The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
I was pretty surprised too, I literally have not been able to look at him the same for 2 years. There were also conversations about 'training' our family dog, I make sure they're never alone together and I've even cancelled a New Year's Party because he decided to 'stay in alone for the night'.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-09
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-09
OwO vore me snappy
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-09
This is why I only shitpost about fucking dogs on reddit 🙏🐺
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-07-09
I once was using my brothers computer when he was on vacation and found a video of him licking a horse's asshole. AMA
1 VanillaReign 2019-07-09
Hi, AugustinesBitchBoy! Thanks for doing this AMA. I love your work, and I'm a huge fan. So my question is, what the absolute fuck?
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-07-09
I was pretty surprised too, I literally have not been able to look at him the same for 2 years. There were also conversations about 'training' our family dog, I make sure they're never alone together and I've even cancelled a New Year's Party because he decided to 'stay in alone for the night'.
1 LGBTWMSTEOOPAAFFWC 2019-07-09
Was it a mare or a stallion?
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-07-09
Definitely a Stallion, there were also a lot of gifs of dogs fucking people in a text conversation
1 LGBTWMSTEOOPAAFFWC 2019-07-09
Based
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-07-09
Was it the peanut butter trick?
1 Ssj887 2019-07-09
Ever tell him you knew?
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-07-09
nope, don't want that fucking awkwardness but also I might need money in the future
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-07-09
• Favorite food/best beverage? • Music & pony preferences? • Bong or pipe?
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-07-09
ALCOHOL
Hildegard, cute ones
Devil's lettuce