/~/~THIS COMMENT WAS MADE BY PSY/~/~
/~/~ UH UH AH AH CHING CHANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG IS MY SWAG/~/~
/~/~ I NOSCOPE720 69 SCRUBS OLOLOLOL /~/~
/~/~ IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, TOUGH LUCK, THERE IS NO GOOD. I'M 100% WORST /~/~
/~/~ HILLARYxTRUMP FANFIC IS HOW I ROLL /~/~
I used to have one on here like "follow my profile to take part in my daily le reddit adventures!" or some shit on my first account just because people fucking hated it. It was great, might have to do it again.
Even Jews aren't named Abraham anymore. Actually I do know someone named Abraham but I'm not sure if he's a Jew or not. However he goes by Abe and his brother goes by Gabe so that's true unfortunate banking.
You know how everyone at the doctor's office is required to refer to you by your preferred name? I'm thinking that it might raise my self-esteem if all the the nurses had to call me Chad.
I'm tall, handsome, have an incredible voice, and am great at putting on an air of confidence. But I'm also too fucking worn out to bother talking to the boring chicks I match with online. Used to kill at Tinder when I put the effort in, had 3 FWB off of it at the same time once.
I hate online dating. Idk how exactly old people did things, but I wish doing it like they did were still the go-to.
My unironic theory on why these things exist is something about the neurons and specific brain regions responsible for “hedgehog” and “sonic” are going to be closely overlapped or shared with our brains region for desire and obsession and fulfillment or something we can’t measure yet and 5% of the population are guna have these wires crossed to varying degrees
My unironic theory is that Ted Kaczynski was right and we'd all be better off prying grubs off rocks and dying at 35 of various diseases we had no clue existed
Jesus Fucking Christ. We've reached the point in Earth's history where Fight Club is an old movie, so only a certain kind of person is expected to have seen it. Nobody had a problem with it when it came out except Roger Ebert because he was the dumbest fucking person on Earth when it came to movies. One of the best things that God ever did was punishing him with that cancer.
The site closed completely, the owner vanished as far as anyone knows, and everyone else involved is probably either hiding out on deviantART and/or a furry, I imagine
In late 2013 she deleted Sonic Passion and blanked her own site (now also deleted), and put up a goodbye message saying she'd lost her ardour for Sonic and was suffering from a botched botox injection which had "leaked in my blood stream causing horrific and possibly irreversible damage to my body". She ended on an optimistic note though, so hopefully she's still out there doing her thing somewhere.
The whole message is here, I was worried it'd vanished completely but someone with more sense than me archived it
I should one of these days, but unfortunately I'm pretty sure that everything I know about is 100% gone and not even archived because you had to login to the communities to get access to the threads.
You'd be surprised at how much of the good shit on LJ is gone. I'm talking about free-standing forums tho, which is what I was much familiar with at the time.
Fuck I miss old forum sites. In high school I was part of a lucid dreaming website and people got so bitchy about what the best way to fall asleep was.
I WANT HIM TO SLICE OPEN ONE OF HIS ARTERIES AND BATHE ME IN HIS BLOOD UNTIL HIS WHITE CELL COUNT MATCHES MY WHITE SEX COUNT OH GOD I'M CUMMING JUST THINKING ABOUT HIS PUS!
Haha great find snally, but I'm not reading another fucking word of this autistic disaster.
Some people have unscientifically hypothesized that autists are attracted to Sonic because of the exaggerated facial expressions, one-dimensional characters, and the fact that there are a billion different characters that all look really similar
I swear to fuck Snally, you post the best shit. You are also one of the few people with the gumption to post an actual link to breeding.zone on Reddit.
Seriously. This grade of depravity now has to be pulled from private Discord channels.
Please do SatAM drama next. We need to see some SonManic. Not even the most emotionally stunted 15 year old foid marrying Sephiroth can match the sheer autistic fetish power of the Sonic fandom.
I was reading this post and then my neighbour came by and we read it together. She said this post really changed her life and it touched my heart. My village people are so grateful.
Y'all missed out on Danny the Panda. Dude ran like 4 Sonic forums that were all just him and had an irrational hatred for Amy. Unfortunately shit's all gone because Metokur found him on a stream and his fans figured out his forum password was... "sonic".
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-09
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1 acidoverbasic 2019-07-09
Lmao this fucking signature
1 Luigichu1238 2019-07-09
remove the space
1 acidoverbasic 2019-07-09
Idk about computer shit, but I'm on desktop and the link looks ok?
1 Luigichu1238 2019-07-09
yeah reddit fucked it up for me
1 acidoverbasic 2019-07-09
I think I fixed it.
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
Can you imagine scrolling past that every time you want to read a thread?
1 OwMyBenis 2019-07-09
I do most of the time with all of pizzashills responses and the automod replies.
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
good point
1 femroot 2019-07-09
Some forums have a disable signature function, doubt the people on that site could avoid seeing that guys signature though
1 seenten 2019-07-09
Stupid long/flashy signatures were the lifeblood of shitty forums
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-07-09
It needs more gifs if you ask me.
1 femroot 2019-07-09
This guy's commentary is spot on
1 Osterion 2019-07-09
14 years together 😍
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-09
I miss signatures form old forums. Reddit needs that.
1 Clean_lt_Up_Jannie 2019-07-09
You could just make one you know.
1 Psyman2 2019-07-09
Word
/~/~THIS COMMENT WAS MADE BY PSY/~/~
/~/~ UH UH AH AH CHING CHANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG IS MY SWAG/~/~
/~/~ I NOSCOPE720 69 SCRUBS OLOLOLOL /~/~ /~/~ IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, TOUGH LUCK, THERE IS NO GOOD. I'M 100% WORST /~/~ /~/~ HILLARYxTRUMP FANFIC IS HOW I ROLL /~/~
1 ScroblertMoblert 2019-07-09
I used to have one on here like "follow my profile to take part in my daily le reddit adventures!" or some shit on my first account just because people fucking hated it. It was great, might have to do it again.
1 Cdace 2019-07-09
Please do
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-07-09
Where have all the UncleSamuels gone?
1 Grundleberries 2019-07-09
You can
1 Sanguinica 2019-07-09
That's a blast from the past right there
1 Redactor0 2019-07-09
There were a lot of crazy emo foids posting shit like this in red text on black backgrounds in that era, but I never did see it about Sonic.
1 Cdace 2019-07-09
Emo foids 😍 shame that they’re insane but that look always did it for me
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-07-09
>sonic
as always, make sure to google "[your_name] the hedgehog"
but for better results, use bing. for whatever reason bing works better for memes and porn.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-07-09
Oh Jesus
http://i.imgur.com/5ScyDF5.png
1 preserved_fish 2019-07-09
That is the best ms paint meme I've seen in months.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-07-09
It is a disrespect to my name 😠
1 Barkasia 2019-07-09
Who the fuck is called Abraham in the 21st century?
Do your Amish parents know you're dramaposting?
1 OwMyBenis 2019-07-09
Usually people accuse me if being Jewish.
1 reptilia987 2019-07-09
The virgin chad vs. the chad Abraham
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-09
Even Jews aren't named Abraham anymore. Actually I do know someone named Abraham but I'm not sure if he's a Jew or not. However he goes by Abe and his brother goes by Gabe so that's true unfortunate banking.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-07-09
Well now you know my name. Cope faggot
1 Redactor0 2019-07-09
You know how everyone at the doctor's office is required to refer to you by your preferred name? I'm thinking that it might raise my self-esteem if all the the nurses had to call me Chad.
1 ScroblertMoblert 2019-07-09
I'm unironically gonna name my kid either Chad or Stacy if whatever foid I end up having them with will let me.
1 Quietus42 2019-07-09
Don't you wish your hedgehog was hot like me?
1 OwMyBenis 2019-07-09
Pakistani?
1 Quietus42 2019-07-09
Vocel if you wouldn't
1 OwMyBenis 2019-07-09
Seriously tho, I am a volcel.
1 darth_tiffany 2019-07-09
New snappy quote!
1 seenten 2019-07-09
I don't come to arr drama for sad realtalk
1 MagicHoudini 2019-07-09
It gets better brother.
1 ScroblertMoblert 2019-07-09
I'm tall, handsome, have an incredible voice, and am great at putting on an air of confidence. But I'm also too fucking worn out to bother talking to the boring chicks I match with online. Used to kill at Tinder when I put the effort in, had 3 FWB off of it at the same time once.
I hate online dating. Idk how exactly old people did things, but I wish doing it like they did were still the go-to.
1 Doctor-Pavel 2019-07-09
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1 seenten 2019-07-09
Hey let me try B U S S Y L M A O
1 Grundleberries 2019-07-09
I S R A E L
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1 911roofer 2019-07-09
I can just picture him rolling around. It's awful. Make it stop! Make it stop!
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-07-09
Kiwi Farms is sitewide banned? rofl
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2019-07-09
Burn them
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-07-09
Hmm. could have sworn there was one that actually looked decent last time I did this, but now there's only this one.
1 ashleychudd 2019-07-09
Sonic has gotta be the most autistic fandom on the planet. The games were never even good.
1 VanillaReign 2019-07-09
Eh, Sonic Spinball was pretty alright.
1 zhcyiDnein 2019-07-09
out Out OUT
1 RonPaulsDragRace 2019-07-09
I was partial to Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, myself.
1 Zozbot 2019-07-09
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-07-09
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-07-09
zozzle
1 seenten 2019-07-09
But the bLAsT PrOCeSsiNg
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-07-09
Gotta go autistic.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-07-09
like, are you really gonna include sonic 1, 2, 3, & Knuckles, and Mania in that?
1 epicbaconResurection 2019-07-09
My unironic theory on why these things exist is something about the neurons and specific brain regions responsible for “hedgehog” and “sonic” are going to be closely overlapped or shared with our brains region for desire and obsession and fulfillment or something we can’t measure yet and 5% of the population are guna have these wires crossed to varying degrees
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-09
My unironic theory is that Ted Kaczynski was right and we'd all be better off prying grubs off rocks and dying at 35 of various diseases we had no clue existed
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-07-09
My favorite part of Fight Club is when he says we should all wear only leather pants for our entire lives.
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-07-09
People that lime that movie are the worst.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-07-09
I really like how Chuck rode it into the ground.
Did you know Brad Pitt actually appears to every single member of his family to cuck them to reproduce?
1 Redactor0 2019-07-09
Jesus Fucking Christ. We've reached the point in Earth's history where Fight Club is an old movie, so only a certain kind of person is expected to have seen it. Nobody had a problem with it when it came out except Roger Ebert because he was the dumbest fucking person on Earth when it came to movies. One of the best things that God ever did was punishing him with that cancer.
Also, people who like that movie, thx.
1 MagicHoudini 2019-07-09
Talking mad shit about my man Roger and praising edgy Gen X movies against capitalism and self improvement.
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-07-09
It's 2 decades old for goodness sake
1 vtesterlwg 2019-07-09
nah
1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-09
How long have you been holding onto this page in your saved for later folder Snally?
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
Surprisingly I only found out about it recently
1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-09
Now I'm unironically curious about the chain of events that caused this webpage that appears to have been created in 2005 to your attention recently.
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
I found the link on another community; nothing too interesting. Apparently the forum got a lot of attention at some point, but I must have missed it.
1 OwMyBenis 2019-07-09
Don't lie, you were jilling it to Sonic porn.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-07-09
::::: grimacing ::::
1 You-Key-Oh-Me-She-Ma 2019-07-09
No, Grimacing is when you J/O to the McDonalds character.
1 LightUmbra 2019-07-09
Man I wish that site still existed. Do you know if they have moved to greener pastures?
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
The site closed completely, the owner vanished as far as anyone knows, and everyone else involved is probably either hiding out on deviantART and/or a furry, I imagine
1 LightUmbra 2019-07-09
😢
1 grafeldgetsstronger 2019-07-09
In late 2013 she deleted Sonic Passion and blanked her own site (now also deleted), and put up a goodbye message saying she'd lost her ardour for Sonic and was suffering from a botched botox injection which had "leaked in my blood stream causing horrific and possibly irreversible damage to my body". She ended on an optimistic note though, so hopefully she's still out there doing her thing somewhere.
The whole message is here, I was worried it'd vanished completely but someone with more sense than me archived it
1 ComedicSans 2019-07-09
Jesus fucking Christ.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-07-09
Now do a post about people who roleplay as wolves plz
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
I should one of these days, but unfortunately I'm pretty sure that everything I know about is 100% gone and not even archived because you had to login to the communities to get access to the threads.
1 these_days_bot 2019-07-09
Especially these days
1 maharashtraman 2019-07-09
😢 i weep for the drama that has been lost
1 trexmundi 2019-07-09
Most of livejournal is still online and accessible, or archived. It was ground zero for that shit pre-Tumblr and somewhat post custom webforum.
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
You'd be surprised at how much of the good shit on LJ is gone. I'm talking about free-standing forums tho, which is what I was much familiar with at the time.
1 You-Key-Oh-Me-She-Ma 2019-07-09
Fuck I miss old forum sites. In high school I was part of a lucid dreaming website and people got so bitchy about what the best way to fall asleep was.
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
what was the url or name?
1 trexmundi 2019-07-09
Frienditto never fucking delivered.
1 byobombs 2019-07-09
Haha great find snally, but I'm not reading another fucking word of this autistic disaster.
1 goldfish_memories 2019-07-09
Snally is the queen of obscure drama. Doesn't excuse her from being a foid though
1 911roofer 2019-07-09
It's like reading the fucking Necronomicon.
1 companyfry 2019-07-09
Can anyone tldr this for me it’s burning my eyes trying to read on my phone
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-07-09
Of course a guy who looks like this was involved.
1 911roofer 2019-07-09
He's thinner than I thought he would be
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-07-09
They're either morbidly obese or stick thin. There's no in between.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-07-09
Fucking prude. Sonic would never want your vanilla ass.
1 OniTan 2019-07-09
Classic cringe.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-07-09
Something about relate-able animal cartoon characters and the 90's spawned a really bizarre kink.
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
Some people have unscientifically hypothesized that autists are attracted to Sonic because of the exaggerated facial expressions, one-dimensional characters, and the fact that there are a billion different characters that all look really similar
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-09
That's my favorite kind of hypothesis.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-09
Also the spinning. Autists fucking love spinning things.
1 trexmundi 2019-07-09
I swear to fuck Snally, you post the best shit. You are also one of the few people with the gumption to post an actual link to breeding.zone on Reddit.
Seriously. This grade of depravity now has to be pulled from private Discord channels.
Please do SatAM drama next. We need to see some SonManic. Not even the most emotionally stunted 15 year old foid marrying Sephiroth can match the sheer autistic fetish power of the Sonic fandom.
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
The sonic fandom is something that you should only touch once in a while so you don't end up with an uncurable disease
1 Redactor0 2019-07-09
It's one of those things where you to respect its power and just keep your eyes closed sometimes, kinda like the Ark of the Covenant.
1 ScroblertMoblert 2019-07-09
That link 404s.
1 HotMess42 2019-07-09
Guess who just got stage 4 cancer
1 Spysix 2019-07-09
Read the article in Jim's voice.
1 HomoSapiensAreGay 2019-07-09
I was reading this post and then my neighbour came by and we read it together. She said this post really changed her life and it touched my heart. My village people are so grateful.
Wow thanks for sharing.
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
I am glad that you shared that moment with your neighbour
1 LGBTWMSTEOOPAAFFWC 2019-07-09
Y'all missed out on Danny the Panda. Dude ran like 4 Sonic forums that were all just him and had an irrational hatred for Amy. Unfortunately shit's all gone because Metokur found him on a stream and his fans figured out his forum password was... "sonic".
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
Too good to be true 🤣
1 jubbergun 2019-07-09
Every day we stray farther from God's light.
1 seenten 2019-07-09
snally always coming in with the best obscure internet drama
1 JackJoestar 2019-07-09
This is what happens when you cum in a Petri dish and let it fester for a couple decades
1 BidenDiddlesKids 2019-07-09
You’re just pissed cuz they banned you
1 ExtremelyOnlineG 2019-07-09
I spend all day reading internet degeneracy and this really seems like something different and unique
1 themachine415 2019-07-09
is chris chan included in this community?
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
CWC always did his own thing from what i can gather
1 IndependentGur4 2019-07-09
You're really late to the party. This page has been around for a while
1 snallygaster 2019-07-09
That doesn't make it any less worth sharing.