Foids Cancel Moids, Replace With Vibrators

86  2019-07-08 by tallcelvolcel

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Are you black or something? Why do you think fathers don't exist?

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Dude sentient lmao

I can't fault them.

Can’t fault them being too vile to fuck

Ted Bundy might have had a point

What is it with Teds and visionaries

Blessed Name 🙏

Classic Schmosby.

I'm a dick cause I'm a Virgo

Femcels are a meme.

I’m a Virgo and I’m like the nicest person alive in real life and foids always say “I’m such a Virgo” as a good thing.

I feel like horoscope is just whatever the fuck they feel like making it for the day

I'm a Scorpius.

Foids are the meme gender

the line between empowered woman and straight up incel grows blurrier every day

This needs to be a snappy quote. Not because it's stupid or a meme, but for its unwavering commitment to the truth.

Agreed, snappy time

incel was coined by a lesbian

Aren't these the same people that try to ban sex dolls?

Yes.

And here, we have the female internet dwellers discovering the tool invented by man known as the "vibrator". In real life, this may be a jarring experience to witness, but thankfully the internet has given us a veil of mystery to go along with their innermost thoughts on the tool's comparison to tools of the flesh.

40-80% of women can't orgasm via penis-in-vagina sex.

Made up cope stats

Imagine thinking foid orgasms are a good thing

Every woman I've been with couldn't orgasm during sex, but that wasn't a problem. Because I could.

40-80% is quite the spread. I wonder what the margin of error is on that?

40-80%

40-80 is like...why even say a percentage at all. It's basically the same as saying 0-100% at that point

What's funny is that if they said "a lot of women," they'd be perfectly correct. I have trouble orgasming from penetration alone, and I know plenty of other people who do too. Trying to put a percentage on it just makes you look ridiculous.

40-80

No shit

This is literally a thread full of femcels trying to cope with the fact they're forced to use sex toys only.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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Reee leave pizza alone!

On point as ever, Professor Shill.

Yangpede is Pizzashill?

You couldn't tell lol?

Vibrators can't replace full body intimacy but that's okay, they will eventually "realize" they're all bisexual and start dragging each other into emotionally abusive, unrewarding relationships like they did with the moids

High domestic violence rates in lesbians just made sense

Thank you for explaining the high domestic violence rates for lesbians

Either that or they think men suck at sex because they starfish and expect men to do all the work, just like in the workforce.

oops, accidentally seriousposted there. dude bussy lol, I guess?

The hottest take is all the foids angry that men are sexually attracted to them when they're naked. I understand that they might want to be naked and not have it be about sex, but honestly it seems like they got the short end of the stick if being the object of desire of their significant other is so unpleasant to them that they'd rather be single.

2nd hottest take is probably the one complaining that she doesn't like not being in control while she has sex. That's what happens in literally any intimate interaction with another person.

I appreciate how the woman saying she prefers sex to vibrators got down voted. Seriously there's a huge difference between between being single and "swearing off the other sex", and people who do the latter are rarely high value

>femcel

Female volcel

Mythical creatures more at 11

Imagine blaming your horrid personality making you single on men

They forgot the biggest advantage of vibrators: it has no sense of smell.

Meme gender

Cancel foids

MUCH higher satisfaction rate: 40-80% of women can't orgasm via penis-in-vagina sex.

lmao that's not how statistics work you dumb cunt.

I'm sick of men, from now on I'm replacing them with sex toys

YAAAASS QUEEN SLAYYYYYY #GrrrlPower

I'm sick of women, from now on I'm replacing them with sex toys

WTF THIS IS DEHUMANIZATION?! FUCK YOU INCEL #ThisIsWhyWeNeedFeminism

Try and place your head on the chest of your plastic sex toy once you’re done. I bet it doesn’t even come home drunk waking you up and snoring in your ear all night.

Just more American jobs lost to automation.

r/Drama is full of young men who can’t pleasure a woman

Well color me fucking surprised

Because we pleasure men 😎

Tmw a feminist uses a sexist insult towards men.

C O P E C E L S

The two kinds of foid

1) Turbo mega sluts. Kinda good looking to outright hot. Crazy from too much dick. Complains that the four men she shares with 36 other women dont fuck her good enough.

2) Ugly ass incels foids. Ugly to socially terrified. Crazy from not enough dick. Complains that the guys who dont really want to fuck her dont fuck her good enough.

Good afternoon I hate women

Not very centrist to just hate women.

Its the moids who shower them with attention that are just as much to blame.

Good morning I hate simps

More like men finally embraced the superiority of bussy

Honestly, as an above-average white male, I really must be living life on easy mode.

All those moids v foids stuff just happens below you if you are just even a little bit normal.

Be a decent moid and attract a decent foid. It's not difficult.

Fox_and_the_grapes.exe

is TwoX starting to become a cope sub for women?