Thoughtful Incel posts disgusting dirty sausage fingers in ladyboners so that gay dudes can have a post jerk chuckle

39  2019-07-05 by HeftyIntern

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white

has chin

not even balding

Fakecels smh.

Based bloke

"Why does this sub about pictures of attrractive men only post pictures of attractive men?"

Unironically hilarious

smh

🚿 oh yeaahhhhh baby it’s shower time. Get in that shower cutie. Don’t drop that soap incel. Showermaxxx time baby. From soyboy to chad in one shower 🚿 🧼. Rub that soap on your dirty skin inkcell. Stop screaming I’m not groping you I’m cleaning you. I’m not burning your favorite graphic tee Its called fashionmaxxxing. You could use a personality shower 🚿 inkwell.

w-what is this??

It's the equivalent of garlic or silver but for incels

Just casually wearing a jockstrap as if it was like any other bog standard bit of underwear(its a portrait for the arse, really accentuates it), all as you go about your day etc... Well i like the cut of your jib, im loving your style, boldness and fashion senseπŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜Ž. But that muscle-chubby body is absolutely stunning!. Its so beautiful!, so sexy and nicely built!...Your one crazy hot fucker bro!πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘Œ. I think musclechub is my favourite bodytype, its like the best of both worlds, the muscle enhances the chub, and the chub enhances the muscle etc.. It just looks great. So aesthetically pleasing too. I wish it was mainstream in porn and we saw it more in pop culture, but alas. Still its the body i wish i had too. And it maybe niche but at least subs like this allow hotties like you to show it off with pride. And your defo doing that.

But now i dig the cute yet erotic pose as well, i could just eat and sex you all upπŸ˜‹πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘…. But not after ive rubbed & licked your yummy belly, moob-pecs, thicc thighs and junk down first etc.. One bear to another i'd love to rim and breed that thicc, beefy arse too. Shoving my swirling tongue deep in your arse, figure of eight movements, hearty slurping, pushing past your outer anus into the deepest darkest depths, a real face burying job, yum it'd be one tasty meal!. And then following the rimjob i could just imagine after ploughing away, after my big portly porker belly had made your meaty cheeks ripple and clap with every wild thrust, after feeling your tight hole & snug sphinchter squeezing around my cock, begging for my seed etc.. After all that i'd finish off by breeding you ballsdeep, painting them guts, dumping this load big thick creamy load of mine deep in your hot Asian muscle stud arseπŸ†πŸŒŠπŸ˜‹πŸ˜ˆ(btw /u/ nbxcub what do you think of my cock?) and then watching you push n let rip a deep, juicy wet squelchy cumfart, cumfarting my load back out dripping down your taint etc.. It'd be so intense & hot af!...I digress).

Away from my fantasy i have to say its also very refreshing and nice to see an Asian bear be sat at no.1/no.2 on here with over 100 karma, when so many non-white asian, latino & black bears often get no love or positive attention on this sub at all. Downvoted and ignored like they dont exist or arent hot etc... So to see the opposite is refreshing. The bear community isnt exactly the most welcoming to non-white bears. But in time hopefully minds will change via gorgeous guys like yourself. Anyhow your one strapping sexy stud. A beautiful beefcake. Looking damn good man. Smoking hot shot also. That strong, thicc, fat, powerful arse & body is something else :P.

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aren't bears supposed to be hairy?

Only if they're wearing standard bog wear.

Whatever the fuck that means?

Beats me. Gay archetypes are fascinating

Bog standard is Bong slang for 'average'.

Who comes up with this shit? Is there a ministry of weird ass slang that only exists in the UK?

Little goblins that live in London called Cockneys.

I didnt know @new_engine is a drama poster

Ok this is classic

Based

Moids, can't even read the rules. He was supposed to post his full name.

moid foid roid lloyd void

uh-huh

How is every part of that man’a face a different age?

Same here!!! I would also date a short guy but I’m currently dating my 6’5” bf and never actually got around to dating a short guy. Weird. Teehee!