You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
I am Muslim thank you very much. I am well aware of what hijab entails. Take a step back, sir. You're barking up the wrong tree. You don't want to get into it with me. Astagfirullah, assuming a person's faith and telling me I lack knowledge.
Oh and what exactly can you see? Like 1/16th of an inch of her ankle? Her legs are covered, what is your problem? OH MY GOD EVERYONE THE MUTTAWA IS HERE WITH HIS STICK TO WHACK HER ANKLES WITH HIS HOLY STICK. What next, she shouldn't be wearing white? Hmm? C'mon, man, you sound absolutely ridiculous.
I don't like how this sister is downplaying the importance of religious police.
Let there arise from you a group of people (Murshids-Religious Guides) who command with Al-Ma’rûf (all that is good and right), and forbid from Al-Munkar (the wrong) and it is they who are in salvation.{104} ~~ Surat Al Imran [3:104]
Oh god now I can't stop feeling it. That gross, wet, slimy feeling encasing your toes oh god send help.
Mine kept wanting to suck mine and I kept having to rebuff her. Don't touch my feet, bro. I ain't having it. Feet are fucking gross and I've got perfectly good genitals up here.
I have lived my life pure of evil female seductions. But when I see that lewd foot right in the camera, I ran out and raped the first women than came across my way and it's all her fault
I love that sub tbh. I once saw a discussion there with a bunch of Muslims trying to claim https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_of_the_moon literally happened and presenting pictures of the moon to prove it.
I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
I saw one post of this ginger German guy who converted and was super serious and constantly used all those dumb words Muslims use when they're talking about islam and its funnier to imagine they're all like that so I'm going to stick with my original poorly informed prejudice thank you, it is my god given right as an A*glo
I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
Just very convenient that you never have to prove your claims, provide any evidence, and can explain away everything that conflicts with your deeply held beliefs.
I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
What do you expect as proof of evidence? scientific Evidence? are you trying to tell me you operate on Scientific evidence in every facet of your daily life? how can you prove beyond doubt with the scientific method that outside your room, there isn't a black hole that will suck you and propel you to the depths of hell? you walked out of your room multiple times, but using evidence of the past is no guarantee of that evidence being the same in the future. So surely you must not go out of your room, since there are near infinite possibilities that may occur if your go out of your room (according to the scientific method) and some of those possibilities end up with you being sucked into a black hole, so you mustn't risk it and stay in your room for the rest of your life, surely complete boredom is better than an entirety of suffering, you are from now on an agnostic about what is outside of your room so you will withhold judgement or action until compelling evidence comes about.
This is a very long-winded way of saying "I can't support the things I believe with any evidence, proof, or anything related, but here let me explain to you why I don't have to defend the things I believe, using arguments that don't' mean what I think they mean."
I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
There are multiple ways of acquiring knowledge and evidence and proof, the scientific method is just not very helpful in providing those for matters that are non-scientific in nature.
using arguments that don't' mean what I think they mean.
This for example is not an argument in support of your views.
It's a way of spinning out of the fact you can't support your views.
You can use this argument for pretty much anything.
You could literally say "2+2+5, I can't prove that, but that might be different in the future."
It's not a real argument, it's fallacious beyond belief.
There are multiple ways of acquiring knowledge and evidence and proof, the scientific method is just not very helpful in providing those for matters that are non-scientific in nature.
Oh please, the scientific method is the only valid way to prove claims like this. If the things you are saying conflict with the fundamental mechanics of the universe, you had better come up with some serious proof to support those things.
Saying "oh, but it's probably magic" isn't going to cut it. Are you familiar with Sagan's "the dragon in my garage" argument?
is a chapter in Carl Sagan's The Demon-Haunted World, which presents an analogy where the existence of God is equated with a hypothetical insistence that there is a dragon living in someone's garage. This is similar to Russell's Teapot in the way it forms an apt analogy for the concepts of the burden of proof and falsifiability. The main thrust of how Sagan develops the garage-dwelling dragon example is that the proponent employs increasingly ad hoc reasoning to describe their belief in the face of further questions. Eventually, the goalposts are moved in such a way as to render the initial assertion practically unfalsifiable. In a more general sense, this part may be done during the initial definition of the belief, or as when replying to critical examination of the belief in question.
Dragon-style arguments originate in what Daniel Dennett terms "belief in belief":[1] rather than actually holding a belief, you think you should hold the belief—or "fake it till you make it". The post hoc justifications come from dissonance between what the believer thinks he should believe and how these beliefs would actually manifest in practical terms. While such justifications need to be made quickly on an ad hoc basis, someone declining all these tests must, somewhere in their head, have a model that makes them not expect to see this sort of evidence at all.[2] This is tantamount to not really holding the belief (since you'd expect to see something if you really did believe), but just thinking that they do, hence "belief in belief". This is often rationalised away in much the same manner that the metaphorical dragon is, by changing the rules to say that the dragon doesn't really need to have a real effect on our lives to have a real effect on our lives. What? Exactly.
In the case of the dragon, we expect footprints and flames, in the case of miracles and prayer we expect the ability to test them—and proponents subsequently attempt to hide these things from experimental scrutiny.
I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
This for example is not an argument in support of your views.
It's a way of spinning out of the fact you can't support your views.
I never claimed to be trying to support the belief in god, i wasn't providing evidence of God, i'm just trying to tell you what sort of evidence you should come to expect. If you expected scientific evidence then you're not getting them and i explained why (that was the purpose of my comment)
You could literally say "2+2+5, I can't prove that, but that might be different in the future."
Mathematics can be metaphysical, but i get your point. This problem of induction applies to literally every scientific fact of biology, chemistry, and physics. But that's just life, there is no philosophical solution to the problem of induction, the scientific method is the current best method for doing science so we'll stick to it.
Saying "oh, but it's probably magic" isn't going to cut it.
Again, i wasn't trying to convince you that a miracle happened, i was trying to convince you that a miracle could happen by the act of an Omnipotent God.
If a miracle could happen, you have to provide some type of proof that a miracle has happened or some type of physical evidence that said "miracle" was possible.
Like I said, this is starting to sound a lot like a "invislbe dragon in my garage" argument.
I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
Oh you mean atheism? I'd suggest watching zakir naik videos (he answered all my questions and made me muslim quickly). And watch your tongue before making such blasphemous statements that will haunt you in Yaumu Al-Qiama, watch your tongue
Man does not utter any word except that with him is an observer prepared [to record].{18} ~~Surat Qaf [50:18]
Lmao, you got converted by Zakir Naik. I hope this is a LARP because not even muslims I know take him seriously and promptly describe him as a "product of his time".
Of all the cults you could fall for, you fell for the dumbest one possible.
Are you MEN serious? We women walk barefoot around our masjids ALL THE TIME, just as YOU ALL do. Take it down a notch. She's modest, and partaking in sport which she's allowed to do. Seriously, astagfirullah for your ignorance.
Oh please, Reddit never actually listens to minority groups. Remember when one of those Muslim congress women said some pretty blatantly antisemitic nonsense but tried to cloud it in "Muh Israel", and basically all the various forms of juice agreed it was antisemitic / split-loyalties / dog whistling? And then reddit decided that they knew what was antisemitic better than the actual jews, and because they have almost as big of a hate boner for Israel as they do the US, decided that nothing a brown woman democrat says can ever be antisemitic because, again, "Muh Israel".
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1 AI_WAIFU_REBORN 2019-07-07
That did it for me.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-07-07
Rip her the next time you see her its gonna be the how many stones can she take challenge
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-07-07
Based sister being fun-is-allowed pilled.
1 MG87 2019-07-07
That has to be a Snappy Quote
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-07-07
I don't like how this sister is downplaying the importance of religious police.
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-07-07
She doesn't give a shit what you or anyone likes. That's what makes her based.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-07-07
Hopefully she gives a sh*t about what Allah wants if she's a self-described Muslimah
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-07-07
Allah loves sexy karate bitches don't kid yourself.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-07-07
Astaghfarullahu al atheem min kol zanbin atheem.
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-07-07
ymknha raklat qaninat balady fi 'ayi yawm
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-07-07
lmao did distorted give you this or are you an Arab?
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-07-07
😏
1 d-amazo 2019-07-07
Same
1 Osterion 2019-07-07
I'm not going to Google what this means, but i love how you can sense the pure annoyance the person typing it out feels.
1 pacedtf 2019-07-07
The literal translation is “I seek forgiveness from god” but in practise it’s often used to show exasperation, so you’re right.
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-07-07
Ah so its “god help me”
1 newcomer_ts 2019-07-07
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-07-07
Gesundheit.
1 self_safety_advocate 2019-07-07
Inshallah
1 pok8 2019-07-07
Hadouken
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-07
antihistamines, thanks
1 Redactor0 2019-07-07
aigoo 😤😤😤
1 Leto_Atreideeznuts 2019-07-07
Must remember that one.
1 tHeSiD 2019-07-07
added to r/drama dicksionary
1 Stoicpeace 2019-07-07
And reminder to those special folk who are going to jerk off to her feet, Being a footfag is a mental illness.
1 Dramautist 2019-07-07
💧👣
1 dramasexual 2019-07-07
I was fucking this girl for a while who was really into feet. It was... something.
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-07-07
First girl I ever slept with tried to suck my toes. I can still feel it when I think about it.
1 dramasexual 2019-07-07
Oh god now I can't stop feeling it. That gross, wet, slimy feeling encasing your toes oh god send help.
Mine kept wanting to suck mine and I kept having to rebuff her. Don't touch my feet, bro. I ain't having it. Feet are fucking gross and I've got perfectly good genitals up here.
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-07-07
OUT OUT OUT
1 d-amazo 2019-07-07
Sounds like my kinda woman.
1 Redactor0 2019-07-07
Yeah, I knew this foid who liked my toes. It almost made me feel better because that's the least bad fetish she could have had.
1 I_Support_Israel 2019-07-07
If fapping to feet makes me ill, I don't want to be healthy
1 tomantensaft 2019-07-07
Fuck you.
I have lived my life pure of evil female seductions. But when I see that lewd foot right in the camera, I ran out and raped the first women than came across my way and it's all her fault
1 dramatic_tard 2019-07-07
Based and Inshallah-pilled
1 Ragingbull93 2019-07-07
‘They terrify us by not wanting to be part of our stupid cult’
1 yangpede 2019-07-07
I love that sub tbh. I once saw a discussion there with a bunch of Muslims trying to claim https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_of_the_moon literally happened and presenting pictures of the moon to prove it.
Religion, not even once.
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1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-07-07
It becomes at least 80% funnier when you remember that a good portion are just lib larper nerds who have converted to piss off their rightoid dads
1 pacedtf 2019-07-07
Nah it’s actually mostly westernised Muslims and non-Arab Muslims. I’ve been downvoted there for posting mainstream Islamic beliefs lmao.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-07-07
I saw one post of this ginger German guy who converted and was super serious and constantly used all those dumb words Muslims use when they're talking about islam and its funnier to imagine they're all like that so I'm going to stick with my original poorly informed prejudice thank you, it is my god given right as an A*glo
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-07-07
If God exists (he does) then he can do miracles, and he can break the laws of nature that he point in place.
1 yangpede 2019-07-07
Convenient.
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1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-07-07
More like consistent and self-explanatory.
1 yangpede 2019-07-07
Just very convenient that you never have to prove your claims, provide any evidence, and can explain away everything that conflicts with your deeply held beliefs.
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1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-07-07
What do you expect as proof of evidence? scientific Evidence? are you trying to tell me you operate on Scientific evidence in every facet of your daily life? how can you prove beyond doubt with the scientific method that outside your room, there isn't a black hole that will suck you and propel you to the depths of hell? you walked out of your room multiple times, but using evidence of the past is no guarantee of that evidence being the same in the future. So surely you must not go out of your room, since there are near infinite possibilities that may occur if your go out of your room (according to the scientific method) and some of those possibilities end up with you being sucked into a black hole, so you mustn't risk it and stay in your room for the rest of your life, surely complete boredom is better than an entirety of suffering, you are from now on an agnostic about what is outside of your room so you will withhold judgement or action until compelling evidence comes about.
1 yangpede 2019-07-07
This is a very long-winded way of saying "I can't support the things I believe with any evidence, proof, or anything related, but here let me explain to you why I don't have to defend the things I believe, using arguments that don't' mean what I think they mean."
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1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-07-07
There are multiple ways of acquiring knowledge and evidence and proof, the scientific method is just not very helpful in providing those for matters that are non-scientific in nature.
How so?
1 yangpede 2019-07-07
https://stanford.library.sydney.edu.au/archives/sum2016/entries/induction-problem/
This for example is not an argument in support of your views.
It's a way of spinning out of the fact you can't support your views.
You can use this argument for pretty much anything.
You could literally say "2+2+5, I can't prove that, but that might be different in the future."
It's not a real argument, it's fallacious beyond belief.
Oh please, the scientific method is the only valid way to prove claims like this. If the things you are saying conflict with the fundamental mechanics of the universe, you had better come up with some serious proof to support those things.
Saying "oh, but it's probably magic" isn't going to cut it. Are you familiar with Sagan's "the dragon in my garage" argument?
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Dragon_in_My_Garage
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1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-07-07
I never claimed to be trying to support the belief in god, i wasn't providing evidence of God, i'm just trying to tell you what sort of evidence you should come to expect. If you expected scientific evidence then you're not getting them and i explained why (that was the purpose of my comment)
Mathematics can be metaphysical, but i get your point. This problem of induction applies to literally every scientific fact of biology, chemistry, and physics. But that's just life, there is no philosophical solution to the problem of induction, the scientific method is the current best method for doing science so we'll stick to it.
Again, i wasn't trying to convince you that a miracle happened, i was trying to convince you that a miracle could happen by the act of an Omnipotent God.
1 yangpede 2019-07-07
If a miracle could happen, you have to provide some type of proof that a miracle has happened or some type of physical evidence that said "miracle" was possible.
Like I said, this is starting to sound a lot like a "invislbe dragon in my garage" argument.
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1 JumbledFun 2019-07-07
You sound just as retarded as a flat earther
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-07-07
Oh you mean atheism? I'd suggest watching zakir naik videos (he answered all my questions and made me muslim quickly). And watch your tongue before making such blasphemous statements that will haunt you in Yaumu Al-Qiama, watch your tongue
1 Stoicpeace 2019-07-07
Lmao, you got converted by Zakir Naik. I hope this is a LARP because not even muslims I know take him seriously and promptly describe him as a "product of his time".
Of all the cults you could fall for, you fell for the dumbest one possible.
1 crtrt 2019-07-07
allah was a feminist
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-07
Oh, she's allowed?
Well fuck then, carry on
1 -M-o-X- 2019-07-07
Huh, I would've assumed foot fetishes were haram.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-07-07
/r/Islam is really, really good at undermining whatever sympathy Redditors might have for Muslims.
1 forseti911 2019-07-07
/r/Islam has some mind blowing posts.
1 GUCCI_MANE_FREE_ 2019-07-07
why and how music became haraam
1 MG87 2019-07-07
Y'ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-07-07
They seemed fairly reasonable to me, and the extremists comments were heavily downvoted.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-07-07
How much of the voting is realistically the work of filthy Dramafugees not behaving?
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-07-07
I had a look at a few other comment sections and it seems fine, I get that these people are probably more progressive than most Muslims though.
1 911roofer 2019-07-07
Remember to hate the sin, and love the sinner. There is no hope for Islam, but individually Muslims might be saved.
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2019-07-07
Oh please, Reddit never actually listens to minority groups. Remember when one of those Muslim congress women said some pretty blatantly antisemitic nonsense but tried to cloud it in "Muh Israel", and basically all the various forms of juice agreed it was antisemitic / split-loyalties / dog whistling? And then reddit decided that they knew what was antisemitic better than the actual jews, and because they have almost as big of a hate boner for Israel as they do the US, decided that nothing a brown woman democrat says can ever be antisemitic because, again, "Muh Israel".
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-07-07
Ilhan Omar did nothing wrong.
1 collectijism 2019-07-07
Insullllaaahhhh
1 MinerHornet 2019-07-07
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!
Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again
If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ
1 d-amazo 2019-07-07
Post feet.
... Nice.
1 nybbas 2019-07-07
Man they have way too many code words
1 Detective_Fallacy 2019-07-07
They talk like weebs.
1 UKIP_Future 2019-07-07
lol