I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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I'm a big fat ass, there's no way around it. I love to eat which probably borders on addiction but I figure since I'm only hurting myself it's probably better to just live my life.

"Well, this is just me. Might as well continue!"

Why even seek input if you're just gonna reinforce your own shit identity?

Some people enjoy dissonant music. Other's enjoy dissonant reddit posts.

I feel the exact same way about my Mountain Dew habit. The reason the soda in a 2 liter bottle goes flat after a day is because it was manufactured to be consumed within 24 hours of opening.

It lasts at least 3 days, put your lid on tighter.

Don't fatshame me okay thats fucked up dude i thought we were all friends on here

Not intentionally.. I thought your soda was really going flat overnight. Just tryina help

I appreciate the help. My disgustingly corpulent fingers find it hard to accurately grasp such small objects as a 2 liter lid.

oorah

no samuel those are timmys crayons

But if you do that it gets harder to get to the Dew. Pretty annoying if you're opening it every minute.

I'm like that but with wine and hard liquor.

Seems like there are way quicker and more dignified ways for one to keep themselves safe.

borders on addiction

If you eat so much that even redditors are disgusted it's no longer bordering on addiction.

Attention.

It Makes you a lardass the asshole bit is dependant on if people were expecting to eat that party sub

(protip if it's at a party and its not your party where you eat party subs while people cheer you on then you are the arsehole as people wanted to eat that shit)

4 feet of those wide ass subs jesus

no wings tho, tee hee

Salute to a real one

Sounds like a hard dick warrior who would have no fear helping himself to the samples at Costco.

I can't even imagine eating that amount of food. 4 feet of a 6-foot party sub? Those things are huge. That's gotta be, what, ten thousand calories or so in one god damn sitting? That's slightly less than I eat in a fucking week.

borders on addiction my ass. This is some my 600lb life shit.

if I eat a foot long sub I always vomit like ten minutes later lol this guy’s stomach must be the size of a basketball when it’s empty

Why do you keep on eating them if they're making you sick you fucking IDIOT

gains

thats what tubs of peanut butter are for. i only trust the best of black inventions when it comes to athletic achievement.

Like, I've been known to eat some really excessive meals in my day, and I can't either. The idea of eating that much at once is so bizarre to me this entire thing is surreal.

This is america.

Not close to 10,000. A single foot of subway is roughly 540-1200 calories. Even a more calorically dense per foot sandwich would be way under 10,000.

Life begins at conception.

Six foot party sandwiches are approx 3x as wide as a regular sandwich. They are live-ruiningly large.

Sorry, I've never been to the kind of party where sandwiches are served. Thanks for the intel

They're pretty based. They're meant to be eaten in like tiny little slices because they're so fucking enormous. Homeboy ate two thirds of this

The fuck

RIGHT?

It’s absolutely nuts, this is Fidel Castro eating 18 scoops of ice cream after lunch kind of bullshit

The official subway website says it feeds 20-25 people

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This is the strangest party sub I’ve ever seen. Why does half of it have meat but not salad and the othee salad but no meat

IDK I was looking at enormous sandwich pics for way too long and this was the best one our lord and savior google images spat back at me.

okay now im actually mad, wtf

What kind of orgy doesn't provide sandwiches?

NTA niggas be hongry

I want you to know that every couple of hours I remember this comment and start laughing inexplicably hard for a few minutes.

I legit thought about this in the shower yesterday morning and started laughing again. I have no idea why it's so funny but it 100% wrecks my shit every time.

Maybe I’m alone here but this guy sounds pretty epic

jesus christ this dude almost age a sandwich of my same height , that’s scary

He's not a dude, he's a relentless eating machine, an abomination 😂

what are you a dwarf?

nah im just short

big small if true

5’ isn’t dwarf but it’s almost 4’, see?

cutie patootie, not sure if i wanna bounce you on my knee or bounce you on my dick

i always enjoy this semi fetish <3

I can't decide if this is glorious or pathetic.

can't it be both?

and he just casually mentions he can eat 5 footlongs in one afternoon

is this a troll or can any resident fatasses confirm

i mean nobody wants to admit they ate 4 feet of sandwich, but i did and i'm ashamed of myself. the first foot doesn't really count, and then you get to the second, and third. the fourth i think i burnt with a blowtorch and just kept eating

4 fucking feet of sub.....

Imagine the braps

I was kinda on his side till I converted from burger units.

Maybe that is too much sandwich.

This is the best fucking bait ever.

this seems almost to pathetic to be bait, but that is what makes it perfect.

Slow down there, tons of fun. I'm an over eating fat ass myself but 4 feet in one sitting? That takes talent.

if you read the post he says he waits 15 mins smh

The party host’s job is to feed their guests. If they invite an elephant they should provide enough food for an elephant.

This Rollie Pollie needs to take his talents to Nathan’s Hot dog eating contest and bring that title back to Murica. You’re all mocking this bread meat and cheese WARRIOR. The bad boy of BLT’s.

Respect for the based womyn calling out fatass assholes. If only all womyn were so strong we'd save so much money on healthcare costs.

Holy fucking shit that’s a lot of sandwich.

https://i.imgur.com/9ruhLQc.png

i can down 5 footlong subways in an afternoon easily

Bro wtf is this mans like 800 pounds?

Imagine the shit after eating all that.

YTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You ateeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH more than halffffffffeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr of a siX FOOT. subj. sandwichiTch!!!?!?thattt enofufgh hrre lonf (three) 3 (the numbeer!!!!!!!!!!) i=moer r thant i can fucking minage fuckin owwl. That's greedy (u piece of shit fuck u! fuck u ffuck you furfuck your asshole fucker) and gluttonous (big fatto, hoenstly stop existimng retard indiot..

host's girlfriend is the hero america needs

fuck fatties but what do you want to bet that foid confused a brodown MMA party with some instagram shit

can you imagine the complete lack of drama if it were just a bunch of dudes and the one guy volunteers to buy pizza when the food runs out