Friday Night Therapy Session: The Whispy, Ghostly Advice of Long Lost Former Mod Trappy The Saruh Will Fix Your Life For You. Just Say Her Name Three Times To Summon Her: Trappy Saruh...Trappy Saruh!! TRAPPY SARUH!!!!!

26  2019-07-05 by Nom_Chompy

I'll go first: Saruh how can I make a thread and volunteer you to give advice and get you to actually show up and do it without asking if you're willing or even telling you the thread exists?

Trappy Saruh...Trappy Saruh!! TRAPPY SARUH!!!!

Also what do the weebs mean when they call an anime comic a "Light Novel"?

62 comments

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

We did it gang! Trappy has been summoned back from the spirit realm and is fully visible now. And she's agreed to mod again!!

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-07-05

🥳

1  elephantofdoom 2019-07-05

Now to see which of the new mods was secretly an alt account the whole time.

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-05

all of them

1  elephantofdoom 2019-07-05

If I edit my previous comment will you ban me?

1  Alicesnakebae 2019-07-05

Now THIS is epic

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-05

😁

1  baibeewolf 2019-07-05

Kanye West is better than that opossum Tay Tay

1  baibeewolf 2019-07-05

Kanye is the drama KING and should be given dishonorary mod status. I say dishonorary because modding this place would be a step down for Kanye

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

Foul demon. I should never have dabbled in the occult!

1  bleached_ammonia 2019-07-05

dude Kanye lmao.

1  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-07-05

[L](https://i.imgur.com/IVYvahM.gifv)

1  baibeewolf 2019-07-05

Yo Taylor I'mma let u finish

1  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-07-05

[Broken manlet](https://i.imgur.com/KlB4XPa.gifv)

1  baibeewolf 2019-07-05

I see it more as Kanye haunting Tay so much that he's become a piece of her shattered psyche. Hail Yeezus ✌🏽

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-05

based. Curry-cels SEETHING

1  rsrfy 2019-07-05

*sips* yeah i remember trappy

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

Wow! No dox!!

1  Alicesnakebae 2019-07-05

I also remember when drama had a good mod

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-05

I'll go first: Saruh how can I make a thread and volunteer you to give advice and get you to actually show up and do it without asking if you're willing or even telling you the thread exists?

do it. JUST DO IT. DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

Yes! I shall!! If I believe, she will come.

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-05

lol

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

I can feel her presence! Guys start asking questions.

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-07-05

Sorry, I don't think she's here ☹️

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

sigh...I must have imagined it.

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-07-05

I want to watch her come tbh.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

Do that magic eye poster, cross-eyed stare and choke your neck a bit while staring at that white space above my comment here. I bet something will happen if you do.

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-07-05

I tried. I now have a hard on, but Trappy is nowhere to be seen.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

Try again but throttle your lower neck this time.

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-07-05

I tried, still no Trappy 😢. Also, my hard on is gone and there’s a rope of white fluid on my thighs now.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

Burn some sage to banish your freshly spilt demon semens. I will pray for you.

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-07-05

I have a sage with me ready to burn. He keeps screaming for me to let him go tho. How do I shut him up?

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

Choke his lower throat until he moans in agony and sags over, heaving from exhaution.

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-07-05

Done. He’s now burning... and... I think I see Trappy now 😮

😍

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

so mote it be!

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-05

I wear her sexy flair to bring prosperity to my shitposting. Like Indian war paint but not racist.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

How is it not racist? They wore that paint to ethnically cleanse the other tribes.

ARE YOU TRYING KILL TRAPPY?!?! SHE IS ALREADY A GHOST

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-05

The ones that received that are all dead and can’t be offended.

Boomers, Chuds, and Neolibs perceive her Benis behind the smiley faces and are scared away. Commies are reminded of her use of problematic labels and seethe. Only trans Nazbol cuties are immune.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

Nazbol gang. Based.

1  Mayos_side 2019-07-05

A light novel is the opposite of whatever you think it is.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

I think it's something drawn like this. Just "light" pencil sketches with little background, making lots of "light" from the whiteness of the paper still there. And also light in theme: ethereal or just dream like in general with emphasis beauty and happiness.

1  Mayos_side 2019-07-05

Nah you got it in one.

1  Trandere 2019-07-05

Chompy you arent a weeb? Or are just LARPing as non-weeb?

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

I'm a lightweight weeb. I never fully understood what a Light Novel was though.

1  BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-05

A light novel isn't a comic. You're thinking of manga. Light novels are regular books that just happen to use simpler language to make it easier for teenagers to read.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

I see. Thank you!

1  TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-07-05

They also tend to have some illustrations throughout.

1  jerryjoneshere 2019-07-05

Should I stop wasting time on abs if I’m never going to stop drinking beer? I feel like replacing cable crunches and hanging knee raises with more heavy leg work is the way to go if I’ll never be lean.

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-05

You gotta do the incantation as well.

Trappy Saruh...Trappy Saruh!! TRAPPY SARUH!!!!

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-07-05

get dat squat up boi. Abs are for pussies.

Does Ray Williams have abs? Does Brian Shaw have abs? No

1  SchitPhucker 2019-07-05

how do i put my peepee in a vajayjay?

trappy sarah trappy sarah trappy sarah

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-05

by repeatedly asking for consent!

1  Trandere 2019-07-05

What if I cant speak in front of women?

Trappy saruh trappy saruh trappy saruh

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-05

ask for consent on a piece of paper! they call it a contract.

1  CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-07-05

Trappy Sarah Trappy Sarah Trappy Sarah

should I invest in US war-bonds in anticipation of Iran

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-05

gaff

useful but extremely annoying to wear. have u tried being born with a small penis like me? 😅

also should I invest in US War-Bonds in anticipation of Iran

always buy warbonds

1  CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-07-05

have u tried being born with a small penis like me? 😅

sadly no

at least there's lots of material to work with for srs I guess

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-05

a gaff can still be okay tho, esp if ur on the bigger side. gaff actually barely does anything for me because im not big enough for it to make a difference. u can also tuck using multiple layers of underwear but u probably know that

1  CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-07-05

thanks fam

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-05

good luck!!

1  rdramaaccount 2019-07-05

Should I focus more on climbing or weightlifting? Right now I'm in a weird middle ground weightwise where I'm too big to climb for long periods because the forearm pump kills me eventually and too small to lift very heavy. I'm 5'7 manlet scum so aesthetics are a nonfactor for me.

1  trappysaruh 2019-07-05

i asked my training senpai and i was told this:

tell them to focus on unsupervised autoerotic asphyxiation

lmao forearm pump tf is that bullshit

focus on diet and keep moving ur body