The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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Foids too dumb to wear sweaters: More at 11

Too hot inside so let's reduce the temperature so low that we require sweaters inside now. Isn't the true retardation within us all?

No. Too cold doesn’t exist. Fuck the heat and fuck heat apologists like you.

"Too cold doesn’t exist" only works for outdoors. Since going outside you can put many layers of clothing upon and just remove them when going inside.

why not, and here's a wild thought, put on more clothes when you're cold indoors too? complicated I know

It's ok for me. As i can work in t-shirt in 50F going under that requires. But like why go under 75F to begin with?

Post bmi

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I am a teenage foid now . Due this social pressure and bullying has now illogically driven me into self-destructive ways of self-loathing body image and anorexia.

Each morning now i'm required to perform self-induced vomiting in addition my regular morning shits, are you happy?

Lol and you couldn't even get out of burger weight territory. Just eat a reasonable amount lmao

Now now now. Reasonable behaviors are not meant for my feeble brain. Instead why not eat myself out of the bmi scale then i'm neither fat or dying of underweight.

not going through cycles of steroid use and extreme weight cutting until your body survives by burning pure muscle

amateurs

Good, keep at it. Have that summer bod in no time

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Based and frozenpilled.

Sweaters are comfy

Sweaters hold sweater puppos. ( • )( • )

Slim fit t-shirts there is where the gold is at. Where you can see the triceps and makes you wanna lick them.

If you weren't a dirty whore who wants to wear lingerie in the office, this wouldn't be an issue for you. Wear clothes, whore.

Thats not very nice

Different people find different temperatures comfortable. You can put on a sweater, I can't take my shirt off you stupid twat.

How about you learn to dress yourself appropriately instead of being a senile old faggot that wears ten pairs of undies.

Ever hear of a dress code?

Ever heard of clothing that is light and part of dress code compliant?

So you are implying you should wear clothing that is the appropriate for the temperature inside of the office environment instead of expecting they air to change based on your needs? 🤔

The temperature of the office is decided by whom ever runs it. And if somebody convinces that person that extra energy is waste of money.

The temperature of the office is decided by whom ever runs it.

this is not how corporate building thermostats work.

get a job.

Interesting enough other half of my former work place was HVAC and they never even used AC function and would disconnect it during the summer so people wouldn't even start it.

Bruh, you can always put more clothes on, but I can’t take any more off and stay employed.

Women are literal retards

People of all backgrounds are ripping her shit apart in the replies lmao.

100 years ago this person would have died in the cradle

Medical advancements were a mistake

They are breeding and producing even more fucked up kids. I had a coworker 10-15 years ago who had a battery of medical issues along with her husband. Kid was born premature with situs inversus and a whole host of messed up shit on top of that. That kid posts on SRD, guaranteed.

this is why uncle ted was right

we need to abandon society and modern medicine completely if we are to have any hope of eliminating redditors

situs inversus by itself is kinda badass imo

The industrial revolution...

Thanks, Adolf, for fucking up eugenics for everyone

This but unironically

Something something Margaret Sanger

Poor people are less likely to use birth control, whoops!

We're gonna have to have an uncomfortable conversation about medicine in the next few decades...

I've gotten pneumonia. It has nothing to do with the cold. What is this foid even talking about.

She got the flu but is retarded.

They can't thermoregulate? Are they an iguana?

Literally a cold blooded reptile.

I have a health issue with my mitochondria

lmfao how is this even possible?

The powerhouse shuts downs duh

She sounds like a pure munchie tbh. There are rare mitochondrial disorders out there but they're claimed by internet attention whores approx 100,000x as often as they're actually there.

Yeah and they are usually pretty debilitating. Not bullshit that makes you sensitive to cold offices.

So you're saying it's the new Ehlers-Danlos syndrome?

Its the concurrent EDS, at any rate

This. My one ex put on like 80 pounds and blames some rare disorder.

No bitch ur just not 23 and surviving off vodka and lime Slices anymore

Classic motte and bailey. "Air conditioning is too cold for us women" "lol just wear a sweater" "Ummm I actually got hospitalized from crappy A/C units and bad maintenance so you just want my asthma kicking up all the time by running the A/C????? You literally want me to DIE!?!?!?"

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

big if true

I'm pretty sure people who are too sick to work aren't supposed to be put into the work camps.

What I don't get is... ok, we increase the temps of the office. Now the someone else, not just a dude, maybe a woman too, is hot. So... what do we do now?

This isn't even about foids and dudes, this about this gal being angry everyone in her office likes the AC higher than her lol.

mitochondria

People are way too... survivey these days.

All you haters say this is a dumb human but the reality is that it's a super intelligent lizard.

Some people take the route of enlightened centrism and turn the AC on, but not full blast. Maybe one day journalists will think of that.

Yikes! This type of centrism just ain't it chief. It's like in Harry Potter where Voldemort wanted to kill all the Muggles, but Harry said, "no don't kill them." You're over here saying, "well, let's only kill the mudbloods." Imagine just not killing at all? It's almost as if all viewpoints aren't equally the same. Gross gross gross.

No. Turn the AC on so high it's 20 degrees indoors and then ban any clothing warmer than a t-shirt.

I don't think that people who can't even dress themselves properly should be allowed to use the internet.

if i ever own an office with foids in it i'm making it as cold as it will allow me to so they get annoyed and quit

ban foids

Lol the NYT is recycling Guardian articles from 4 years ago for clickbait now.

Imagine being privileged enough to not have to wear long sleeve shirts and slacks during summer, then somehow finding a way to complain about it. Sweaters and cardigans are too oppressive, I guess.

Wait, not just too cold AC but all AC? She can fuck right off.

No shit. If there's not some kind of de-humidification going on I would probably end up sweating to death.

Spotted the fatty

Dumbass foid didn't even read the article she linked.

It turns out gender is less a predictor of thermal comfort than other factors, like age, activity level or, tellingly, the relative wealth of the society surveyed, according to studies conducted by researchers at the Center for the Built Environment at the University of California, Berkeley.

People in countries with lower G.D.P.s, said David Lehrer, the communications director and a researcher there, are more comfortable with a wider range of temperatures. It appears that first world discomfort is a learned behavior.

Even in foid-only offices the AC was set the same. This bitch needs to learn to read before anyone lets her use the thermostat.

Writer even called this bullshit

Come summer, Twitter invariably lights up with charges that air-conditioning is sexist, an engine of the patriarchy, in threads that in turn fire up conservative commentators eager to prove the daftness of the opposition.

But that didn't stop anything

Like buy a fan. Ur not gonna die lol. I should be able to wear dresses in the summer and not get hypothermia. Weird that making women slightly more comfortable and productive at work causes so many men to have a mental breakdown 🙃

Like wear pants. Ur not gonna die lol. I should be able to wear a 3-piece suit in the summer and not get heat stroke. Weird that making men slightly more comfortable and productive at work causes so many foids to have a mental breakdown 🙃

Weird that making men slightly more comfortable and productive at work causes so many wahmen to have a mental breakdown

Attorney or Men's Wearhouse associate?

Literally any office job.

Dress pants and a long sleeve shirt in 90+ degree weather and 90%+ humidity is fucking torture.

Imagine not working an office where shorts and a t-shirt are the reg in the summer

You work at home depot shut the fuck up

cope

get me my 4x4s pls

Only if you promise to store them in ur bussy

F L O R I D A HEY

It's not a retailcel if it's a full 3 piece suit. Their dress code is always an unfitted shirt and baggy slacks and ties that are always either too long or too short

literally misogyny to point out foids can wear more than a crop top to the office

Excuse me sweaty, sexuality is a weapon and they have the freedom to use it at the workplace.

The second amendment applies visible cameltoes behind see-through dresses in the workplace.

GET 👏 USED 👏 TO 👏 IT 👏 SWEATY 👏

Don't oppress my tits you fucking nazi

Your ancestors even 2 generations ago toiled in fields for 10 hours a day. Clams need to man up, man.

Men need to man up too. AC is for pussies.

God if they would just fucking campaign for men to be allowed to wear dresses on the workplace the entire fucking issue could be solved and I could get off at work.

Fucking foids

AC is the greatest invention mankind has made. Fuck this bitch.

The radically centrist take is to set all buildings on fire.

God damn it’s easy to set off Twitter, she probably got a shitload of angry, sweaty morons to click on her shitty article just by firing off some ragebait from her toilet. She’ll never need to learn to code. I should become a journalist

Men whining about AC is proof for the death of masculinity. Real man sweat and crack open a window.

When I have visitors to my home in Florida they complain becaus it is so warm. I rarely set the thermostat below 78.

Fuck this guy, I hope the humidity in that house fucks up whatever shitty wallpaper he uses

Imagine being so fat that 78F isn't a comfortable temperature

100% chance shes a mouth breather

How the fuck do you get sick mutliple times in the summer like holy shit get an immune system. I get sick maybe once a year.

>tfw working in a hot ass auto shop

I'd fucking kill for some ac

Give these coddled fuckers one eight hour shift working outdoors in July and then ask them how they feel about A/C.

Or get them a job working load/unload at a UPS hub. The one that houses feeder semis, not the little storefronts.

Those trailers turn into ovens cooking in the sun all day and even if you work the night shift they're still gonna bake you.

Liked the job and all but summer was hell

Few months ago I came by one of her articles that was unbiased and I was like hey this person seems like a good journalist. What a dumb retarded cunt I was.

Latin what now?

Dear god Id hate to be a woman. Imagine having a gaping, festering, yeast pit between your legs that causes so many problems theres an entire field of medicine that does nothing more than make sure vaginas are not trying to kill their incubators.

These foids need to work construction for a day.