UPVOTE TO GIVE CHAPOS NIGHTMARES

650  2019-07-05 by 2Manadeal2btw

282 comments

hi i just got remodded and this is my first act

Brave

Hey you got your rights back! Thank you for your janitorial services.

😁😁😁

Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.

Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

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literally me, calling someone a chud and bring the white saviour of venezuela on reddit 😎

If you don't advocate intervention in Venezuela literally you're the opposite of a white savior

Should've highlighted the military service part for the extra rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chapos are #seething

Where?

Everywhere.

Southern quadrant, but they were on the move.

WHERE IS THE PRONOUN SECTION??????????????????

bruh im a chapo! or am i ?

Imagine filling out an application and not getting hired by word of mouth and a corpus of previous exemplary work 😅😅😅

If I switch my LinkedIn to looking I'll get like a dozen messages by the end of the day

oWo

Notices change of employment wishes

Imagine having to work and not being wealthy from your parents owning thousands of apartments/houses that they rent to wagecels/poors on government assistance. 😅😅😅😅

Imagine filling out an application instead of sending in a resume and cover letter because you're an actual adult with a career and shit.

I've never used a cover letter.

Like I've been told all about their importance in uni, but no one I know has ever actually read one while going through applications.

Oh yeah cover letters are bullshit, but from what I hear it makes you look like you dgaf if you don't have one.

Large companies just scan cover letters for key words to filter applicants.

It’s a shit test. If you’re not willing to spend the hour it takes to craft a cover letter it’s indicative of a low effort individual.

Don’t get me wrong, I hate doing them as much as the next guy, but if you think of them as a shit test it’s easy to motivate yourself to overcome the annoyance.

Disagree. By shrugging convention you are an utter alpha that don't need the job. They want you more.

Save some pussy for the rest of us /s

Imagine knowing it sucks but still putting in the effort because you know you have to grind at the boring shit to get to that point lmao.

been filing these out all week and still no calls :( i was told this A+ cert was worth something god dammit

It takes awhile to find something, dw if it's not right away!

A+ is tech support level, sec+ is where it at (or net+)

lol security+.

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honestly go for your associate of ISC. That security+ is a load of shit unless you wanna do DoD stuff.

who wouldn't want to do DOD stuff?

I'd personally prefer to work towards CISSP and eventually be a director of information security for some company vs DoD.

DoD can actually be very boring.

Yeah but you get to work 40 hours a week and make literally just as much as the private sector.

Possibly. The only thing that is disappointing about it is lack of adaption of new technologies.

Disappointing but not challenging for easy money

Or

Fulfilling but challenging for hard earned money

Hmmmmm

Just depends on the kind of person you are.

I like new technologies. I don't mind learning them, etc.

I actually have a sec+ but it's going to expire in a few months

well aware of that but my dad lost his job so i had to drop out of college to get a job right now and the waiting is killing me

I hope things improve for you!

Thanks! <3

It can take them a week or two to get back to you.

It can take a month or two to get back sometimes actually. Or they can can call tomorrow. It's pretty random.

One time I actually got a reply like two years after I had first applied.

There's a chance you're just putting your applications into pools for if they get a hiring need down the road. Also, companies are legally required to post dummy openings if they want to hire cheaper sponsored foreign employees.

The game is the game. Don't listen to the Chapo siren song of being able to transition and enter the sex industry. Sure you'll be able to "travel" and "be your own boss", but always remember: 40%.

They're also required to post dummy opening for positions they plan to hire from internally.

The only actually way to get your foot in the door is to be a contractor/consultant.

A lot of job openings are put up just hoping that the perfect candidate will walk in who is already perfectly qualified.

This is why talk of the "skills gap" is garbage. The existence of a large number of jobs that people don't have the skills to fill is not evidence of a massive shortage of skills. When companies are doing well, they take a chance and start digging into the pool of less qualified candidates and training them for the job. When they're doing poorly, they will keep the job opening up in the hopes of snatching a great pick who just left their competitors or something. They'd miss out on those if they just took the ad down. But they're not willing to spend the money and time to invest in training lesser qualified candidates who apply.

Also job private job training is almost entirely useless here. What they are looking for is job experience, you can take all the three month summer courses at the local community College you want and they're still going to throw your app in the trash with all the rest when they're not doing well. That teaches you almost nothing actually necessary to do the job in question usually. Only working does.

Dont do adderall kids

You know how I know your not a gamer?

Wow! Is this the first non retarded thing you've commented here?

If it isn't retarded then probably yes

Do you have a college degree?

Bruh call me back when it's been a year, a week is nothing. I had three years work experience as a programmer and it still took me three months to get a job last time. Straight out of college was over a year and I submitted hundreds of applications.

bruh 🍑👅😝🤤🤣

I'm on a lot of addie right now, verbal tic

A+ cert was worth something

Lol.

But for real most certs are absolute garbage, a totally predatory industry practice.

If you’re not going to the physical places, dress up, go there, and keep going there. Drop off an application and then follow up until they straight up tell you to fuck off. The goal is to politely badger them into bringing you on.

REVOLUTION!

I've never heard of this sub but looks to be just a circle jerk against CHT. Isn't it more pathetic to spend your time making fun of CHT than it is to have any sort of political message/drive of your own? You folk seem to revel in your lack of substance. Kudos to you I suppose. Now proceed with the downvotes because this opinion is contradictory towards your mission goal.

Woah watch out we got a Che Guapo over here

I rate this a 2/10 response. Also guapo means handsome so thanks I guess? Guess those two years of Spanish didn't pay off in the end after all. It's OK buddy if you wanna have another go have at it. Make sure you run it through google translate this time though.

Words words

Oh sweaty

Guys just throwing inside jokes at me is kind of weird. I don't get the sweaty thing. Do you all routinely suffer from some sort of condition? Consider me confused to say the least. I really thought the insult game of a subreddit based around Drama would be more than just a collection of schoolgirls giggling about sweat.

idgaf if you get it or not, everyone else that matters does, the oh sweaty isn't for you

So do you always need group validation to feel secure or is this just a one off for you?

pretty ironic comment coming from a chapo

Do not downvote the lolcow yall.

Downvoted because you're boring.

Sorry I couldn't satisfy your incrementally small attention span shrug. Turn on Cartoon Network or something I guess.

Don’t talk shit about Cartoon Network you faggot

shrug shrug shrug

Don't downvote our lolcows, dirty fugee!

Don't worry, I'm actually too high on fentanyl to vote!

Dad?

Rightoids are disgusting and refuse to assimilate

we mock whoever it's funniest to mock at the time

when MDE/CA/Frenworld got fucked by the long dick of the law we mocked rightoid spergposting endlessly

now they've gone mostly quiet so we're mocking the rarted leftoids

Oh uh Ok. To each his or her own I suppose. Whatever makes you happy, etc. Insert some other cliche phrase that provides legitimacy for your strange guilty pleasure.

Eat shit

u mad bro?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

u seem mad

Yikes sweaty, that's problematic

Someone already said that. Inside jokes don't work well if the recipient isn't privy to them. You actually seem legitimately upset by what I typed. Everyone else seems to be kind of just fucking around with me but you actually seem shaken by what I said. I'm sorry I offended your sensibilities.

Words words words

me sorry u seem upset by me word

😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

Boring. Chapoid, this ain't it. Your virtual indecency is appalling and your banter is lackluster.

😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

your banter is lackluster

Nigger calling the kettle black.

Ok pot

You really confuse me, you know that? Also that's not how those words work. Banter would imply we are in jest when in fact you seem a little upset. I however, am having a great time with this conversation and hope it continues onwards.

Ok sweaty

Fuck off libtard

u also mad?

Hilary lost. GET OVER IT

Someone really needs to get their update installed. Seems they are running on the 2016 version. What are you gonna do next? Pull up an electoral map and show me the bigly winlies?

God empower Trump IS your president. Hilary will never win, Biden will never win, Booker will never win

You know that butterfly meme? The butterfly is everything you just said and the guy with glasses is saying is this a conversation?

Ok. that one was pretty good. Gotta give respect when its earned 👊(even if you are a demo-rat).

thanks

i dont know what a "butterfly meme" is because i don't live in my mother's basement

Damn gottem.

/

You seem massively triggered

Like the other guy said, we give 2 shits if you get it or not.

le epic xd

Send bussy or gtfo

his or her

Gender is a spectrum and if you can't understand that please take your exclusionary language somewhere else.

Is your guilty pleasure not Donald Trump?

The MDE saga we had on here was the best 😍😍😍

yikes sweaty

your subreddit has that weird rule.

that's a reddit global feature. as you're a NEET, I thought you'd know that

I don't know what that is sorry. Acronyms that aren't globally understood are just annoying and I don't bother with them. I mean, is nothing sacred anymore? If we make everything into some obscure acronym then we risk breaking down the most sacred of abilities to converse meaningfully with one another. DYKWIM?

Also I never see that rule enforced on other subreddits. Dunno what to tell ya there.

It's over for non-approved-submittercels.

An acronym elitist/snob... lol sure have your priorities straight which is ironic considering where you are.

NEET is a fairly widespread acronym even outside the internet. It means Not in Education Employment or Training. Basically you arent in school, work, or the military and so you dont really contribute anything.

Oh ok gotcha.

>be me

>21 yo white guy

>frequent a shitty podcast sub

>dreaming about revolution from mum's basment

>brigade innocent pet related subs with "ACAB" and "Copraganda"

>school native Venezuelans about their own politics

>sending death threats to people who disagree

>no job no future

>happy with hogs

dunno who is more pathetic here

Be you assume a lot of stuff because it's easier to imagine the person you are arguing with fits a particular mold that is the perfect target for your convictions

Alrighty. I'm none of those things but thanks for playing. I don't even know what ACAB and Copraganda is (which... you seem to know... hm.) Not really that deep into CHT. Just like their sense of humor when it comes to politics. Also what does "happy with hogs" mean? See what confuses me here is that you know way more about their culture than seemingly I do, the person you portray as being some sort of zombie to their indoctrination. Just odd really. I would say projection or something along those lines but that's just overdone and cliche at this point.

post malone

word dag

I seen you with your other dude 🧖‍♂️

He seemed like he was pretty cool 😎

I was so broken over you 🤕

Life it goes on, what can you do? 💩

Not knowing about ACAB is a big no no in chapoland. What kind of hog hiding chud are you?

"Native Venezualans", ie mostly Guiados second cousin twice removed who subsists entirely off a state department stipend

because he thinks he has a better idea about how their society should be organized

literally anything better than what they are doing today lol. What an incredibly dumb hill to die on.

are you really going to school nicolás maduro, a native venezuelan and a strong leader of the venezuelan community, about venezuelan politics. yuck, i just don't even know where to begin with this

this was said by a person who eats

unlike venezuelans

Stop downvoting the cow😤

cease and desist with decrementing the internet points of the humor bovine

Word.

Does that mean I'm stupid or fat? Sorry, unfamiliar with the vernacular of this sub.

You are a gay retard. Possibly fat.

It means that i want to fuck you, tenderly.

Oh okie.

😍🍆😉💍

It means you’re a great guy and should keep posting here.

🐮

Edit3: yikes! whoa, let's unpack this sweaty!

Ewww editcels

I don't know what that is sorry. I guess you are a dramacel? I just dunno. I know what an incel is, but if you folks want to make up words to make me into whatever demon you want have at it. I just think it's weird and group-thinky to laugh at a group like CHT for being group-thinky.

I just made up a word dude, even I don't know how this sub works. In fact, no one knows.

I can honestly appreciate that very honest response. I give you 1 upvote my dude.

I am announcing this downvote because people deserve to know who downvoted them.

And then everyone stood up and clapped.

That is fantastic! I did a great job!

👋 👋

Dang you had to lean on the president to come up with a response? Sad! Low energy to say the least my guy. At least borrow from some of the greats like Russell Brand. Now that guy knows how to lob a well concealed insult.

you edited your comment 3 times and in all 3 edits plus the original comment you didn't say a single thing that didn't make me want to jump off a bridge out of sheer boredom. chapsticks are supposed to be funny retards, you're just a retard.

Why do you all type like a bored 13 year old girl? I'm not your BFF my guy, it's not my role in life to amuse you. If you are bored go jerk yourself off or check out some slime videos on youtube. That seems right up your intellectual alley. Also calling someone a retard is both out of vogue and pretty offensive these days. Usually the last bastion of someone whose insult game is weak boi. Again, I really expected better out of you folks.

Boy, it is your job to amuse me. Otherwise you'd go around reddit screaming "notsee! Fashist!" instead of doing anything remotely productive with your life. At the very least you can entertain me like a good little boy.

Did you really just type that with no sense of internal cringe? Because fuck that made me cringe dude. Not cool. It's way too early.

Also did you just say "boy" and then follow up with how I am basically your slave? Yikers my guy. Yikers.

Of course I didn't, this is r/drama.

Just gonna skate over that hella racist/mentalist slant in your language? OK. Bruh but for real though what is actually wrong with you? That shit aint cool no more. It never was.

The fact that you construed racism from me calling you boy shows that you have bigger issues to worry about than what kind of words offend you on the internet.

Bruh you called me boy then followed up with how I am your slave. Like I said, the white privilege is real. I'm not black or anything, I don't personally take offense to that kind of talk. But if you can't see how it's racist?... bruh. But seriously what's wrong with you huh? Hahaha. Dude you are like the worst type of white guy hahahahaha. Sorry you got me in stitches over here. That's like some boomer shit. You a boomer? Fucking hell man. Hahahaha.

Instead of finding racism where it isn't even there why not try finding waldo?

Did you just hit me with a Waldo reference? B r u h. Omg you can't be real. You are killing me my guy.

bruh omg haha lol

bruh 😂😫😫🍆💦💦

roflmao xD

I can't tell if this is bait or if you're genuinely this pathetic.

Oh, you're actually mentally ill. Huh

Calling people retarded is only out of vogue among the bourgeoise, you classist piece of shit.

it's not my role in life to amuse you

[X] Doubt

GEOTUS is never low energy.

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That's a lot to unpack, yikes. Folks, we might have a nazi here 🙄🙄

Edit4 look at Le dramacels triggered😂 #bashthefash

Hell yeah bash that fucking fash.

soy wants to bash the "fash" to help his Google/apple corporate overlords get a Democrat in office so big tech can fuck over the working class more.

Lol

Why am I a soy? And Google and Apple should be public utilities not massive private entities.

And Google and Apple should be public utilities not massive private entities.

Oh do go on, sweaty

Amazon too. Break em up the best way you can and put federal/state employees in those jobs with guarantees towards pensions, healthcare, job security, etc. Shoulda made the banks a public utility in the 2008 bailout but Obama fucked that one.

This is getting off track - but Let's role play. I'm Jeffy B and snorting coke off a Taiwanese child sex slave. You come into my sex dungeon and say "We are totes doing some retarded socialism/communism thing. Can I have your stuff?"

What's stopping me from packing up, leaving, and giving you a huge list of unemployment claims invading your butthole?

Dude this sub is great. Trumptards get shit on all day in here, you just gotta accept the autism goes both ways 🤷🏻‍♂️💅🏿

I gotta say most of the responses I am getting are convincing me that you are right. Most people seem pretty cool and not taking themselves too seriously. Some though... lol.

What happened to make the state tell us what we can and can’t search for on the internet plan?

?

You said we should rebrand google as the ministry of truth in your earlier comment. We’d like you to further explain the distopia you invision for all us peasants. Please chapo tell us more of your post revolutionary dreams.

Shut up faggot

You must be a peak goy golem to respond to everyone and with so much npc level of dialogue

Damn bruh really got me with that 2005 insult. Just as contemporary with that one as that other guy that called me a retard. Am I debating with children here? Can someone fill me in as to what the demographics of this sub are? I don't condone child abuse.

Also well done on combining both antisemitism and homophobia in such a short span. That takes real reflexive illogical hatred to pull off.

Im shocked you know what a goy is

You are a genuine idiot lmao

Yeah I had racist online friends long ago who said shit like that all the time. Just more antisemitic dog whistling. Can you demonstrably prove my genuine idiocy? I would like to know how it is presented so I can change future behavior to be more in line with a big brain such as yourself.

Keep yourself very safe.

I still don't know what you are saying? Is that meant to be a threat? I don't get threatened by addle-minded fools who are barely coherent, sorry.

Whats your thoughts on nazi germany

uhhh... not good? was bad? Is that a real question?

Was imperial germany a threat to the british empire?

What are you going on about? Can you just get to some coherent point or is this also how you talk to your girlfriend?

I feel personally attacked as im an armchair historian of the 20th century

Whats your thoughts on the russian recolution of 1917? Was communism bad or good?

I doubt you've read a book in the last 6 months my dude.

Very untrue. April - 2, may - 3, june 1, finishing up a book about ww1 - a wolrd undone

What about you? Insecure that you dont read? Pretend documentaries are real learning sources?

Nope. I just don't get the weird flex you are trying to put up. Usually intelligent people are more coherent and able to get a point across instead of being annoyingly coy and somehow thinking that makes you come across as uh, I don't really know what you are trying to come across as.

what even

Ever read nietsche?

Always wear your seatbelt and obey traffic laws and use sidewalks SAFELY

... I don't know what that means sorry. Is half this sub on some sort of mind altering substance? Half of what is being said to me is straight gibberish.

And don't forget to tie up your shoelaces.

Typical goyim speak. Please begone or educate yourself. Jews rock if you didn't know.

Just more antisemitic dog whistling.

It's really not a dogwhistle. It's just a regular whistle. Probably with a swastika painted on the side or something.

This one time at band camp...

As a half-Semite (Ashkenazi no less), thank you for defending my tribe in this great hour of need.

add another edit that will do the trick

if you lurk more you'll get the random acronyms

"My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker . I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful."

It's the price we have to pay for so many rightoid subs getting banned. Fewer rightoid subs means fewer rightoid lolcow pastures meaning leftoid lolcowery is more available.

Drama has a crush on Chapo. It's like the awkward kid relentlessly teasing the dickgirl he likes.

When Drama makes a CTH thread they're really saying "NOTICE ME SEMPAI"

Oh ok that makes a lot more sense. Seems that most people at CHT are unaware of the beef.

The amount of smug you displayed in this post is remarkable. Do you do anything else besides masturbating about how clever you are?

You sound like a whitey, we don't tolerate your your kind around here boy.

The only thing I’m above is short people

Not just one, but two "folks"!

I find it a gender neutral way to address a crowd. Y'all also works well. I just like to be inclusive.

Howdy y'all folks 🤠

"Fuckers" is an infinitely superior gender neutral way to address a crowd.

Change my mind.

Depends on the crowd.

objectively wrong

Do you know folk music is actually cultural appropriation of indeginous people’s music? Maybe when white people say folks it reminds natives of the genecides you did on them so maybe you not say that word as much

Lol u suck

You kiss your mother with that vile mouth?

Edit3- Guys just throwing inside jokes at me is kind of weird. I don't get the sweaty thing. Do you all routinely suffer from some sort of condition? Consider me confused to say the least. I really thought the insult game of a subreddit based around Drama would be more than just a collection of schoolgirls giggling about sweat.

snappppyy

I can't tell if you're an /r/drama regular LARPing on an alt or if you're actually this much of an authentic retard. Either way it's hilarious, so keep it up.

The more people keep calling me faggot or retard, the more I think this is like a weird righty sub filled with a lot of people who resent that you can't say those words in public anymore. It's like 4chan without the CP and gore. But you're welcome for the entertainment I suppose.

Ummmmm, we're radically centrist, sweaty.

It's like 4chan without the CP and gore.

🤔

You have never spent time on 4chan, have you?

I thought 4chan was a hacker?

Someone needs to leave their all white gated community more often. Big yikes here

Cope

I really thought the insult game of a subreddit based around Drama would be more than just a collection of schoolgirls giggling about sweat.

why o_O

Like what did you expect that to be, sweaty?

Sorry folks I have to wait 10 whole minutes in between responses because your subreddit has that weird rule.

lol

THIS USER POSTS IN CHAPO TRAP HOUSE

CHT = Chapo House Trap?

But you're definitely right. I think this sub was originally just to highlight the needless clashing of "keyboard warriors" on Reddit, but as Reddit becomes more and more polarized, and more and more subs get quarantined (not saying that's a bad thing, but something that has had a significant effect on Reddit) subs that are even remotely political have swung far in one or the other direction.

Yeah that's correct. Well I dunno. It's confusing because near 50% of the responses I got from this post or others are just people calling me a retarded faggot or whatever. Seems like some 14 year old shit with people just being bombastic for the sake of it. The other 50% seem to be pretty much people who don't really take themselves too seriously or are people who were actually funny. It's a very confusing sub to someone like me who has just discovered it. I've read it as described as radically centrist but what I saw today is there is a little bit of radical left here, a fair amount of moderates with no leaning one way or the other, and a whole lot of angry 14 year olds saying shit like praise GEOTUS. Seems like banning all those alt-right subs led some of those people to migrate over. The lack of moderation or adherence to PC culture perfectly suits their needs.

Why would it need to be political. This sub is meant for making fun of others. And chapo is a solid target.

I'm just wondering why 1/3 of the front page threads are about CHT. There's making fun of something and then there's obsessing about it.

Easy target, what’s hard to understand.

Fin

An unironic lolcow in here? Please welcome have a seat.

Chapos aren't people, and it's the height of hypocrisy to complain that anyone lacks substance while speaking in defense of Chapos (who, I repeat, aren't people) and their corporate iPhone flavored faux communism. I would rather "lack substance" than be some sort of moronic deviant or goose-step in support of a political ideology that, if given power, would either murder or imprison me. Chapos are a bunch of closet homos with a fetish for girl-dick trannies because somehow they believe it's not gay to suck a dick if there are tits involved. In other words, we're talking about a bunch of retards.

Congratulations, you're arguing in support of retardation. What's next? Are you going to lecture us on the joys of cancer?

I mean this unironically (and not the un-unironically way, but the real unironic way that's actually not ironic).

You should stay here, you'll do well.

Man I felt good about my post but damn yall have a community filled with too many 14 year olds screeching faggot retard that it becomes hard to fulfill your dream. MB dag.

Well yeah, we're retarded faggots what why I think you'll do well here. We're also radical centrslists, so you'll have to find a way to conform to that. I'm more "free markets with a sizable welfare state" kinda centrist, but you can go nazbol or something if you don't want to give up you far right/left beliefs if you have any.

I want to but damn this sub is very bubble orientated and anyone trying to pierce that gets crucified. Is my mental health worth giving a lot of younger more bombastic people validation or humor? I can honestly answer no. Again, sorry but it's the reality of the subreddit you ascribe to. Perhaps I will feel differently with time but I mean. Goddamn. I was called a retarded faggot at least 40 times today. I got thick skin but there's only so much abuse you can take from 14 year olds divorced from the actual apparatus of how life works.

Words-cel

while this helps them sleep at night...

I upvoted to give le chapos nightmares 🤣🤣😂

#THELEFTCANTMEME

#KAG2020

#DUDECHAPOSLMAO

#BASED

#REDPILLED

Go black pill yourself you fruitdropper

I bet you called Germans "Jerrys" back in ww2.

Fuck if I was alive then I totally would. I’d also collect their scalps. Only good nazi is a dead nazi. Thanks for the opportunity to say that.

fuck off libtard

^ SEETHING

ur just mad cause your gal hildawg lost

#SEETHE

BOORRING. c'mon give me something

I just did. I called your mother a useless cunt. What more do you want?

Degenerates like you shall be washed like scum to the sea when the tide rises. Inshallah

Also.. sour grapes

lmao gottem

cope

Getting killed abroad to own the libs

That's your depressive chapo personality talking.

Fuck off, capitalist Chud!

After the revolution, my fellow workers who are out there digging ditches will respect that I am unable to perform labor due to my self-diagnosed anxiety and will allow me to spend the rest of my life watching genderqueer anime porn and policing their language for ableist slurs.

This is just a joke from The Boondocks.

What are those "select:" things on a paper form? Lmao

I submitted like a thousand applications before I got my first job as a programmer, it cannot be overstated quite how shitty my qualifications were after I finished college

Finally someone learned to code

OP needs to be banned for this unfunny shit.

And back to chapo it’s a full on copeathon in here

Oh god...A job!! It hurts my communism!

Now this is top quality. Keeek

100% extra damage to chapos

25% returned damage to dramas

I see nothing related to chemistry. Upvoted, then downvoted. I'm sitting on the fence about my decision.

Jesus Christ, this subreddit is turning into T_D with these lame posts begging for upvotes.

Magacels out!

I promise to a MAGAcel bait post in the near future.

warning: lolcow below gets very boring

I unironically believe Chapo just banned all drama users, lol.

imagine being proud of being a wageslave and kissing ass to survive

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