BurgerKing has started serving tacos. In response to the negative 👎 launch they’ve created a bot to respond (tweets&replies) to everyone mentioning it.

94  2019-07-09 by McFluff_TheCrimeCat

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They brought back the tacos? Awesome!

Why would someone go to a burger king for a fucking taco?

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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It's like bk learned NOTHING from when McDonalds tried this shit with pizzas and fajitas in the 80s-90s

You’re going to have to spill the tea on that one 👴?

Mickey D's had a stint where they offered fajitas and pizzas, and I think also bratwurst.

Also learn some fucking burger history

I bet he doesn’t even know about the Noid

I bet you only know the noid is because you watched tranny games done quick.

😂👌

That one Jontron episode where he plays it

noid was one of three games i got to rent back the one time i rented an nes.

mario 3 and lolo 3. i was too stupid to understand the concept of an rpg so that one sat around.

Don’t even get started on the McLobster or the McSpaghetti

Don't forget the spaghetti

Well IHOP is serving burgers now, so nothing's sacred anymore.

It’s IHOB

dude McDonald’s pizza was fucking GREAT

still no idea why it didn’t take off tbh

It was back when Little Caesar's was decent and Pizza Hut was still a sitdown place with lunch buffets. They just chose a shit time to hop on the pizza train

Pizza Hut buffets were legit.

the fajitas were great: low carb low quality food that was cheap and not fried. they fucked it all up though by never giving out real taco sauce or salsa and just gave shitty picante sauce.

I never got to try the fajitas when they still had them, pizzas weren't the worst though

the same reason anyone eats fast food: they're fat lazy fucks with no standards or self-respect

american poor

cause I'm a fucking pig and now I know what I'm having for.lunch tomorrow. I'm getting turgid just thinking about it

I don't eat FF very often because I'm not a disgusting pig, but I will say that Popeye's is going at Chik Fil A's neck by offering their own fried chicken sammich, and I may just have to check it out

Popeye's a chick fil a are two totally different markets.

They are both tasty in their own way, but way different demographic markets.

Just missing a tatoo parlor and maybr a divebar

stop doxxing me

Popeye's and chick-fil-a are two totally different markets.

yeah chik fil a is for bland honkies and popeye's is actually good but unfortunately will give you turbo diabetes

No one asked for this, and you know it's going to be awful. It's like going to Taco Bell and ordering a chicken sandwich. Or going to an Asian massage parlor and asking for a real massage instead of just a handjob.

Why would someone go to a burger king

Cultural appropriation 😠

Jack in the box has pretty good roadkill tacos 2 for $.99.

Theyve had it for years

Jack in the box serves tacos and they are some of the most popular items on the menu you fucking idiot.

Is jack and the box burger king now?

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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Jack in the box tacos are like Burger King tacos at best.

Further, why would anyone go to a burger King for a burger? The worst fast food joint.

The last time I went to a burger king I was with my ex and some adult males were dealing in yu-gi-oh cards and yelling at each other.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

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you know there is that push to talk function on discord where you can turn your mic off when youre not talking. helps get rid of background noise. Might help when you have to leave the house to get some groceries next month

Oh, is the drunk that whines about killing himself trying to come at me?

Not sure who you're talking about. Is this him?

You can link pictures of me all day dude. It's not going to change the fact you're low IQ, a drunk, and whined about killing yourself on a dramacord VC.

Is that a threat?

Don't be silly, I'd just hate to see an upstanding member of the /r/drama community sitewide banned forever because his obsession got out of hand.

Damn. That guy better be careful.

Yeah, like I said, a drunk that survives on being obsessed with someone on the internet might not fare so well in the event of a reddit perma ban.

oh no

user reports:

1: I'm just reporting this so y'all get a laugh of out of the irony

And we appreciate you for doing so.

but kippot already left

This guy is kippot 2.0.

hmmm

As a drunk that survives on being obsessed with someone on the internet, that might be trouble for you.

that does sound like kippot

Also seems like you might have just done something in violation of Reddit rules. I won't report you, but someone might. And it'd be a shame if you were to have that account banned, and then someone were to report every single new account you made for reddit ban evasion and the admins had to take action over that.

but so does this lol

He's got it backwards. I survive on the booze. I waste my time by surfing the web.

Reminder pojom would rather let circo ass fucker then hold your hand.

When did you become such an incel rightoid dude? Pathetic

Do I know you?

I got literally who'd

It's over

I suspect it never started for you.

Are you going to let me get the last reply here

I'm sure it'd make your day.

I love pojoms boobies

Yeah, if only you had seen them.

It isn't relevant to me. I don't care.

I feel like they made some good suggestions

Don't you ever want to have a real gf?

I've had 10 girlfriends and there's literally a picture of me on the sidebar tonguing a foid.

So again, nothing you say to me is relevant. Not in your wildest dreams could you ever any impact on me whatsoever.

You really are obsessed with circo aren't you lmao

No, obsession is finding 5-year-old pics of someone, taking them out of context, and them embarrassingly trying to use them to attack someone that doesn't even know you.

You really shouldn't threaten to beat up circo online

So no response to your obvious obsession?

Obsession with what? We have a new channel on dramacord full of your pics, I literally just copy pasted lmao

So to be clear here, you don't see how taking pics of someone from a discord server and posting them on Reddit in an effort to attack said person, a person that has no idea who you are, is an obsession?

Is following circo around reddit threatening to kill him an obsession?

Copy paste me threatening to kill Circo.

Sorry I'm not obsessed

In case you guys were wondering, that means "I lied and got called on it."

No I've seen the screenshots, you threatened to kill his family dude

Post them.

That would a violation of my source's privacy

Oh, in that case, I've seen pictures of you talking about how you like to fuck 8-year-olds and eat dog shit.

I'd post them, but that would violate my source's privacy.

I've said that publically multiple times

So there we have it, this guy likes to rape children and is a pedo.

I completely agree

I'm sorry, I do not engage pedophiles and as you've admitted to being one, you're now dismissed.

circo can always be your girlfriend if worst comes to worst

would've been 100x better if you submitted it as a post :/

That's a picture from years ago during a neckbeard competition with my IRL friend.

grow it again but properly

I don't like facial hair and shave daily.

Why don’t you come to dramacord so we can dab on some commies together

Sounds like my high school library back in the late 2000s.

t. amerifats

It all ends up liquid hot shit anyways...#bktacotime

Because they don't live in Texas.

tbqh a taco that tastes like onion rings and whoppers doesnt sound half bad

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Pizza. I interact daily with a foid who runs a corporate social media account.

These people are literally retarded.

Oh. And she majored in journalism 😂

Based bot

don't @ me

based

They look like baby shit. Fuck you spambot

Unequivocally based

The freshly launched halloumi burger is equally shit too.

silence, brand

Burger King has sold these tacos, off and on, for over twenty years.

I think the bot should shame them for thinking their tepid takes on fast food preferences was worth tweeting about.

I just barfed in my mouth. Tastes better than that shit looks.

Looks like a Jack in the Box taco from the outside but somehow worse on the inside, if such a thing is possible.

Looks like it would be tasty.

I hope they have them at the BK5

Burger King seems to be doing retarded stuff right now, in my country they have just started serving a burger called ”50/50”.

This means there is a 50% chance you get a veggie burger and 50 for a normal meat burger.

Fast Food lootboxes?

They targeted burgers, BURGERS😡

Whose genius idea was that?

I don’t know, suppose someone working at burger king.

Someone who makes more money than all of us.