And here, we have the female internet dwellers discovering the tool invented by man known as the "vibrator". In real life, this may be a jarring experience to witness, but thankfully the internet has given us a veil of mystery to go along with their innermost thoughts on the tool's comparison to tools of the flesh.
What's funny is that if they said "a lot of women," they'd be perfectly correct. I have trouble orgasming from penetration alone, and I know plenty of other people who do too. Trying to put a percentage on it just makes you look ridiculous.
I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.
Vibrators can't replace full body intimacy but that's okay, they will eventually "realize" they're all bisexual and start dragging each other into emotionally abusive, unrewarding relationships like they did with the moids
The hottest take is all the foids angry that men are sexually attracted to them when they're naked. I understand that they might want to be naked and not have it be about sex, but honestly it seems like they got the short end of the stick if being the object of desire of their significant other is so unpleasant to them that they'd rather be single.
2nd hottest take is probably the one complaining that she doesn't like not being in control while she has sex. That's what happens in literally any intimate interaction with another person.
I appreciate how the woman saying she prefers sex to vibrators got down voted. Seriously there's a huge difference between between being single and "swearing off the other sex", and people who do the latter are rarely high value
Try and place your head on the chest of your plastic sex toy once you’re done. I bet it doesn’t even come home drunk waking you up and snoring in your ear all night.
1) Turbo mega sluts. Kinda good looking to outright hot. Crazy from too much dick. Complains that the four men she shares with 36 other women dont fuck her good enough.
2) Ugly ass incels foids. Ugly to socially terrified. Crazy from not enough dick. Complains that the guys who dont really want to fuck her dont fuck her good enough.
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1 WhaIeBones 2019-07-08
Dude sentient lmao
1 AI_WAIFU_REBORN 2019-07-08
I can't fault them.
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-07-08
Can’t fault them being too vile to fuck
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-07-08
Ted Bundy might have had a point
1 hobocactus2 2019-07-08
What is it with Teds and visionaries
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-07-08
Blessed Name 🙏
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-07-08
Classic Schmosby.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-07-08
Femcels are a meme.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-08
I’m a Virgo and I’m like the nicest person alive in real life and foids always say “I’m such a Virgo” as a good thing.
I feel like horoscope is just whatever the fuck they feel like making it for the day
1 qwertyman_101 2019-07-08
I'm a Scorpius.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-07-08
Foids are the meme gender
1 yetanotherbaldcunt 2019-07-08
the line between empowered woman and straight up incel grows blurrier every day
1 9r1qm0005bst6u9a 2019-07-08
This needs to be a snappy quote. Not because it's stupid or a meme, but for its unwavering commitment to the truth.
1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-08
Agreed, snappy time
1 lolcows63 2019-07-08
incel was coined by a lesbian
1 PacificSpices 2019-07-08
Aren't these the same people that try to ban sex dolls?
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-07-08
Yes.
1 cfbsympathizer 2019-07-08
And here, we have the female internet dwellers discovering the tool invented by man known as the "vibrator". In real life, this may be a jarring experience to witness, but thankfully the internet has given us a veil of mystery to go along with their innermost thoughts on the tool's comparison to tools of the flesh.
1 aqouta 2019-07-08
Made up cope stats
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-07-08
Imagine thinking foid orgasms are a good thing
1 lvl_99_weeb_slayer 2019-07-08
Every woman I've been with couldn't orgasm during sex, but that wasn't a problem. Because I could.
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-07-08
40-80% is quite the spread. I wonder what the margin of error is on that?
1 ffbtaw2 2019-07-08
40-80%
1 Frostfright 2019-07-08
40-80 is like...why even say a percentage at all. It's basically the same as saying 0-100% at that point
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-07-08
What's funny is that if they said "a lot of women," they'd be perfectly correct. I have trouble orgasming from penetration alone, and I know plenty of other people who do too. Trying to put a percentage on it just makes you look ridiculous.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-07-08
No shit
1 yangpede 2019-07-08
This is literally a thread full of femcels trying to cope with the fact they're forced to use sex toys only.
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1 tHeSiD 2019-07-08
Reee leave pizza alone!
1 Grundleberries 2019-07-08
On point as ever, Professor Shill.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-07-08
Yangpede is Pizzashill?
1 zergling_Lester 2019-07-08
You couldn't tell lol?
1 RichEvansSexbot 2019-07-08
Vibrators can't replace full body intimacy but that's okay, they will eventually "realize" they're all bisexual and start dragging each other into emotionally abusive, unrewarding relationships like they did with the moids
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-07-08
High domestic violence rates in lesbians just made sense
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-07-08
Thank you for explaining the high domestic violence rates for lesbians
1 9r1qm0005bst6u9a 2019-07-08
Either that or they think men suck at sex because they starfish and expect men to do all the work, just like in the workforce.
oops, accidentally seriousposted there. dude bussy lol, I guess?
1 GooseMan1515 2019-07-08
The hottest take is all the foids angry that men are sexually attracted to them when they're naked. I understand that they might want to be naked and not have it be about sex, but honestly it seems like they got the short end of the stick if being the object of desire of their significant other is so unpleasant to them that they'd rather be single.
2nd hottest take is probably the one complaining that she doesn't like not being in control while she has sex. That's what happens in literally any intimate interaction with another person.
1 Feanorfanclub 2019-07-08
I appreciate how the woman saying she prefers sex to vibrators got down voted. Seriously there's a huge difference between between being single and "swearing off the other sex", and people who do the latter are rarely high value
1 vbhj 2019-07-08
>femcel
Female volcel
Mythical creatures more at 11
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-07-08
Imagine blaming your horrid personality making you single on men
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-07-08
They forgot the biggest advantage of vibrators: it has no sense of smell.
1 brand_new_car 2019-07-08
Meme gender
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-08
Cancel foids
1 d-amazo 2019-07-08
lmao that's not how statistics work you dumb cunt.
1 HammerSpamAtlantic 2019-07-08
YAAAASS QUEEN SLAYYYYYY #GrrrlPower
WTF THIS IS DEHUMANIZATION?! FUCK YOU INCEL #ThisIsWhyWeNeedFeminism
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-08
Try and place your head on the chest of your plastic sex toy once you’re done. I bet it doesn’t even come home drunk waking you up and snoring in your ear all night.
1 TheAlamoDrafthouse 2019-07-08
Just more American jobs lost to automation.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-08
Well color me fucking surprised
2 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-07-08
Because we pleasure men 😎
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-07-08
Tmw a feminist uses a sexist insult towards men.
1 le_epic_xd_forever 2019-07-08
C O P E C E L S
1 DramaChudsHog 2019-07-08
The two kinds of foid
1) Turbo mega sluts. Kinda good looking to outright hot. Crazy from too much dick. Complains that the four men she shares with 36 other women dont fuck her good enough.
2) Ugly ass incels foids. Ugly to socially terrified. Crazy from not enough dick. Complains that the guys who dont really want to fuck her dont fuck her good enough.
1 vbhj 2019-07-08
Good afternoon I hate women
1 DramaChudsHog 2019-07-08
Not very centrist to just hate women.
Its the moids who shower them with attention that are just as much to blame.
1 vbhj 2019-07-08
Good morning I hate simps
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-07-08
More like men finally embraced the superiority of bussy
1 HellBurial 2019-07-08
Honestly, as an above-average white male, I really must be living life on easy mode.
All those moids v foids stuff just happens below you if you are just even a little bit normal.
Be a decent moid and attract a decent foid. It's not difficult.
1 Suka_blayt 2019-07-08
Fox_and_the_grapes.exe
1 errderper 2019-07-08
is TwoX starting to become a cope sub for women?