Epstein won’t have access to them kiddos anymore

118  2019-07-07 by wazzupnerds

84 comments

Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.

Some of us enjoy lurking. Some enjoy shitposting. Others moderating. And sadly some enjoy toxic harassment without reason or proof.

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What about the other people who participated in his services?

Hopefully he rolls over and throws everybody under the bus. Imagine the drama

Hopefully he rolls over, and it sets an example for how not to fuck up, and scares the hell out of the losers who participated in his human trafficking.

Even if he doesn't this is still a very unexpected and pleasant surprise. He's the one responsible for whatever crimes he blackmailed everyone else for after all

Does this mean pizzagate is real?

pizzagate will always be real if you keep it in ur heart

What if I'll keep it in my bussy?

My heart is weak and cannot handle foreign objects very well.

you can keep it there too

We are all cheese pizza on this blessed dat

ohhhhh /r/conspiracy gonna be a shitshow

The real pizzagate was the children we enslaved along the way.

While I like the idea of exposing a massive political pedoring, the thought of Pizzagaters feeling vindicated even a little bit over smelling the right shit in the wrong direction annoys me.

Especially since it would hurt drama and make conspiratard safe spaces even safer.

What conspiratard safe space? Voat?

Yeah, it's really annoying how they managed to move the goalposts to an entirely different stadium.

Pizzagaters: Pizzagate is real! John Podesta is raping children in the basement of Comet Pizza in Washington DC!

some completely unrelated politician is arrested on child porn charges

Pizzagaters: See? Pizzagate was true all along!

To someone not paying attention to their fentposting, slowly nudging the goalposts over time makes it look like they didn't move.

Epstein was always part of Pizzagate. "Pizza" refers to the use of apparently-coded language in emails shared between Clinton's staff, not a pizza place. Here's a thread from a year ago about Epstein and Pizzagate and there are tons if you search for epstein and pizzagate because pizzagate is about epstein too and i'm so mad you got guilded for telling lies that sound nice god dammit

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7buc6w/pizzagate_epstien_deposition_shows_trump_on/

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/search?q=epstein+pizzagate&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all

Based

You don't get to claim Jeffrey Epstein is part of your discovery. He was on trial for sex trafficking in 2006.

That'd be like if I claimed I could predict every Superbowl winner, said the Steelers would win last year, and when they lost, claimed it still counted because they won in 2006.

Right now, you're not just trying to move the goalposts, you're moving the goalposts to the past. Your original claims were that high ranking Democrats including John Podesta were abusing children at a certain pizza restaurant and using coded terms to talk about it. None of that turned out to be true, and now you're pretending that this case from a decade ago proves you're right?

It would also imply a whole bunch of kids were raped and eaten or whatever. That'd be a downer.

Please please please please.

This will be the defining monent of 2020 if he snitches on all the pedos.

nope, because Epstein's a member of the (((Merchant-American))) community.

A dirty Republican?

J

"J" is slang for "joint" or "jumpshot" a la Epstein is a Rastafarian.

Mods took down the previous thread about this. Hmmmm...

So Mods do have the big gay

What faggot gilded OP?

Cope

That doesn't even make sense.

SEETHING

No.

Cringe

Good point, actually.

lol

probably op

I wish I could afford to give awards to myself

then why are you going into debt for some pointless internet shit.

David Ramsey said I should do it

Do you work for minimum wage or something? You should unironically vote for Bernie.

I did. Giving gold not rewards a user for a job well done it also supports reddit by purchasing server time. It's a good deal for everyone and I get to do a positive thing and feel good. You should try it some time, it's fun and rewarding.

Tldr

Suk my dik fagt lmfao

Here's what's going to happen:

Nobody will find anything linking this to Trump (because that's the whole point of this of course. Not a single person heading this gives a fuck about the victims involved.)

Reddit will cry conspiracy anyway and screech about russians or some shit, or deep state and how this is all connected.

No evidence, yet they'll still call Trump and, for some reason, Kavanaugh rapists because that sounds better in their little lefty heads. And that's a "win" in their books.

Someone will reply "cope" or "seething" because that's all the braindead retards can come up with, yet I will be 100% right in my predictions.

Cope.

Didn’t they arrest this guy once already? It’s like illegal for billionaires to be incarcerated. I’ll be shocked if he actually goes to Fed prison for more than like 3 years max.

Yeah, there was a plea deal years ago. That would bar new charges on the same conduct unless he's been up to fresh shenanigans since then. Which would not be the world's biggest surprise.

I thought it was for literally the same thing too?

The question will be what brand of stupidity will go down behind closed court doors this time

Would it be all that surprising if it were the same brand it's been all along, ie, more kiddly diddly.

Cope and seething s03e05

Cope

Seething

Imagine serious posting this hard.

LITERALLY.

SEETHING.

This isn't a seriouspost, that really is what will happen.

Although I secretly hope Trump gets outed as a pedo for purely drama related reasons

So this is a seriouspost.

implying Killary isn’t going to take him out

She can not keep getting away with it

Classic rightoid COPE 👌

Yea what a retard. He probably went to a charter school.

I'm just waiting for Prince Andrew to get BTFO. Trump and or Slick Willy would just be gravy

Don't worry, time will eventually decide who will cope, and who will seethe.

Sir, you're testing positive for dangerous levels of COPE and SEETHE.

I suggest you take a break from seriousposting, it's not good for your health.

Deport this blatant CAfugee pls

Rapefugee out out out!

Relax, and buy a tin of COPEnhagen tobacco

new and innovative

Instead of "cope", I'd say "cope with a rope", but guess what, it's illega, im not retarded, reddit is forcing me to be retarded.

Cope

Not a single person heading this gives a fuck about the victims involved.

Classic sociopath response. "I'm incapable of caring about people (or animals) so nobody else is!"

rightoid cope

mmmm DDF cope

(((Epstein))) I wonder who was behind this?

So what’s the over/under on this guy falling on a knife in the next week?

Uncle Jeffrey is INNOCENT!

> He lives in the United States Virgin Islands.

I bet..freak

Q predicted this.

Every Trump supporting moron that hears this news:

Bill Clinton!!!

Yeah, the guy that's been linked to Epstein for decades? Nono clearly this is about Orange Man, guys...

Clinton is only "linked" to Epstien if you believe the lies of places like T_D and QAnon. In reality, they probably only met a handful of times.

26 plane rides

handful of times

C O P E

Lol, by linked you must mean every time someone points out that Trump and Epstein suck each others dicks while they're raping 16 year old girls some rightwing retard screams "BILL CLINTON ROAD IN HIS AIRPLANE!!" Lmao, I'm pretty sure Stephen Hawking flew in that airplane too.

The kids belong to Roy.