daddy scolds bongistan

87  2019-07-09 by heeehaaw

111 comments

I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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Ryan Hill is still trying to take the place of the krassenstein bros.

He comments on all of daddy's tweets. He's worse than, may Allah forgive me, worse than a janny.

He's worse than, may Allah forgive me, worse than a janny.

Is such a thing possible?

Through jihad everything is possible!

Most Reddit jannies are not trying to boost their "brand." Twitter is a shithole corporations, celebrity ego, "celebrity" ego, marketers, blue checkmarks are locked into like the Nazgul.

Anglos.

M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

If you get

0 Back: Juhanam for you

3 back: you're off the martyr list

5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly

10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ

Lmao

Blue checkmarks that respond to all of Trump’s tweets are potentially the smuggest, most insufferable people on the planet.

leftoid smug is always stupid bullshit

The Mueller Report ‘totally exonerates’ him, but we cannot read it.

Nigga what

He recycled this tweet from March (report was released mid-April) and couldn't even be bothered to update it.

Almost like half of these are astroturfed bots or something

LOL

Lmao the retard is coping by claiming it's an original tweet.

How does this man not have a Patreon.

Seethe more Drumpf.

Us Brits think you're fat and orange anyway.

Being a Britbong and thinking your opinion matters.

Being a burger and thinking life under tangerine Hitler is worth living

Oi! You got a loicense for that opinion?

Living in a country that will jail you for tweeting rap lyrics

Selling blunted kitchen knives because of an "epidemic" of bladed weapons.

Don't get me started on the paki pedo/rape gangs.

Those stories come from cities. Let me quote you some stats from my beautiful and very traditional Conservative county:

98.4% White 72% Christian 0.7% gay (that's me and my husband probably)

Don't swallow the Fake News mainstream media lies.

Care to explain London?

Horrible urban sprawls are the first place immigrants go, then they stay there and breed and everyone else leaves.

TV shows are no different than in America. Everything I watch from UK or US has some mixed-race coupling going on and badass women and useless men (Stranger Things, The Good Place, are my recent examples from US). Every BBC show has a mandatory mixed-race couple. I don't know why.

Imagine thinking TV shows represent real life

The Britbong lashes out in fear, screaming off statistics to give himself a sense of pride that his country doesn't provide. Little does he know that daddy can glass his country with little hesitation, and no one would bat an eye.

Just going to refer you to a slightly changed version of first point:

if you're truly a British supremacist, why would you care when a Burger tries to talk to you?

98.4% white

Literally hell

Sounds like you need to LET THEM IN 😍 😍😍

98.4% White

The V1 and V2 were the greatest humanitarian invention of all times.

Wow a gay Brit with opinions on the United States?

I've seen everything now.

Maybe don't be retarded on the international stage if you don't want people internationally to say you're retarded.

We should have destroyed the RAF and your radar stations in 1940.

Cool so racial slurs are fine now right?

If you think paki is a terrible racial slur you must've been pissed at Jurassic world.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/jurassic-worlds-unintentionally-very-racist-line-is-stunning-audiences-10328121.html

There are some even worse ones I could teach you, like retard or Hagwei, chernozhopy, kaffir or how about Abbo?

Don't be such a sensitive faggot.

Why are you so offended that I pointed out that you used a racist word?

Drama isn't the place to bitch about supposedly racist words, if I had called you a sand n*gger or something I could understand why your bussyblasted.

Racial slurs are cool and good.

Don't focus on that

Daddy will be out of office sometime soon, you inbred island goblins are going to have to deal with brexit for waaaaaay longer

I prefer the German word for britbongs "Inselaffen" or island apes.

based krauts

Damn, I don't normally like giving the gose golems credit, but that's pretty epic

inbred island goblins

That is unironically a beautiful insult, but I do have to point out its flaw.

An island that is subject to a massive, demographic-shifting influx of immigrants can't be inbred.

Unless of course the native population was inbred and the immigrants are inbred 🤔

The last part you said is 100% undeniable truth

Your curried brain finally got to the point by the end there

Just call them inselaffen

Based and 1776pilled

1812 🇬🇧🇬🇧🔥

You are orange man Donald Trump

This

Get back to potions class before I personally dump all of your tea into the ocean, you two-bit limey.

Incomprehensible Burger wit

OK, hold up there, Bongistani. Drumph may be a confused, embarrassing, pathetic, dumbass boomer but remember which country is the one that's spent the last two years bitching at each other about how they want to walk into their recession. Know your place, you're gonna need to do some groveling when you have to beg Daddy for a trade deal 😘

Trump should lock all of Britain in a concentration camp.

Thank you, Mr. President!

You think it'd be difficult to be more obnoxious than Trump ending his post by thanking himself but somehow blue checkmarks find a way.

Sad!

Very legal!

the wacky ambassador

Lmao current year strikes again

If there aren't a barrage of wry responses to this from British officials than London truly has fallen.

judging by the soccer threads they are all out of clever but have plenty of smug left

Foist is an underused word and I'm surprised someone as illiterate as Trump knows it.

It could've been used more often a few decades ago. Any drama boomers want to confirm?

Foist the moist foid

hoist the moist joist

I read your comment wrong and had to jump back to the tweet to see if daddy had called May a foid.

this is when you know you've spent too much time here

Yeah but those commas bother me.

Did dementia daddy name the (((anglo)))?

What does this sentence mean?

wacky

I don't know anything about the dude, but I hope this means he's as epic as the UK ambassador in The West Wing

I told @theresa_may how to do that deal, but she went her own foolish way

unfortunately, politicians listen to people who have knowledge and experience, not bankrupt businessmen.

Well Daddy isn't inpeachd and Theresa May is getting cucked and chucked by a fat blonde Elton John lookalike who probably sells used cars, so.....

Johnson is the kinda person who'd sell used Rolls Royces as a hobby.

Like what 300+ businesses that aren't bankrupt and like 3 that did?

COPE AND SEETHING

Most of his businesses are failed or literal scams lol.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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POst proof pizza cuck

He literally settled a fraud lawsuit during the election.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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Oh my lord he like had shitty 10 businesses and 11 bankrupt casinos out of literally hundreds of successful things he pursued

Pizza you outghta have a therapist. Or stop doing addy.

The man is literally a well-known grifter lmao.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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Whats your thoughts on brexit?

Very dumb choice.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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Whys that?

Because there is literally nothing to be gained from leaving the European Union and everything to be lost. Not a single cited reason by the leave movement had any validity, made any sense, and not a single promise they made will come true.

Leaving the union is going to hurt the very people that voted for it under the illusion they would somehow benefit.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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How will london be impacted?

The financial sector, for starters.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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God you are easy to string along

Yeah, or you have no retort to anything I said.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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Im asking questions to get your retarded takes and milk you dry you addy addicted fiend

I'm sure.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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Yikesy dikesy always have to reply-sy

Yes.

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It all adds up.

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K

look how smart i am guys i made pizza respond by pretending to be a retarded rightoid

holy shit the amount of skill that takes

unfortunately, politicians listen to people who have knowledge and experience

I'm afraid you might be just as retarded as Daddy

He does know he can just revoke the ambassador's credentials, right?

God damn, I love it when he starts fights but if he could talk less like a fucking lunatic boomer that would be great.

Thanks Mr. President, Very cool!

Bongistan best Stan, change my mind

It never fails to amuse how sensitive the guy is.

BEADY EYES