It's over for life-is-better-under-the sea-cels. Mayos SEETHE as an ugly basketball American is cast as Ariel in the Little Mermaid remake.

15  2019-07-04 by CJ_from_Grove_St

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How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.

Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.

If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.

Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.

Begone, rat.

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She has a fish face so it makes sense. I wonder if she can check both her blindspots at once while driving.

What are the chances she doesn't know how to swim?

As someone who was in the US Navy it is disturbing how consistently accurate that stereotype is.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold!

EDIT2:Check out my vastly suprerior post on the same topic:

So youre teaching your daughter not to relate to people of other races? Ever think you might just be a little racist?

lmao

Imagine teaching your white kid to relate to black people, or God forgive me, Asians?

Or, may Allah forgive me for saying this, Albanians?

But everyone knows that Albanians are just a myth.

The number of remakes Diz is pumping out reaks of desperation.

I don't get it, I really liked Moana and I haven't watched Frozen but I can only assume that was a success.

Yeah but making new animated ones require some amount of imagination and are slightly riskier.

Shit's gay. Aladdin and Lion King were perfect. I might see Lion King with my neices because I could see a remake being good.

I don't care if the reviews for Aladdin say it was almost as good as the original. There's nothing a remake could provide.

Just buy the product, consumer.

Buy these nuts

Leave it to burgers to find a way to drag daddy into this somehow

by the time this hits digital download will machine learning will be good enough to replace characters? landwhales on mobility scooters are underrepresented in disney films.

Crackheads are also very underrepresented in Disney films and films in general.

What are you talking about? Wall-E was exclusively about non-perambulatory Americans.

forgot about the fat people of wall-e

I can't wait for the live action adaption of Brave starring Willow Smith.

This but unironically. The shrieking would be so good.