Congrats to my sistas who won women's soccer world cup!

33  2019-07-07 by RandolphCox

I am just so, so, sorry for my sistas though because this happened in tRump's America, so they cannot go to the White House. Unless they want their pussy grabbed by Voldemort in chief. My therapist thinks this might even give PTSD if they were to go. Hopefully now women's soccer will finally get equal pay too.

18 comments

1  SchitPhucker 2019-07-07

yeah your act has lost it's appeal

trans to something new or just hang your hat

1  RandolphCox 2019-07-07

"Randy we don't like strong women, please be quiet or change."

1  BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-07

Yes exactly.

1  PM_ME_UR_BITZ 2019-07-07

Become an attack helicopter plox k thx bye

1  MightiestPhallus 2019-07-07

Maybe change your skin color next?

1  elephantofdoom 2019-07-07

It will get equal pay when people actually watch it more often than 1 month every 4 years.

1  TheLordHighExecu 2019-07-07

So no different from American men's soccer

1  Richard__Mongler 2019-07-07

Well no, there's a big difference seeing that the women's team won and the men's can't seem to

1  yangpede 2019-07-07

The best part of this was all the magatards claiming they were gonna lose because they were mean to Trump:

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/c8cusa/here_we_go_trump_curse_incoming_painintheass/

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/c5ref4/anyone_else_see_a_crushing_defeat_for_team_usa/

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/c8dyq5/trump_curse_world_cup_edition/

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/c5i5qv/rapinoe_should_be_fired_from_the_us_soccer_team/

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/c8de0s/trump_curse_salty_soccer_slug_rapinoe_benched/

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/ca7r8o/good_luck_to_the_us_women_today_except_rapinoe/

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1  BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-07

We have resident boomers?

1  yangpede 2019-07-07

Yes.

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1  cfbsympathizer 2019-07-07

CMV: Women actually won so they deserve double pay.

1  bareballzthebitch 2019-07-07

Maybe when they can beat an 8th grade boys team

1  redditor99880 2019-07-07

😴😴

1  epicbaconResurection 2019-07-07

I feel like randy is swinging too hard with the lefty Voldemort stuff

1  unrulyfarmhand 2019-07-07

It would be pretty funny if in a show of humility Rapinoe went to the white house to start a conversation and trump grabs her pussy anyway.