I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
That's simply because it's so shocking to anyone who doesn't know you, Pizza, that a native English speaker such as yourself has as poor a grasp on written English as you do.
Sometimes I look at the sentences you've written, and I too try to explain them using outlandish, tenuous contexts; but then I remember who you are, and who Darq is, and who Jewdank once was, and who every lolcow was, is, and ever shall be; and then I upboat you and stop thinking about what's made you, because that's a terribly, terribly depressing thought.
I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-07
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
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1 Arjjin 2019-07-07
Your desperation is rank, boy.
I'm a sitewide front-pager dozens of times over. I've had more than one post with more votes than your entire account this week alone. One just today.
You're a troll and a joke.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-07-07
Where is this from?
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-07
You are a Russian troll
1 JohnStuart_Shill 2019-07-07
when you get a C on your freshman philosophy final
1 yangpede 2019-07-07
I've been called a Russian troll like 40 times.
1 AutoModerator 2019-07-07
I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
It all adds up.
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1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-07-07
That's simply because it's so shocking to anyone who doesn't know you, Pizza, that a native English speaker such as yourself has as poor a grasp on written English as you do.
Sometimes I look at the sentences you've written, and I too try to explain them using outlandish, tenuous contexts; but then I remember who you are, and who Darq is, and who Jewdank once was, and who every lolcow was, is, and ever shall be; and then I upboat you and stop thinking about what's made you, because that's a terribly, terribly depressing thought.
1 yangpede 2019-07-07
Right, then you woke up.
1 AutoModerator 2019-07-07
I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
It all adds up.
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1 LightUmbra 2019-07-07
At least he's not dumb enough to be a commie.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-07-07
That dude is in his 40s and legitimately mentally ill