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Final Fantasy LBGT guild

Phrases that make you wish for the right-wing death squad

The guild made me think it was a gay marriage, but then I read that OP is a woman. Or are they a "woman?"

It's got to be a woman, but maybe worker ant is too tired to check the goods. Or maybe he has checked and now we know exactly what they're fighting about.

Hah!

I don't think Japan recognizes either.

If the death squads are as competent as the right-wing terrorist squads, I think we’ll be safe.

Too busy playing final fantasy in right wing meme guilds

The funny thing is, there's nothing wrong with that by itself. But because people are morons you get everything that follows in the comment.

/ / / CLEANSING IN PROGRESS / / /

weebs should be walled

weeb: asks for a professional marriage counselor

weeb 2: let me first trawl through your comment history and offer my reddit-certified relationship advice

Weebs who live in Japan are a group of miserable biddies; there's a hierarchy of who's the best not-weeb weeb and even the ones who have permanent residence constantly have to prove to themselves and others that they're ~not like the *other* weebs~ and have adapted to life in Japan the bestest. It's absolutely ridiculous; really goes to show how childish they are. Even when they achieve their Dream of Japan they have to put other people down in order to feel secure

remember that time that one weeb vlogger got cancelled for making dozens of sockpuppet accounts to harass other weeb vloggers so she could climb to the top of the dungheap? People were making hour-long john pilger-esque investigative documentaries and such, it was hilarious

Which instance was it? That happens on a semi-regular basis lmao

Her name is something like Kanudijin and she is a Canadian woman

oh my god she's a muslim now

this is hilarious

She got turned down for permanent residency because of it

How do these people function?

But America’s immigration laws are too strict :(

One crazy-ass bombing was enough for the Japs.

It's fake, and fuck you, Islam will rule the world

Japan doesn't have any such rule, it's a figment of the imagination of white supremacists with no basis in Japanese practice or law. Plenty of Muslims are Japanese residents and there are many mosques in Japan.

Based Nippon

Not only Muslim but a hardcore KSA-worshipping salafi 🤣

I've been watching her videos and reading her ED page and this woman is an absolute terror. Shame she deleted all her content from before the day of the hijab though

I'm positive that there are mirrors of her old videos; the problem is that you probably have to paw through some gossip sites to get to them

I'm not dedicated enough to years-old drama for that, I like my meltdowns fresh from the oven. That being said I should do some digging when I'm over my current obsession with mentally challenged youtube bodybuilders

If you look on a certain imageboard whose patron saint is pixyteri then you'll be able to find the most recent developments.

I am genuinely impressed by your knowledge and obvious passion for obscure drama. You're an actual connoisseur (a rare quality in foids). No wonder you're a mod here 👀

I'll seek it out if you embrace the ments and enter the genovaverse. You won't look back...

what is this place!?

borderline retarded illiterate man decides he wants to become a bodybuilder despite being a fat shit. His bizarre behavior soon leads to a cult of personality developing around him

For an accessible intro you should read the cliff notes or watch this fan-made documentary series

This is awesome, thanks man

Gross I retract all my defense of her

This has to be a troll

She's 100% legit and has been pouring herself completely into whatever new identity she's attracted to for years. It's speculated that she has FAS or a similar cognitive disability. I used to feel bad for her because she's obviously not all there, but she's gotten downright hateful in her salafi phase, plus I hate KSA and all of its defenders by extension

Mashallah, brother, she is one of us.

oh yeah, she's still nuts. as rentokill_boy mentioned, she's muslim now. but not only is she muslim, she's a short step below ISIS-tier and completely obsessed with saudi arabia

I don't understand why they do it too. Japan is basically the embodiment of a corporate cyberpunk dystopia.

so many Very Online people are just utterly obsessed with japan and I've never understood it at all

what's good about a country where people work 80 hours a week and live in internet cafes? It sounds hellish

The average American works longer hours than the average Jap

Jap

chill with the slurs

That's more South Korea. Japan is more of a futuristic depopulation dystopia

SK is even worse when it comes to depopulation.

That sounds pretty cool though

It's different and familiar at the same time, Japan has a ton of cultural soft power, and as with all Asian countries most of the expats are losers back home and enjoy the specialness they get from being white in an Asian country. The more white expats that move there, the less special they feel which motivates their extreme hostility towards other expats

They want to be the sassy white American friend to a circle of Japanese friends.

You really should listen to the lecture on modern Chinese history on the great courses. The guy m moved to China in literally the 70s when he war basically the only mayo within a hundred miles and he was treated as a God. Honestly there's almost more shit about him jacking off about how awesome and special he felt than there is actual Chinese history in the course.

Honestly there's almost more shit about him jacking off about how awesome and special he felt than there is actual Chinese history in the course.

Is that really worth listening to? You can find the same thing on CCJ2 but encrusted in bitterness

This is why mayo weeb expats are fucking insufferable. Almost any other expat group in japan is there for understandable reasons like a job, but 90% of mayos in Japan are there because they watched too much anime and decided that worship of westerners in anime would translate to them being treated like that by actually Japanese people. When they realize that Japs don't actually care after 10 minutes, they start coping and blaming other weebs and it turns into stuff like that.

all expats are insufferable

Dabitu Araito or whatever the fuck his name is the the bottom tier weeb tho right?

This is why the Japanese treat foreigners with contempt.

I liked Anime but I hated Japan because I was such a sinophile that I inherited weird Chinese ethnic hatreds. But I did want to live in China for a while.

What nerd level is that

That's certainly something.

Not only that, but weeb 2 PMed her about a previous workplace, lol. The only reason he (sort of) gave was that he wanted to give her better advice.

Yeah he PM'd her the full address of her previous workplace to "poke holes in her story" in order to "give better advice." Except none of that was even close to necessary because she was just asking for marriage counseler info.

Why would anyone go through someone's post history is beyond me. I find it creepy as fuck when they act all smug about it like they are the best stalker there is.

yes

Redditors have a fetish for out-doing the biggest idiot in any room, regardless of context

Damn this is gold. Everyone went from shitting on her anime fuelled shotgun marriage to collectively being uncomfortable at the weirdo trying to dox her

Great drama, but i feel more retarded now.

I feel so sorry for all these poor Japanese men that have no other option than to find mentally ill wives on second-class MMORPGs.

He definitely works more than me

...

His job doesn’t require him to go anywhere. He just comes home too tired to interact.

...

I’m just frustrated because I don’t feel like he’s contributing anything or listening.

But to be fair, this could apply to all women. Weeb women are women, and it's a terrible thing

A Japanese law degree won't be useful in US will it, they are civil law right? As long as the last chapter involves a blood covered yandere smoking in front of police I don't care.

It can be useful at companies that do a lot of business with Japanese companies.

Tbh could probably work something up in large japanese communities here where people want things solved the Japanese legal way or there are lots of visa/perm residents who would like local Japanese legal representation or advice.

That and just Asian populations here like to hire other Asians and might not care what kind of degree you have

Civ law grad won't normally be able to do the most critical piece of work for common law countries, finding good precedents. Even with premium internet search services it's a pain and most of them charge far too much.

Japanese sarariman

Comes home too tired to do anything and leaves the house to the wife

You'd think the animu would have taught her about the realities of Japan.

This is the thing which makes me doubt she is an anime weeb, if she watched anime she would know about that. Probably a jpop weeb.

I thought koreaboos replaced the jpop weebs.

Oh, they did, but some always remain. Or are both

J-Pop is dead.

Sounds like the introduction to an ntr doujin

His fat, four-hundred pound boss somehow finds the time to nail his wife.

I find a lot of unemployed women think the man doesn't really do anything at work, so they simply don't count it. Then when they come home from a 12 hour shift and don't also want to do house work they think their spouse is lazy.

She sounds like a bitch.

There's also the camp that calls being a stay at home mother or wife the hardest job in the world. Yet they're all so eager to take that role if the financials allow 🤔🤔🤔

Doesn't contribute anything but also works more than her

Hmmm...

"Emotional labor" isn't accounted for!

By the way, you still haven't explained why you're goong around and calling me autistic. That's very unkind of you. It hurts my soul.

Give Pinging Back

I thought pinging was back?

/u/ysv765

It works!

Autism is hitting new highs

Obligatory /r/japancirclejerk thread

the only decent circlejerk sub, besides r/circlejerk

Watching that dude double down on how he's actually a hero for doxing her is both funny and cringey as hell.

This made me realize why their animes are so outrageously unrealistic is because their real lives are the highest levels of mundane and soul sucking from working 80 hours. Ironically the Japanese often experience [a depression when going to Paris because they find out their fantasy romance city is actually a shithole that hates foreigners] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome)

Parisians hate everyone themselves included.

lmao I never visit my French family and now I know why.

Paris in Miraculous Ladybug is a thousand times better, even with the risk of constantly being brutally murdered by supervillians.

You think you'll get great food and culture but you mostly get mobbed by smelly Algerians trying to sell you garbage statuettes

The fact you went to quickly delete your old posts just so you can deny what he's saying about you is true already tells me you are a bit mental with psychotic tendencies trying to cover your tracks.

a bit mental with psychotic tendencies

This is my favorite part. Homeslice decided she has psychotic tendencies because she deleted parts of her post history over some guy trying to dox her. She's now hallucinating and shit because she deleted some reddit posts. Dude should be using these ace psychiatric skills to make mad dosh.

weebos are like the koalas of humans: fun to look at and laugh , useless, and that could possibly go extinct because of their stupidity

Lame knockoff account.

OP: I'm not asking for marriage advice, please don't do that

The thread: stalkers and marriage advice

Everyone’s got a mental illness if you look hard enough. Everyone has a physical illness if you wait. Then we die. So there are no excuses. Go straight to the issue.

Giga based.

meh not that bad and she's looking at ways to mend it anyway.