[IMPORTANT] ANNOUNCEMENT: RIGHTOIDS GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE. YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!

280  2019-07-06 by MiltonFriedmanisbae1

BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU DOING?

I step away for one day and we got lolcows grazing in here just as we intended, and what the fuck do ya'll do? Guess it's time to round you fucks in.

You downvoted them.

You telling me ya'll immigrated here without learning our language or our culture? You expect this sub to change for you? Bitch, we upvote lolcows. I know when you read something that hurts your political fee-fee's you get in a hissy, but bitch you ruin the incentive that's keeping the lolcow posting. They have to think that they're making a change for the better on this sub with all the upvotes they're getting.

This behavior is unacceptable. I will ban every known rightoid on sight if this shit persist. I am trying to save you, to defend you, but you must bring yourself to drama, because we will not come to you.

I have FR(Friedman Reich) officers everywhere, spying for me. If I get wind that any of you fucks are not assimilating, I am coming for you.

In short, quit downvoting lolcows because they hurt your political fee-fees

93 comments

2  TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-06

I’m really enjoying what the power has done for you.

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

someone has to reign over the rightoids here and graze them to assimilate to our culture. I know Rightoids, therefore I must rule with an iron fist.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-06

Based and rise-to-power pilled.

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-07-06

Dial it back a bit, otherwise you'll end up coming across as another Ed.

1  PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2019-07-06

You say that like it's a bad thing.

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-07-06

Pre-snooze-posting Ed was pretty pathetic. I remember seeing his first posting spree and thinking that he should chill out. It's like watching a kid get his first sugar rush.

1  PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2019-07-06

It's like watching a kid get his first sugar rush.

aka awesome

1  ComedicSans 2019-07-06

The problem with Ed is that he didn't dial it up enough.

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-07-06

Based and Enablerpilled

1  seenten 2019-07-06

no emojis

Will never come across as Ed

1  Cummynism 2019-07-06

🙈🙉🙊

1  Mayos_side 2019-07-06

I respect that and authority in general.

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

That’s why you’re an FR officer and member of my cabinet

1  IHeartCommyMommy 2019-07-06

A rightoid who exists to reign in and punish rightoids who step out of line from his position of authority?

Lmao you're a rightoid Stalin 😂

1  JustLions 2019-07-06

Hmm if only there were a rightwing authoritarian figure from the time of Stalin who Stalin was often compared to.

Oh well, time to take my mods for a walk.

1  swimisafuckingidiot 2019-07-06

churchill?

1  IHeartCommyMommy 2019-07-06

Hitler was a less competent dictator than Stalin. I'm not gonna insult the man THAT much, he's already a jannie he doesn't need the knife twisted any more than it already is.

1  AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-07-06

I remember when I was still just insulting you in that thread where you were begging for mod status. Brings a tear to my eye to see how nicely you've grown up.

1  Chomsky_Minaj 2019-07-06

Lol

1  LokamayadonDeux 2019-07-06

Gotcha, I upvoted your post.

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

you're learning.

1  Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-06

Haha rightoids BTFO

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

67%

It's time for a change around here. Rightoids will now be relocated to education camps.

1  cuckime_pro 2019-07-06

You are an awful poster, you literally only parrot meta memes in stupid gay redditor fashion. You don't know what lolcows even are yet you lecture others 😂.

(Hint: the random twitter tier normies who wander in here and don't immediately pick up on your gay shitposting are not lolcows.)

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

what the fuck is you even talking about my guy?

We had Chapo users in here earlier who couldn't even post because they were getting hit by the 10 minute timer due to downvotes.

You think i'm talking about people downvoting me? Are you fucking retarded? When in this post do I even reference myself?

1  cuckime_pro 2019-07-06

I'm triggered that you call random chapos lolcows and that you do it in such a way that aggressively telegraphs to the world that you are a faggot

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

chapos are my fwends quit makin fun of dem

ok stay mad

1  japanime_pro 2019-07-06

which one of you dumb niggers banned me tell me i need to know who to harass

1  queerjihad 2019-07-06

based mod

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-06

I can tell you downvote in anger and seriouspost. These are bad traits.

1  JumbledFun 2019-07-06

I deleted a response to him I felt was too cringey even by my low low standards, he did not take it well

1  Nom_Chompy 2019-07-06

He sent me a couple messages but nothing noteworthy. It was only a day ban so he'll be back by tonight.

1  totally_not_ac3 2019-07-06

The stupid fucks that are downvoting this fine specimen are the problem

1  ItsSugar 2019-07-06

I'm triggered

No way

1  animehater97 2019-07-06

it seems all the worst mods always mass reply to this one users comments i wonder why

1  ItsSugar 2019-07-06

i wonder (((why)))

Redditor for 5 days

youre my (((wonderwall)))

1  TheBatarang 2019-07-06

Imagine taking time to rate drama mods from best to worst. Have you decided who's dick you'd best like to suck?

1  OwMyBenis 2019-07-06

Hey did you ban that faggot that was posting a screenshot and using the redisgn earlier?

1  iloveWizardry 2019-07-06

But all chapos are lolcows.

1  Jeb4Pres2020 2019-07-06

You do have a point. A random retard isn't really a true lolcow unless they're doing something lulzy. Being retarded isn't inherently funny, they need to be doing something like having a complete meltdown live for our entertainment.

That being said, I think downvoting on sight is a fast track to becoming SRD. Also, generally upvoting retarded posting will encourage experimentation in the medium, which might prove productive.

1  Cummynism 2019-07-06

A inherent trait to lolcows is that they come back for the milking. It's in be the name guys.

A random is the exact opposite of that. They say their dumbass thing, get mad, and say fuck it. It's entertaining to see someone meltdown, but a single meltdown isn't what makes a lolcow.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-07-06

bitch who's alt are you? Stop being a pussy. If we're to suppose you know anything about how this retarded sub works, then how am i supposed to take a 2 month old account seriously when theyre trying to lecture our honored jannies?

1  Trandere 2019-07-06

I suck small mayo jannie dick

🤮🤮🤮🤮

1  MG87 2019-07-06

Who let this LOLcow out of its own?

1  UnspeakableCrimes 2019-07-06

Modding you is one of the best decisions this mod team has ever made.

1  Whaddaulookinat 2019-07-06

Second only to not modding me. I'm an alcoholic bully that in no way plays well with others

1  SwansonsJohnson 2019-07-06

Sounds like the makings for a perfect mod.

1  bebackinanhourorso 2019-07-06

This post and your username makes me think you're a leftoid in disguise.

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

I’m not that clever.

1  BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-06

You're truly the best jannie around, if such a thing is even possible.

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-06

🔥 Hot Take 🔥

It’s the stupidpol crossover contingent, not the CAnimals

1  Strictlybutters 2019-07-06

Why would they downvote leftoid lolcows tho? 🤔

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-06

Have you been to that sub?

1  Strictlybutters 2019-07-06

I’m part of the stupidpol contingent but I was a dramatard first and foremost.

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-06

Same, and I should make it clear that not everyone’s the same and I’m usually shitposting

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-07-06

shit take, most of stupidpol are drama users. They encourage gawking at idiocy.

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-06

Half them love idol as much as the people they make fun of.

The other half are literal “uM hAvE u ReAd MaRx?”

1  blue_sock1337 2019-07-06

I support the Ministry of Truth's post.

1  iloveWizardry 2019-07-06

Underrated comment.

1  blue_sock1337 2019-07-06

I support the Ministry of Truth's post.

1  lol_te_gusto 2019-07-06

Underrated comment

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-07-06

Master of Spies checking in o7

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

Great work so far. Keep it up and I shall grant you Harrenhal.

1  allendrio 2019-07-06

has unironically posted in TD to 6k upvotes

they do it for free

1  seenten 2019-07-06

Another DDF jannie

shocking

1  allendrio 2019-07-06

i was an unironic latestage poster for centrism

1  JustLions 2019-07-06

I want Shatner.

1  Quietus42 2019-07-06

We sent him the invite

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

I’m waiting for the people to turn on me at any moment.

1  Yes_he_swan 2019-07-06

Upvote if you disagree

1  lol_te_gusto 2019-07-06

Clean it up janny

1  PlantainNationalism 2019-07-06

Holy fishpaste, a sub with a heterosexual mod. Oh my

1  unusefulidiot89 2019-07-06

Which ones were they down voting?

1  gurl_penis 2019-07-06

😴

1  Dedod_2 2019-07-06

Rightoids bitch and moan about how foreigners have to assimilate into their country yet look what they’re doing here. They come in here and try to slaughter the lolcows. Are they mentally handicapped?

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

i am a rightoid and i'm literally getting them to assimilate.

1  Dedod_2 2019-07-06

I hope you do a great job friend. May Allah give you the wisdom and energy to do so.

1  queerjihad 2019-07-06

May Allah give you the wisdom and energy to do so.

Yes, because he's currently too dumb and lazy to do anything.

1  sackblabbathrowaway 2019-07-06

Lolcows get an upvote but metaposts get a downvote. Soz not soz

1  seenten 2019-07-06

Another new jannie?

1  Mr_HulaStache64 2019-07-06

The whole downvoting/upvoting karma system promotes circlejerking

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

Welcome to Reddit.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-07-06

I will still vote down lolcows who have a bad shtick. I dont care if they manage to make some of the local town idiots seethe. They have to be genuine autismos or tards, not some LARPing tryhard who is desperate for attention.

1  MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-06

https://youtu.be/sMLNDCiLbgM

1  DownDog69 2019-07-06

REEEEEE CHAPOS ARE NOT LOLCOWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1  soliz_love 2019-07-06

Back in thw day when I was a lolcow I used to get shit ton of upvotes and that made think I am changing the sub as whole....

1  onafriday 2019-07-06

Start banning aggressively. Save us.

1  Ingelri 2019-07-06

Fucking based. Daddy Friedman 2020

1  cuckadoodlewho 2019-07-06

Literal hitler

1  OG_Snapper 2019-07-06

Shoob does not tolerate rightoids in shoob's drama. Shoob says: rightoids out. The best lolcows come from the LEFT.

1  RamBarusu 2019-07-06

I read lolcows as lolicons now i am dissapointed where is my kind

1  Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-07-06

Keep up the good work

1  Luigichu1238 2019-07-06

miltonfriedmanisbad1