitty 2019-07-02
because amerifats don't think about divegrass except the obnoxious euroboos
hmmmm
1 Vegan_doggodiddler 2019-07-02
Women's sports in general are irrelevant. What's important is the US has once again show the bongistans that we're better at them, even at shit we couldn't possibly care less about, like women's soccer. Which somehow makes if even gloatier.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-02
Based and patriotpilled
1 Plexipus 2019-07-02
Everyone is mad all the time now and we just carry the madness with us from one outrage to the next
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-07-02
hahahaha
get fucked
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-02
Daily reminder. This just highlights how the British are the worst people in the entire world. Literally coping all day, everyday. They only know how to seeeeeeeeth
1 HellBurial 2019-07-02
The English seethe starts as a small quiver in the gut, but grows and spreads outwards.by the second day, the seether's neck and shoulders are aching from the tension-induced bad posture.
On day 3, the handle has snapped on you favourite teacup due to slamming it into the saucer a bit too hard.
Day 4 your teeth are hurting from grinding them together. You lash out and tell your dog to piss off, and all the emotion that's been building culminates in a tut.
Shocked at your outburst, you go to Twitter and tell some yanks that they're a burger nation with an orange president.
1 JustLions 2019-07-02
Imagine making a brutally oppressive and violent company exploit the second biggest country, all so you can grow opium and get the first biggest country addicted, all because your already asked spent all your damn silver on tea and are jonesing for more. Oh and then you just stay killing people.
And then bitching about people making fun of you for liking tea too much.
1 Mrtheliger 2019-07-02
I'll always be on the Burger's side when it's against the disgusting Crumpets
1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-02
Male British football fan response to losing: trash the entire city, assault the other team's fans, end up so notorious the government literally revokes passports during major events.
Female British football fan response to losing: "How Rude!"
1 EasySchmitty 2019-07-02
Moids are the sex of peace
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-07-02
And both seethe on Twitter. FemBongs can’t even lose right 😂
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-07-02
Seething Ameritard
1 cuckadoodlewho 2019-07-02
Women’s soccer is like the soccer of real sports
1 zergling_Lester 2019-07-02
I think that the correct way to phrase this is: women's soccer is the soccer of soccer.
1 muffler_kek 2019-07-02
Hoes mad
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-07-02
Why I am not offended and do not care at all: A Novella
1 kermit_was_wrong 2019-07-02
Our ladies have been so cunty in victory, they even got the French to root for the Brits lmao. Impressive.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-07-02
The basic state of American foids shouldn't be impressive
1 AlohaWarrior34 2019-07-02
And we still won.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2019-07-02
Well yeah. What other country in the world actually takes women’s soccer seriously?
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-02
My 85yo grandpa likes it because they play so slow that he can still follow.
1 Platycel 2019-07-02
Not because of booties?
1 Faraday_Rage 2019-07-02
It’s slow so he can see those even easier 😏
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-07-02
No one in the US would give a shit either if we didn't have a team that played a like a highschool boys' team.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-07-02
Tbh, I'm starting to think that the US women's soccer team are actually all trans. Not because of the fact they absolutely destroyed everyone else on the field, but just because they're actually pretty funny when they make the rest of the world seeth, and I've never met a biological woman who was funny.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-02
This is gonna be the first and last time I've ever said this but "based American mayo foid"
1 Higev 2019-07-02
Can’t even win in their own game
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-07-02
Based Hank Hill shitting on povertyball
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-07-02
Oi you got a loiscense for that cope?
1 jolene_w_ 2019-07-02
Jesus Christ why are they being so petty and angry about this? tv license price go up?
1 Big_Guy_4U_BANE 2019-07-02
I’m sleep
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-07-02
Wtf happened to her face?
1 G_likes_ravioli 2019-07-02
jesus christ what kind of childhood trauma did the american players have ?
1 MightiestEwok 2019-07-02
🤢 foid sports 🤢
1 CumBussy 2019-07-02
Maybe foids aren't so bad afterall?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-02
“Fook off ya shite! Go kill children init!!”
1 JLDupreeIII 2019-07-02
the constant self flagellation is one of the lamest things about current year