In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
Deodorant-denier gets BTFO'd by a small child at a Smash Bros. event.
Valiant community of gamers proceeds to shit talk the small foid into oblivion until she decides she doesn't want to compete under that handle anymore because of the association with this event and the notoriety it came along with.
In conclusion, gamers rose up and told a 15 year old to kill herself so much she no longer wants to play a video game.
It appears that some people thought she had initially gotten too much positive attention, and they tried balancing it out by telling a teenager to kill herself
i don't get why gamers/neckbeards haven't developed the self-awareness to take care of basic hygiene yet, they are the butt of so many jokes you'd think they would've gotten the message by now
What is it about nintendo game communities that make them the most pathetic and also toxic cesspools that they are? They seem to just breed constant idiocy.
ITT: rdrama autistically screeching that this post is about a trans girl instead of the hilarious drama of people butt blasted that she beat some neckbeard.
Just further proof that the immigration policies put into place to keep out CAnimals and MDEgenerates didn’t work.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-03
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 trappysaruhs_fan 2019-07-03
>omg too much attention, I'm done
>Unironically posting this at the same time
Foids man.
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-03
Dude. Foids lmao.
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-03
Dude. Foids lmao.
1 isitrlythough 2019-07-03
yeah but it's trussy.
what is it about the penis that turns people into vile, disgusting gamers
1 dramasexual 2019-07-03
lmao of course it's a man
1 sub2tine 2019-07-03
so that's why it constantly covers up its chin and is good at video games
1 isitrlythough 2019-07-03
they haven't figured out [to subtitle instead of dub] yet tho
1 sub2tine 2019-07-03
that video's lisping queerdom fills me with the urge to put the u in hrt
1 estridatus 2019-07-03
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
1 fakeandgay-bot 2019-07-03
That voice sounds like a 60 year old smoking 3 packs a day.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-07-03
And what a chin
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-07-03
Autism
1 UnkillRebooted 2019-07-03
WTF?
1 isitrlythough 2019-07-03
yeah it's pretty fucked up
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-03
Wrong try again
1 apescaper 2019-07-03
I cant tell if that "demise" person is trying to groom her or not
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-03
Honestly, can foids take criticism?
1 WarSanchez 2019-07-03
How dare you...
1 dramasexual 2019-07-03
This isn't a foid
1 Psyman2 2019-07-03
Yea okay, what happened?
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-03
Gaymers being gaymers
1 VGToasty 2019-07-03
Deodorant-denier gets BTFO'd by a small child at a Smash Bros. event.
Valiant community of gamers proceeds to shit talk the small foid into oblivion until she decides she doesn't want to compete under that handle anymore because of the association with this event and the notoriety it came along with.
In conclusion, gamers rose up and told a 15 year old to kill herself so much she no longer wants to play a video game.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-03
"foid" lol yeah right, nope
1 uberloser2 2019-07-03
I still don't get it. They shit talk her because she won? That's it?
1 VGToasty 2019-07-03
Basically. If you're not a 30-something basement dweller the smash community doesn't take kindly to you doing well.
1 Bumminism 2019-07-03
Are they aware that it's literally a kid/family game? Gamers make everything worse.
1 VGToasty 2019-07-03
Nintendroids ruin everything.
Theres was Splatoon porn within an hour of the first game getting announced.
"It's not CP, they're squids."
1 sub2tine 2019-07-03
her
1 -Mopsus- 2019-07-03
It appears that some people thought she had initially gotten too much positive attention, and they tried balancing it out by telling a teenager to kill herself
1 Clerod 2019-07-03
So who actually was harassing them? I've not seen any examples just a bunch of people outraged over seemingly nothing
1 isitrlythough 2019-07-03
young trussy beats smelly gamer in epic nerdlympics showdown
people talk about young trussy
young trussy, being a paragon of mental stability, handles it easily. except not at all
1 isitrlythough 2019-07-03
🤔
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-07-03
girl(male)
1 MG87 2019-07-03
"Y'ALL DON'T BATHE"
1 Coonass_alt 2019-07-03
i don't get why gamers/neckbeards haven't developed the self-awareness to take care of basic hygiene yet, they are the butt of so many jokes you'd think they would've gotten the message by now
1 ryandanegayin 2019-07-03
Gamers also keep being gamers despite everything, so why do you expect them to change even the slightest bit about themselves?
1 loli_esports 2019-07-03
"Girl"
1 dramasexual 2019-07-03
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
1 forseti911 2019-07-03
The anime profile pic + video game streaming is such a big giveaway
1 VanillaReign 2019-07-03
Just like speedrunning. 95% are autistic, trannies, or autistic trannies.
1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-03
I am against bullying someone just because she is a girl. I am 100% in favor of bullying someone if they are using snapchat animal filters.
1 Elite_AI 2019-07-03
True, but to maintain radical centrism we should also bully anyone who doesn't use snapchat at all. Only weirdoes don't use it, after all.
1 KanyeetWeebs 2019-07-03
If anyone deserves to bullied, it's their parents. There should br more shame in raising something that attends a gaming convention.
1 goldfish_memories 2019-07-03
Gamercide when
1 Kellere31 2019-07-03
Girl
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-03
(((Girl)))
1 broden 2019-07-03
>girl
1 ItsSugar 2019-07-03
I am against bullying someone just for supporting Trump. I am 100% in favor of bullying someone if they are retarded.
Let's discuss the contradiction 🤔🤔🤔
1 cuckadoodlewho 2019-07-03
So is it a story because the kid is more retarded than regular smash players?
1 Epicbasedcentrist 2019-07-03
What is it about nintendo game communities that make them the most pathetic and also toxic cesspools that they are? They seem to just breed constant idiocy.
1 -Mopsus- 2019-07-03
it's the autism
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-07-03
Thank god someone was there to knock her down a peg or two.
1 sub2tine 2019-07-03
troid
1 GlamSlappin 2019-07-03
Maybe if they took even one bath, their fingers wouldn’t be stuck in place from all of that Doritos dust.
1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-03
SRDines are on the case
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-07-03
There's essentially no difference between SRD and gamerghazi
1 Trandere 2019-07-03
I think I already saw """"""her""""" on the trans cutie chapo thread
1 Higev 2019-07-03
ITT: rdrama autistically screeching that this post is about a trans girl instead of the hilarious drama of people butt blasted that she beat some neckbeard.
Just further proof that the immigration policies put into place to keep out CAnimals and MDEgenerates didn’t work.
1 sub2tine 2019-07-03
COPEGAPE1 Higev 2019-07-03
Where is your visa?
1 centrist_btw 2019-07-03
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-07-03
>gamer girl drama
>adam's-apple-american
every time
1 sackblabbathrowaway 2019-07-03
Gotta love fgc-cels sperging out over their shitty party game
1 sackblabbathrowaway 2019-07-03
Lmao ok