I've decided to quit the sub. Also I'm going full Randy.
7 2019-07-07 by e-guy
After introspection, this sub has probably not been great for my mental health, and I know I've become more and more obsessed with it as time has gone by, which is probably also unhealthy. As such, I've decided to honor the ways of the samurai and commit sudoku.
Also, I'm trans. Probably. Though this probably also isn't a shock, given my post history. Looking back on it, I'm not sure how I didn't know I was trans earlier, given that I was a gay femboy on HRT who spent half the time he was posting talking about how much he loved to suck dick while hating his own... 🤔
Also, since I'm going, may as well burn some bridges! We're doing this Kamikaze style!
1, Pizzashill is rarely wrong, he's just insufferable, and deep down even you rightoids know it.
2, the platypus and dinosaur gimmicks are stupid. TayTay is mildly better, but equally low effort.
3, most of the mod team is actually better than you give them credit for, and do a good job of keeping the sub both open and controlled. They are one of the more ideal mod teams on reddit imo. The tongue in cheek mocking of them that's been around forever has taken on a less and less ironic tinge in the last while I wonder why!
4, an addendum to 3, the exception is MasterLawlz. Once again, fuck you (nah I'm just joking. You're OK. Your posts are dumb, though, and you do almost nothing.)
5, snally, you seriouspost too much. I do like your deep dives tho.
6, headasplodes, you are an absolute fucking poser. You can say you're centrist as much as you like, but it's real obvious after awhile the pattern your "centrism" takes.
7, fix the damn CSS at this point, it's just annoying
8, trappysaruh isn't as great as you all think she is.
9, (she is still great tho)
10, the sub does lean more right than left and has for months. Don't pretend it doesn't.
11, that doesn't mean the leftists whineposts about this trend are any more tolerable (yes, I understand the irony)
12, dootwiththesickness, you're alright. I like you.
13, fuck centrism
Thank you for reading. I'm aware none of you care or will read all this, have nice lives.
36 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-07
You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
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1 ArminianWeatherman 2019-07-07
See you tomorrow
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-07-07
who dis
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-07-07
/user/e-guy apparently
1 trappysaruh 2019-07-07
noo
1 Quietus42 2019-07-07
Aww 😢 I liked him
1 respaaaaaj 2019-07-07
who?
1 headasplodes 2019-07-07
Lol why do I make you faggots so mad
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-07
Who are you?
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-07-07
Dude bussy lmao
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-07
Nice.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-07
Wuz it a name I would have recognized?
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-07
Didn’t see it before they deleted
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-07
Ah damn. Pretty uncontroversial takes anyway.
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-07-07
Yeah pretty mild and pretty much how we all feel anyways.
1 Cdace 2019-07-07
ðŸ˜
1 vtesterlwg 2019-07-07
e guy
1 Slump_o 2019-07-07
eguy
1 vtesterlwg 2019-07-07
e guy
1 sub2tine 2019-07-07
😡
1 Sedai006 2019-07-07
Faggot.
1 CaptainChildLover 2019-07-07
I hope you still enjoy sucking cock you cock sucker nom om nom suck that cock Stay off the roads kid is what I'll say when I piss in your eyes
1 Dildokin 2019-07-07
This is somehow more embarrassing than pizza posts when he left in the past, no one cares what you think, who are you, just stop posting here if you dont like it. Attention whore.
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-07-07
You should write mystery stories.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-07-07
😴😴😴
1 Grundleberries 2019-07-07
Reality has a rightwing bias. 😎
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-07
And that's been proven with facts and logic
1 Slump_o 2019-07-07
realityautistic internet spaces1 femroot 2019-07-07
I remember your post on how you've resisted going full randy because of the community, take care though
1 epicbaconResurection 2019-07-07
Bye
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-07-07
Fucking hell, was this Randy? If so his alt has got to be monitoring this thread, and the odds on his return have got to be amazing.
1 NikolaiKardashev 2019-07-07
Literally who?
1 Lysis10 2019-07-07
Another Sunday hangover flounce.
1 trappysaruhs_fan 2019-07-07
Did you just say that trappy isn't perfect?
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-07
You had me until you linked me a somehow more Jewish young Anthony wieners YouTube.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-07-07
I only saw this now. If you read this, e-guy, I’d have responded if only we could still ping.