Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
Read the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and it does sound like her. She also jilled herself in a mall changing room, didnt wash her hands and asked random people if they liked what the "perfume" on her fingers smelled like and only 1 old guy out of everyone was able to tell it was pussy. She got a couple I dont smell anythings and that smells bad. Yuck.
Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot
"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.
And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.
Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".
The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually interesting with its many veins, skin folds, and a glans with a shape that suggests sleekness and a color that changes to demonstrate the intensity of lust.
However, it is certainly not the best. It is firmly in third place.
In first obviously comes the horse. I won't go into great detail on horse cocks, as they are already quite popular even with the non-zoophilic general public. The size, the shape, and the power of the animal a horse cock is attached to are all part of a sexual mystique that has been well explored in many cultures throughout history.
There is one other kind of animal, however, that has us solidly beat, even though it has no such following. I speak of the spectacular, over-the-top sensuality of the amazing "red rocket" possessed by canines. We ignore this one, perhaps, because dogs are generally much closer to the majority of us than horses. There is no reason to romanticize the mundane, as we do for the equine penis, and we are often quite scared of our dogs' sexuality, since we do have to live with them instead of just looking at them in a field we're driving by. By acknowledging that it's at all there, we are forced to deal with it in a fashion other than having the vet remove it, and we are usually more worried about what that means for us than what it means for them.
Nonetheless, dog penises are wonderful, a fact which deserves to be recognized even if the vast majority of us will never experience one firsthand.
The first thing that anyone will notice about a dog's erection is the color. "Florid" is the best word I can think of to describe this beautiful display. From angry, fire engine red, through every possible shade of pink, with some extraordinary specimens additionally featuring deep purple and glistening white, an erect dog's penis rewards the viewer's eyes with the full spectrum of colors that our culture associates with the urgent desire of lust. As it comes out of its sheath, its palette seems to beg to return to a warm and cozy place inside the body of another.
Its form and functionality are similarly titillating. The pointed, very slightly flared tip allows for easy entry without being completely smooth, and while perhaps not as visually exciting as the glans of a human, certainly gets the job done comfortably and efficiently. The size when fully erect tends to be very impressive in proportion to its owner, often being much thicker and somewhat longer than the average human penis. However, most people aren't fully aware of that, because of another handy trick the canine dick can perform.
When the action begins, it's much smaller. Very thin, and a bit shorter. Once it's in, or played with sufficiently, it inflates to its full, throbbing size, allowing for the receptive partner to adjust more comfortably. No inflatable dildo I've ever seen has such a wide range of widths as does our best friends' tackle. They usually just seem to start at "too big" and get "slightly bigger." A dog's penis is much more friendly, allowing even the novice to enjoyably accommodate something really fat and juicy.
And juicy it certainly is! One of the best things about wolf wang is the precum. There is so much! And unlike ours, which merely drools when we get close to the end, theirs begins squirting almost constantly, nearly as soon as the fun begins. The result is a satisfyingly messy taste sensation that is truly without compare. On the other end, this also serves a practical purpose, contributing greatly to the fact that a dog penis is self-lubricating, a trait I'm sure we've all wished we could share at some point.
Of course, no discussion of dog dicks would be complete without a mention of the crown jewel, the one thing that most strikingly sets them apart from us: the bulbus glandis. Ranging in size from a rather small plum to near that of a softball, the swollen base of a canine's cock is both an invitation and a challenge. Do you want to take the knot? Can you? Once you have, of course, there is the dizzying feeling of being dominated, not by your partner, but by your own desires. Trapped there on the floor for up to twenty minutes, one must simply wait and enjoy the feeling of being so consumed with lustful passion that the fear and shame of being caught seem immaterial. When you are tied, it is inescapable that a part of your identity is firmly outside of the mainstream's comfort zone. A piece of your soul is there, wrapped tightly around that dog's twitching, squirting dick just as surely as your pussy or ass is.
The thing that draws many to such interests is the fact that this is a perfectly symbolic microcosm for all of our sexuality. In our culture, even purely vanilla sex is often made to feel "naughty." The most banal and benign aspects of sexuality are couched in terms that make us feel a little wrong to want it, even in the strictly defined contexts where it's not supposed to be. In that moment when you accept the knot, and make yourself incapable of defense against whatever might occur should your door suddenly open, you have decided that you're not going to play that game anymore. The world may say you're a filthy slut; you're happy to be one, if that means enjoying yourself to the fullest with your most loyal companion.
Overall, it is simply a fact that your dog's dick is better than yours in nearly every way that matters. It's alright to feel a little jealous, but I think it would be nice if we as a culture could recognize this more openly, similarly to how we do for horses. Happiness in this strange and beautiful world in which we live lies in fully appreciating all of nature's marvels, and nature has certainly made the canine penis marvelous.
36 U.S. dog bite-related fatalities occurred in 2015. Despite being regulated in Military Housing areas and over 700 U.S. cities, pit bulls contributed to 78% (28) of these deaths. Pit bulls make up about 6.6% of the total U.S. dog population.3
Together, pit bulls (28) and rottweilers (4), the second most lethal dog breed, accounted for 89% of the total recorded deaths in 2015. This same combination also accounted for 76% of all fatal attacks during the 11-year period of 2005 to 2015.
The breakdown between these two breeds is substantial over this 11-year period. From 2005 to 2015, pit bulls killed 233 Americans, about one citizen every 17 days, versus rottweilers, which killed 42, about one citizen every 96 days.
In the year of 2015, the combination of pit bulls (28), their close cousins, American bulldogs (2), and rottweilers (4) contributed to 94% (34) of all dog bite-related fatalities. Both American bulldog fatalities occurred in Miami-Dade County, Florida.
Annual data from 2015 shows that 39% (14) of the fatality victims were children ages 9-years and younger, and 61% (22) were adults, ages 22-years and older. Of the total adults killed by canines in 2015, 64% (14) were ages 60-years and older.
Annual data shows that when combining all age groups, male victims (22) were greater in number than female victims (14). Among children ages 9-years and younger, males were excessively victims 79% (11), versus females 21% (3).
In 2015, nearly one third, 31% (11), of all dog bite fatality victims were either visiting or living temporarily with the dog's owner when the fatal attack occurred. Children ages 9-years and younger accounted for 82% (9) of these deaths.
50% (18) of all fatalities in 2015 involved more than one dog; 17% (6) involved a pack attack of four or more dogs; 19% (7) involved breeding on the dog owner's property either actively or in the recent past and 6% (2) involved tethered dogs.
In 2015, 11% (4) of all fatal attacks were inflicted by dogs rehomed by shelters or rescues. County operated shelters in Buncombe County, North Carolina and Madison County, Tennessee each adopted out a dog that fatally attacked a person.
Dog ownership information for 2015 shows that non-family dogs inflicted the majority of dog bite fatalities, 58% (21), up from the 10-year average of 47%. Over two-thirds of all fatal dog attacks, 69% (25), occurred on the dog owner's property.
In 2015, 17% (6) of attacks causing death resulted in meaningful criminal charges; down from the 10-year average of 23%. 2015 also marked the first time a medical examiner ruled "suicide" as the manner of death in a fatal dog mauling.
Pit bull mauls woman to death at pet motel in Louisiana
WEST MONROE, Louisiana -- A pit bull mauled a woman to death at a pet motel in West Monroe, Louisiana. The owner of Happy Hounds said they were keeping the dog for the first time.
"This situation is horrific and awful," said Scotty Robinson, President of the Ouachita Parish Police Jury.
Robinson said what others would only tell KNOE-TV off camera. Laura Ray was killed by a pit bull at Happy Hounds Hotel around 11 p.m. Wednesday.
The owner, who wouldn't go on camera, says Ray worked there for a while. But she says this was their first time keeping the dog that attacked her.
The kennel owner says the dog's owner signed forms saying the dog was not aggressive.
"That dog should and will be put down. I can guarantee you that," Robinson said.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Here are updated links for this [[current year]], courtesy of /r/banpitbulls!
"Of the 95 patients, 50% were the result of a pit bull terrier bite and 22% by a law enforcement dog. A total of 32% were attacked by multiple dogs. There was a 51% incidence of severe injury (amputation or fracture) with a significant association with breed."
Conclusions: The results of this retrospective review are aligned mostly with the general trends found in previous national and global studies, supporting the notion that family dogs represent a more significant threat than often is realized and that, among the breeds identified, pit bulls are proportionally linked with more severe bite injuries.
CONCLUSIONS:
Attacks by pit bulls are associated with higher morbidity rates, higher hospital charges, and a higher risk of death than are attacks by other breeds of dogs. Strict regulation of pit bulls may substantially reduce the US mortality rates related to dog bites.
More than 30 different offending breeds were documented in the medical records. The most common breeds included pit bull terriers (50.9 percent), Rottweilers (8.9 percent), and mixed breeds of the two aforementioned breeds (6 percent).
The patients most likely to suffer dog bite injuries of the head and neck are children. Although a number of dog breeds were identified, the largest group were pit bull terriers, whose resultant injuries were more severe and resulted from unprovoked, unknown dogs.
"Have you heard about fucking dogs? Research shows that it stimulates your thymus gland and increases your positive energy flows. Jamie, pull up that tweet about the girl about to fuck her dog."
115 comments
1 ItsSugar 2019-07-10
Mayo (((culture))) btw
1 mayoayox 2019-07-10
Did you mean "white people" culture?
1 errderper 2019-07-10
mayo pride world wide
1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-10
Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
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1 Bardov 2019-07-10
Dude BUSSY lmao
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-10
Wtf
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-10
Straight guys eating booty is basically just making out with dogs these days. Best not to risk it.
1 these_days_bot 2019-07-10
Especially these days
1 Icerex 2019-07-10
Gotta switch to bussy
1 zergling_Lester 2019-07-10
Sweet bossy
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-07-10
From my cold dead hands.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-10
I get out of it by saying that it's linked to cancer probably
1 brand_new_car 2019-07-10
White women have sex with dogs.
Furthermore I believe all foids should be banned.
1 reebokpumps 2019-07-10
There was a study where they found out 1/20 white females had done or was doing something sexual with an animal. White people, not even once.
1 forward_dawn 2019-07-10
Foid delenda est!
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
😘🐺😍😍😍😍😍
1 d-amazo 2019-07-10
Whitney Wisconsin at it again
1 BelleArian 2019-07-10
White women fuck dogs and chimps (why else would they sleep with a basketball?)
1 Matues49 2019-07-10
Is this Whitney Wisconsin
1 reeeditor 2019-07-10
IT 👏 DOES 👏 NOT 👏 AFFECT 👏 YOU 👏!
1 JumbledFun 2019-07-10
her fued with Jewdank was the best
1 Misteright77 2019-07-10
Read the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and it does sound like her. She also jilled herself in a mall changing room, didnt wash her hands and asked random people if they liked what the "perfume" on her fingers smelled like and only 1 old guy out of everyone was able to tell it was pussy. She got a couple I dont smell anythings and that smells bad. Yuck.
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-07-10
Me on the right
1 Dramatictuna 2019-07-10
Cutie 🐶
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-10
volcel if you wouldn’t
1 RichEvansSexbot 2019-07-10
10/10 would pet
1 reebokpumps 2019-07-10
Have you also sucked that urmoviesux guys dick? I heard he’s really into that stuff.
1 UnkillRebooted 2019-07-10
Heccing cute doggo. What a pupper! 😍😘
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-07-10
That poor dog has seen some shit.
1 Chapocel 2019-07-10
This is why you should never let a dog lick your face.
1 Platycel 2019-07-10
Imagine having your dick sucked by a dog and knowing it licked some w*oman's face.
1 charming_tatum 2019-07-10
Most likely ate some too
1 WakeMeUpInsidePNG 2019-07-10
Someone took the dogpill. 🤭
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-07-10
White girl fuck dogs
1 jlesli4671 2019-07-10
It’s an undisputed fact!
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
White guys get fucked by dogs
1 Icerex 2019-07-10
Nice flair you got there bud
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
It's relevant
1 BlacJeesus 2019-07-10
Nice
1 RichEvansSexbot 2019-07-10
When you run out of Tyrones
1 fraustnaut 2019-07-10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulhZvWDdIlY
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-07-10
Holy fucking cow, lmao.
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-07-10
The dogpill was right
1 WokeMakesYouFree 2019-07-10
https://youtu.be/ulhZvWDdIlY
1 LedinToke 2019-07-10
always relevant
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-10
Take the dogpill
1 steak_in_my_boot 2019-07-10
:(
1 xxxxxxxx2 2019-07-10
Is this real? She didn't post this tied to her real name did she?
1 Heavy_handed 2019-07-10
I think the post was real and they added the photo
1 elephantofdoom 2019-07-10
That dog has the "I know it sucks but it pays well" look on its face.
1 Vegan_doggodiddler 2019-07-10
Based and dogdickpilled.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
Very based tbqh fam
1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2019-07-10
youre basically me but with worse taste
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
Better taste, objectively. 74% of customers preferred DogDicktm over other leading cocks
1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2019-07-10
yeah imma need a source on that
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
Deez nuts is your source.
1 MightiestPhallus 2019-07-10
When tf were furries allowed to post here?
1 Beener_Boy 2019-07-10
The tankie furry drama post and its consequences have been a disaster for arr slash drama
1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2019-07-10
son I have been a degenerate in r/drama since before you were born
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-07-10
Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it.
Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why?
Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot
"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.
And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.
Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
This but unironically
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-07-10
The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually interesting with its many veins, skin folds, and a glans with a shape that suggests sleekness and a color that changes to demonstrate the intensity of lust.
However, it is certainly not the best. It is firmly in third place.
In first obviously comes the horse. I won't go into great detail on horse cocks, as they are already quite popular even with the non-zoophilic general public. The size, the shape, and the power of the animal a horse cock is attached to are all part of a sexual mystique that has been well explored in many cultures throughout history.
There is one other kind of animal, however, that has us solidly beat, even though it has no such following. I speak of the spectacular, over-the-top sensuality of the amazing "red rocket" possessed by canines. We ignore this one, perhaps, because dogs are generally much closer to the majority of us than horses. There is no reason to romanticize the mundane, as we do for the equine penis, and we are often quite scared of our dogs' sexuality, since we do have to live with them instead of just looking at them in a field we're driving by. By acknowledging that it's at all there, we are forced to deal with it in a fashion other than having the vet remove it, and we are usually more worried about what that means for us than what it means for them.
Nonetheless, dog penises are wonderful, a fact which deserves to be recognized even if the vast majority of us will never experience one firsthand.
The first thing that anyone will notice about a dog's erection is the color. "Florid" is the best word I can think of to describe this beautiful display. From angry, fire engine red, through every possible shade of pink, with some extraordinary specimens additionally featuring deep purple and glistening white, an erect dog's penis rewards the viewer's eyes with the full spectrum of colors that our culture associates with the urgent desire of lust. As it comes out of its sheath, its palette seems to beg to return to a warm and cozy place inside the body of another.
Its form and functionality are similarly titillating. The pointed, very slightly flared tip allows for easy entry without being completely smooth, and while perhaps not as visually exciting as the glans of a human, certainly gets the job done comfortably and efficiently. The size when fully erect tends to be very impressive in proportion to its owner, often being much thicker and somewhat longer than the average human penis. However, most people aren't fully aware of that, because of another handy trick the canine dick can perform.
When the action begins, it's much smaller. Very thin, and a bit shorter. Once it's in, or played with sufficiently, it inflates to its full, throbbing size, allowing for the receptive partner to adjust more comfortably. No inflatable dildo I've ever seen has such a wide range of widths as does our best friends' tackle. They usually just seem to start at "too big" and get "slightly bigger." A dog's penis is much more friendly, allowing even the novice to enjoyably accommodate something really fat and juicy.
And juicy it certainly is! One of the best things about wolf wang is the precum. There is so much! And unlike ours, which merely drools when we get close to the end, theirs begins squirting almost constantly, nearly as soon as the fun begins. The result is a satisfyingly messy taste sensation that is truly without compare. On the other end, this also serves a practical purpose, contributing greatly to the fact that a dog penis is self-lubricating, a trait I'm sure we've all wished we could share at some point.
Of course, no discussion of dog dicks would be complete without a mention of the crown jewel, the one thing that most strikingly sets them apart from us: the bulbus glandis. Ranging in size from a rather small plum to near that of a softball, the swollen base of a canine's cock is both an invitation and a challenge. Do you want to take the knot? Can you? Once you have, of course, there is the dizzying feeling of being dominated, not by your partner, but by your own desires. Trapped there on the floor for up to twenty minutes, one must simply wait and enjoy the feeling of being so consumed with lustful passion that the fear and shame of being caught seem immaterial. When you are tied, it is inescapable that a part of your identity is firmly outside of the mainstream's comfort zone. A piece of your soul is there, wrapped tightly around that dog's twitching, squirting dick just as surely as your pussy or ass is.
The thing that draws many to such interests is the fact that this is a perfectly symbolic microcosm for all of our sexuality. In our culture, even purely vanilla sex is often made to feel "naughty." The most banal and benign aspects of sexuality are couched in terms that make us feel a little wrong to want it, even in the strictly defined contexts where it's not supposed to be. In that moment when you accept the knot, and make yourself incapable of defense against whatever might occur should your door suddenly open, you have decided that you're not going to play that game anymore. The world may say you're a filthy slut; you're happy to be one, if that means enjoying yourself to the fullest with your most loyal companion.
Overall, it is simply a fact that your dog's dick is better than yours in nearly every way that matters. It's alright to feel a little jealous, but I think it would be nice if we as a culture could recognize this more openly, similarly to how we do for horses. Happiness in this strange and beautiful world in which we live lies in fully appreciating all of nature's marvels, and nature has certainly made the canine penis marvelous.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
Hey that’s my pasta YOU BASTARD
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
SOME BIG FAX:
Pitbulls are 6% of the dog population but are responsible for 86% of all canine related attacks
Pitbulls are genetically predisposed to violence, moreso than any other breed.
THE BIG PICTURE:
https://www.friedlrichardson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/12-year-u.s.-dog-bite-statistics-.jpg
https://i.redd.it/vpd9h6wgvmx01.gif
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00047723.htm
CDC - Dog-Bite-Related Fatalities -- United States, 1995-1996 (Spoiler, Pitbulls are the leading cause of death)
https://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2015.php
36 U.S. dog bite-related fatalities occurred in 2015. Despite being regulated in Military Housing areas and over 700 U.S. cities, pit bulls contributed to 78% (28) of these deaths. Pit bulls make up about 6.6% of the total U.S. dog population.3
Together, pit bulls (28) and rottweilers (4), the second most lethal dog breed, accounted for 89% of the total recorded deaths in 2015. This same combination also accounted for 76% of all fatal attacks during the 11-year period of 2005 to 2015.
The breakdown between these two breeds is substantial over this 11-year period. From 2005 to 2015, pit bulls killed 233 Americans, about one citizen every 17 days, versus rottweilers, which killed 42, about one citizen every 96 days.
In the year of 2015, the combination of pit bulls (28), their close cousins, American bulldogs (2), and rottweilers (4) contributed to 94% (34) of all dog bite-related fatalities. Both American bulldog fatalities occurred in Miami-Dade County, Florida.
Annual data from 2015 shows that 39% (14) of the fatality victims were children ages 9-years and younger, and 61% (22) were adults, ages 22-years and older. Of the total adults killed by canines in 2015, 64% (14) were ages 60-years and older.
Annual data shows that when combining all age groups, male victims (22) were greater in number than female victims (14). Among children ages 9-years and younger, males were excessively victims 79% (11), versus females 21% (3).
In 2015, nearly one third, 31% (11), of all dog bite fatality victims were either visiting or living temporarily with the dog's owner when the fatal attack occurred. Children ages 9-years and younger accounted for 82% (9) of these deaths.
50% (18) of all fatalities in 2015 involved more than one dog; 17% (6) involved a pack attack of four or more dogs; 19% (7) involved breeding on the dog owner's property either actively or in the recent past and 6% (2) involved tethered dogs.
In 2015, 11% (4) of all fatal attacks were inflicted by dogs rehomed by shelters or rescues. County operated shelters in Buncombe County, North Carolina and Madison County, Tennessee each adopted out a dog that fatally attacked a person.
Dog ownership information for 2015 shows that non-family dogs inflicted the majority of dog bite fatalities, 58% (21), up from the 10-year average of 47%. Over two-thirds of all fatal dog attacks, 69% (25), occurred on the dog owner's property.
In 2015, 17% (6) of attacks causing death resulted in meaningful criminal charges; down from the 10-year average of 23%. 2015 also marked the first time a medical examiner ruled "suicide" as the manner of death in a fatal dog mauling.
Some JUICY Links
http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/09/08/pit-bull-saved-from-death-row-mauls-teen-on-first-day-home/
https://www.iol.co.za/sunday-tribune/news/pit-bulls-maul-three-members-of-family-12721531
http://www.newsweek.com/pit-bulls-maul-woman-death-injure-husband-gruesome-christmas-eve-attack-758534
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dog-mauls-owners-over-sweater_us_58695f88e4b0d9a5945be1e3
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2017/12/20/two-dogs-in-rural-virginia-mauled-their-owner-to-death-authorities-say-but-why/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.9177ddb7c2e3
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5955244/pitbull-mauls-three-kids-owner-unleashed-dog-street-delhi/
https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/nation/article/Two-pit-bulls-maul-their-owner-to-death-12436267.php
https://www.reviewjournal.com/news/nation-and-world/pitbull-owner-faces-murder-charge-after-dogs-maul-kill-4-year-old/
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/out-control-pitbull-attacks-mauls-12290842
http://abc13.com/pit-bull-mauls-woman-to-death-at-pet-motel/2928697/
http://www.wlwt.com/article/two-of-3-attacking-dogs-remain-on-the-run-after-friday-attacks-off-west-elkton-rd/14456726
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/662239/Dog-Attack-Manchester-Chester-Beagle-Video-Pictures-Paul-Baxter-Deebo-Loki-Gary-Jennifer
Stories that really make you think:
Pit bull mauls woman to death at pet motel in Louisiana
WEST MONROE, Louisiana -- A pit bull mauled a woman to death at a pet motel in West Monroe, Louisiana. The owner of Happy Hounds said they were keeping the dog for the first time.
"This situation is horrific and awful," said Scotty Robinson, President of the Ouachita Parish Police Jury.
Robinson said what others would only tell KNOE-TV off camera. Laura Ray was killed by a pit bull at Happy Hounds Hotel around 11 p.m. Wednesday.
The owner, who wouldn't go on camera, says Ray worked there for a while. But she says this was their first time keeping the dog that attacked her.
The kennel owner says the dog's owner signed forms saying the dog was not aggressive.
"That dog should and will be put down. I can guarantee you that," Robinson said.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Here are updated links for this [[current year]], courtesy of /r/banpitbulls!
https://www.kvue.com/article/news/liberty-hill-family-wants-pit-bull-removed-from-neighborhood-after-it-killed-their-dog/269-ec882ac6-89d7-4e0a-803c-89c363bd3034
Father of five is killed by a pack of stray pit bulls that bit him more than 100 times
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7222969/Father-five-killed-pack-stray-pit-bull-dogs-bit-100-times.html
https://www.reporterherald.com/2019/06/29/loveland-police-officer-shoots-dog-that-charged/
'They tore my muscles as if I was their prey': Dog attack survivor wants owners held responsible
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/potton-woman-dogs-attack-criminally-1.5199372
Uber Eats driver left unable to provide for his family after being savagely mauled by a dog while trying to deliver a late night McDonald's meal
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7226509/Uber-Eats-driver-mauled-dog-Claymore-Sydney.html
https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/dog-euthanized-after-biting-child-1.4490239
https://gvwire.com/2019/06/17/bakersfield-woman-dies-at-costco-in-pit-bull-attack/
https://www.illawarramercury.com.au/story/6128930/elderly-woman-dies-after-pet-dog-attacks-couple-at-wilton/?cs=12
https://thethaiger.com/news/bangkok/75-year-old-mauled-to-death-by-pitbulls-in-nonthaburi
88-year-old Lubbock woman killed by her neighbor’s 6 pitbull dogs
http://www.kcbd.com/2019/02/28/year-old-lubbock-woman-killed-by-her-neighbors-dogs/
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-07-10
How dare you slander the breed of peace!
1 nybbas 2019-07-10
Here are a couple more for you...https://journals.lww.com/jorthotrauma/Abstract/2018/09000/Dogs_and_Orthopaedic_Injuries___Is_There_a.16.aspx
"Of the 95 patients, 50% were the result of a pit bull terrier bite and 22% by a law enforcement dog. A total of 32% were attacked by multiple dogs. There was a 51% incidence of severe injury (amputation or fracture) with a significant association with breed."
http://sma.org/southern-medical-journal/article/characteristics-of-dog-bites-in-arkansas/
Conclusions: The results of this retrospective review are aligned mostly with the general trends found in previous national and global studies, supporting the notion that family dogs represent a more significant threat than often is realized and that, among the breeds identified, pit bulls are proportionally linked with more severe bite injuries.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21475022
CONCLUSIONS: Attacks by pit bulls are associated with higher morbidity rates, higher hospital charges, and a higher risk of death than are attacks by other breeds of dogs. Strict regulation of pit bulls may substantially reduce the US mortality rates related to dog bites.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19644273
More than 30 different offending breeds were documented in the medical records. The most common breeds included pit bull terriers (50.9 percent), Rottweilers (8.9 percent), and mixed breeds of the two aforementioned breeds (6 percent).
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4261032/
The patients most likely to suffer dog bite injuries of the head and neck are children. Although a number of dog breeds were identified, the largest group were pit bull terriers, whose resultant injuries were more severe and resulted from unprovoked, unknown dogs.
1 0x0a02d6 2019-07-10
"So as I was saying-"
"Have you heard about fucking dogs? Research shows that it stimulates your thymus gland and increases your positive energy flows. Jamie, pull up that tweet about the girl about to fuck her dog."
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-10
This is a Facebook post sweaty. Although I'm sure there are plenty of tweets about this knowing white foids.
1 0x0a02d6 2019-07-10
Imagine actually using Facebook or Twitter enough to know the difference. Social networks are for sad wytoids.
I hope you enjoy Zuck watching you on your webcam jerking off.
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-10
I don't use either. I'm just capable of telling the difference between two very different social networks.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-07-10
Autistcel
1 mayoayox 2019-07-10
Excuse me, white foids?
1 ExoneratedGEOTUS 2019-07-10
"It cleanses toxins"
1 MilitaryGradeFursuit 2019-07-10
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-10
based
1 femroot 2019-07-10
what's does this mean is it as bad as it looks
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
I sure hope so
1 Tnynfox 2019-07-10
What if we all sued her for cyberbullying all of us by having to read her distasteful insinuation?
1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-07-10
Hey that's like, animal abuse.
1 spookyguy109 2019-07-10
WHITE
1 reeeditor 2019-07-10
GIRLS
1 ethicsssss 2019-07-10
FUCK
1 Pinkerton55 2019-07-10
DOGS
1 BelleArian 2019-07-10
AND
1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-07-10
NIGGERS
1 SweatyControles 2019-07-10
Oh?
1 visible_chaos05 2019-07-10
oh that poor dog smh
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-07-10
MAYOCIDE
FUCKING
WHEN
1 trappysaruhs_fan 2019-07-10
Not soon enough 😭
1 Sregor_Nevets 2019-07-10
Yup the slope is slippery.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-07-10
this is what happens after you let mayos enter your lands
1 Sregor_Nevets 2019-07-10
You’ve never been to Thailand
1 loli_esports 2019-07-10
That dog is underage
1 reeeditor 2019-07-10
DOGGOED.COM
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-07-10
Pibbles version when
1 crippylicious 2019-07-10
How lew-d
1 Suka_blayt 2019-07-10
May Allah rid us of these mayo foids
1 SquiggaNiggweed 2019-07-10
Take the dogpill
1 ChicagoNights_ 2019-07-10
It's over for bipedalcels
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-10
Two legs good, four legs better
1 ChicagoNights_ 2019-07-10
I will whine harder
1 lyridsreign 2019-07-10
But dude. Have you ever tried DMT? That shit will rip your dick off. Look at those primates. Fuckin' jacked.
1 RichEvansSexbot 2019-07-10
When they said Men Are Cancelled, they only meant human men
1 Thisisthe_place 2019-07-10
No. No, a lot of girls DO NOT do this. Please tell me this is fake.
1 ExoneratedGEOTUS 2019-07-10
If there was some way to confirm, I'd bet that more women do it or have done it than we'd like to believe
1 TheFerrret 2019-07-10
The scary thing is I personally know two who have. I know this because they recorded it...
1 ExoneratedGEOTUS 2019-07-10
I mean, at least we all know what the horse girls are up to
1 EasternAirline 2019-07-10
👏 white 👏 women 👏 fuck 👏 dogs 👏
1 MG87 2019-07-10
Clearly fake
1 JumbledFun 2019-07-10
that's Whitney Wisconsin ya?
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-07-10
No. No they don’t.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-07-10
Peanut butter was the Flying Spaghetti Monster's gift to the foids
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-07-10
Can I get a sauce?
1 toastyheck 2019-07-10
He does do that though.
1 911roofer 2019-07-10
The dog is just like "Nigger, I ain't touching that. She ain't in heat. "