The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "l am an anal vore fanatic". Its who I am. It’s my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself.
I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.
It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the party was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.
The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (l don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me.
We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point... I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I saved but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (l still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).
Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories and wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up
The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.
Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It’s really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues, such as my uncle who was intolerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated
I knew a kid sort of like this in highchool in the 90s. Every day he wore a plastic viking costume set that would have been for like a 7 year old. It had a helmet, sword, shield and a plastic breastplate. I'm pretty sure the dude was on the spectrum but autism and aspergers wasn't anything thrown around in my area until the late 2000s.
Dude eventually became a furry and I heard he did something similar to this copypasta about being a furry.
Girls will ghost all the time. I only assume dudes ghost foids too. It's kind of a shitty thing to do, but when everyone's doing it, might as well join in and make modern dating even shittier than it already is.
The good thing about hanging out with dysfunctional pieces of shit (e.g. most social media users) is you can feel superior because the bar is now so low.
“If a man were being pushy with a woman that wasnt feeling it shouldnt matter. If ANYONE is being pushy sexually the other party is not in agreement, that increases a likelyhood of sexual assault(regardless of gender/identity).
NTA protect yourself. Women are encouraged to ditch a sexually aggressive man to make it clear they arent interested because if she goes and he rapes her, it was her fault for going to his place. This should NOT be a gender issue”
not a gender issue
immediately bring up raping a woman to prove a point
If the genders were reversed, and the verdict was NTA, someone would come in and say "if the genders were reversed..."
This is the only thing we can know for sure lol
This but unironically. Literally every post about male-female interactions gets drowned in "DAE GENDER REVERSED???" shit. Like just drop your dick and/or stop flicking your bean and comment on the actual post for once jesus christ.
Dude's a pussy for panicking and a cunt for ghosting. Like at least send her a "PSYCH!" text or some shit lmao.
You’re talking as if OP is in any way obliged to entertain this woman’s advances. He said that he never reciprocated her coming on to him, it sounds extremely pushy. Maybe she should have taken it as a hint that he wasn’t comfortable and not assumed he wanted to fuck her. NTA
He's obliged to use his words like a big boy, because he's presumably not retarded.
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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-07-07
I came out to my family that I'm into anal vore.
Let me elaborate.
I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "l am an anal vore fanatic". Its who I am. It’s my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself.
I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.
It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the party was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.
The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (l don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me.
We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point... I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I saved but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (l still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).
Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories and wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up
The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.
Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It’s really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues, such as my uncle who was intolerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated
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1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-07-07
I know this isn’t real but I still hope it isn’t just in case. Genuinely hard to read
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-07-07
I knew a kid sort of like this in highchool in the 90s. Every day he wore a plastic viking costume set that would have been for like a 7 year old. It had a helmet, sword, shield and a plastic breastplate. I'm pretty sure the dude was on the spectrum but autism and aspergers wasn't anything thrown around in my area until the late 2000s.
Dude eventually became a furry and I heard he did something similar to this copypasta about being a furry.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-07
You don’t need a reason to ghost some random girl. If you’ve never done this before, try it. It’s fun and a bit of a confidence boost.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-07-07
His reason sucked tho. "But muh ANXHIETY" what are you, 14?
1 goldfish_memories 2019-07-07
Still higher than the average mental age of users in this sub
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-07
Girls will ghost all the time. I only assume dudes ghost foids too. It's kind of a shitty thing to do, but when everyone's doing it, might as well join in and make modern dating even shittier than it already is.
1 VanillaReign 2019-07-07
Always good to see a fellow proponent of Gender War Accelerationism.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-07-07
The good thing about morals degenerating is that even if you're just sort of a normal, everyday piece of shit, you're superior to a lot of people
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-07
Yeah I'm gonna have to go ahead and label your opinion as based.
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-07-07
The good thing about hanging out with dysfunctional pieces of shit (e.g. most social media users) is you can feel superior because the bar is now so low.
1 broden 2019-07-07
Must be a big win when you cash in all those Being A Good Person bucks.
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-07
this is true
1 forseti911 2019-07-07
Again AITA users consider trivial shit like ghosting and mean words to be the gravest of sins.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-07-07
The sin was not putting out when a foid wanted it. He should have laid there and counted spot on the ceiling until the foid finished her business.
1 forseti911 2019-07-07
Breaking News: advice subs like relationships and AITA have double standards
1 hungarianmeatslammer 2019-07-07
Its all dudes and trannies in there. I bet there are more girls in this thread than that one.
1 watermark002 2019-07-07
Have sex
1 ButtWhole_Surfer69 2019-07-07
Consent is a spectrum sweaty. Educate yourself, because I don't have enough spoons to do it for you.
1 MG87 2019-07-07
What kind of 18 year old turns down pussy when it's being thrown at you? Kid must be in the closet.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-07-07
It's cause they're incels just like OP. They just suck up to women instead of seethe about them. Bet you they bought that chick's bathwater
1 cfbsympathizer 2019-07-07
That sub isn't real. I refuse to believe it.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-07
She must be fat
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-07-07
NTA protect yourself. Women are encouraged to ditch a sexually aggressive man to make it clear they arent interested because if she goes and he rapes her, it was her fault for going to his place. This should NOT be a gender issue”
🤔
1 loldongzer 2019-07-07
What an absolute LARP
1 tonguelessnitch 2019-07-07
The bait is strong in this one.
I do have a theory. Posts like these are perfect examples for MGTOW to use.
I'm gonna say that aita is a hunting ground for them. Imagine how easy it is to brainwash someone young with threads like this and similar ones.
1 hungarianmeatslammer 2019-07-07
Is MGTOW a cult that actively recruits people? I thought they were just incels in denial like 99 percent of the dudes on Reddit.
1 MG87 2019-07-07
I thought MGTOW just don't want to lose their precious semen
1 SideFumbling 2019-07-07
Is it brainwashing if your enemies act exactly how you say they do?
1 vbhj 2019-07-07
Move on he’s low IQ
1 dramasexual 2019-07-07
This but unironically. Literally every post about male-female interactions gets drowned in "DAE GENDER REVERSED???" shit. Like just drop your dick and/or stop flicking your bean and comment on the actual post for once jesus christ.
Dude's a pussy for panicking and a cunt for ghosting. Like at least send her a "PSYCH!" text or some shit lmao.
1 simplicity3000 2019-07-07
cool whine aunts have the best judgment
1 MG87 2019-07-07
This is proof that all Incels are volcels
1 vbhj 2019-07-07
He’s a mentalcel
1 TrumpsUsedBussy 2019-07-07
>I mean... men are responsible for the overwhelming majority of violent crimes and sex crimes with victims of any gender. It's just a simple fact that men don't need to be afraid of women as women do of men or men do of other men.
Despite being only 13 percent...
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-07-07
He's obliged to use his words like a big boy, because he's presumably not retarded.
1 T-14 2019-07-07
not an asshole, but a giant pussy