Boomer forgets his safe search off and discovers that the Internet has boobies in it

98  2019-07-05 by le_epic_xd_part_2

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I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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When you let in one boomer, you have the linked post.

When you let in many boomers, you have T_D.

It is time to rise up against boomers.

Last time i tried that, i kept getting rocketed at Nellis. Fucking boomers man.

I watch it (porn) to study the decline of modern man

hahahaha

How can one man be so based

Imagine being this cucked. It never even began.

Whenever I watch porn I always remember to note down the surname of the director.

I offset my degenerate urges by helping chronicle coincidences.

I have transitioned to Hentai because I browse pol too much and honestly I feel a lot healthier and better molded because I don’t even look at foids with a smidgen of desire. (Inb4 man sent his own way)

"Men sent their own way" is genuinely one of the funniest things to ever come out of Reddit

lmao me too brother

I look at porn all the time and I do not get that with safe results off.

that’s because it has nothing to do with that. he’s using duck duck go which is designed to have less bias in search results than other popular search engines. “sharing” is a term used in tons of porn genres. it wont work like that for any mundane word typed into google just because you watch a lot of porn lol.

I’m not into porn

Says the boomer as he finishes watching a 40 man cream pie gangbang

Are you advertising something?

Yeah see my other post. You interested

I'm not Hispanic

Are you black, Asian or pajeet? Whites are perfect. I just don’t want dark skin Hispanics

This sounds like a trap. And I'm not into those.

How ya gonna celebrate how automod doesnt bully you anymore bub? 🤗🤗🤗

You mean the "don't comment on linked threads" message? Welp, I don't know rite nao. I'm too ecstatic at the moment

Oh fuck i confused you with headaslpodes

Sorru fam

lol @ Redditors finding someone not being into porn being utterly inconceivable.

At least 2 out of 10 men have not watched porn in the last week. Yeah I'd say porn is nowhere near as important to most people's lives as Redditors think.

98% of men use porn you fent addled white nigger.

80% is also massive and pretending it’s not is a cope. That higher than the percentage of Americans who like sports.

At least 2 out of 10 men

it's 1 in 5 mathcel.

Boobies are a great part of the internet. Red from Dick Figures has made that very clear.

I only watch it with my woman, it's her idea.. I watch it because I'm studying the decline of the modem man.. I watch it because my friend directed it.. good one.,no seriously. Porn is boring. Real thing is better, just can't mute . Ok enough

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That’s peak boomer. I love how it just trails off into nonsense., . Just can’t mute . Ok enough